Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 08/07/2026LOL. My thought process is always “Did I miss a bill and it got escalated to collections and now I’m wanted for murder?” Irrational but also tooooootally could happen. 010
Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Imposter syndrome but "Am I a criminal and I didn't know??" 110
Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Aww heck yeah, I remember Magic! Congrats to him and enjoy your time!! 010
Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I am so, so sorry for your loss, Kempo. I cannot fathom the grief you must be feeling, please take all the time you need to process and let us know if you need anything. 010
Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 28/03/2026How has Anthony Starr not won more awards for his performance as Homelander? It’s unsettling how good it is, goddamn. 010
Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I used to misspell aspirin as “asapirin” because it’s often abbreviated as “ASA.” That was until I watched The Birdcage. Now all I hear when spelling aspirin is Robin Williams asking what the hell Pirin tablets are and Hank Azaria going “it’s aspirin with the A and the S scraped off.” 120
Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Do you think the spirits will judge me if I get dousing rods off Temu? 010
Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I’ve been really trying to read more in the past few years, and I’m so proud of myself for reading 7 books just in the month of January!! I’m almost halfway to my (modest) 2026 reading goal of 18 books, let’s gooooo. 070
Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 17/01/20262026 Book Ranking (so far) 1. The Intercepts by TJ Payne 2. The September House by Carissa Orlando 3. We Used to Live Here by Marcus Kliewer 030
Reposted by MichelleMia 💖🧡🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 11/01/2026content-aware scaled black cats r so hysterical to me. get scrinkled idiot 4659462099
Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Anyway, all this to say that breakfast is some watermelon sherbet that mysteriously got lost in the transition. 060
Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Got a chest freezer on FB marketplace, cleaned it, and tested it overnight. Happy to report that it was $60 well spent - she’s working beautifully. Took some time this morning rearranging and moving frozen goods from the main freezer to the chest in the garage, and the freed up space is soooo nice. 1100
Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Bruh you had Pre-COVID meatballs??? You had meatballs from before the world changed????? 020
Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 03/12/2025If it’s a Costco cheesecake, the pro strat is reportedly to eat it in slices and refrigerate the rest while you go to avoid a room-temp cheesecake “consistency nightmare” 110
Reposted by MichelleSansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 21/12/2023When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs 84353818
Reposted by MichelleKelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Hero jury saves hoagie hurler from legal grinder www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...nytimes.comProsecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent 1185257939
Reposted by MichelleStefan Mohamed @stefmowords.bsky.social · 06/11/2025succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party 8093633393
Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Added bonus: Putting away the sorted clothes doesn’t seem as overwhelming the next time you look at the piles. It’s just a pile of shorts and/or pants, and I just fold those onto a shelf. I’m just tidying up at this point… Boom. Laundry put away. Basket is free to start the cycle again. You did it 010
Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Note: I’m NOT saying “fold and put away your laundry as you go,” that’s daunting and I’m obviously not gonna do it. But I noticed that if I sort my clothes into smaller piles of t-shirts, underwear, etc. while digging around then I’m setting myself up for an easier search next time. 110
Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Unmotivated to put away your clean clothes that’re in piles or baskets? Here’s a life hack: Get really fixated on wearing a specific shirt/outfit that you know is in those piles and sort as you search. Normally I would move around the mess to find said item, but sorting takes only a bit more time 110
Reposted by MichelleSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 26/10/2025the duality of man 406760883
Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Matt just told me that he prefers ballpoint pens to a smooth rollerball or gel pen. Ick. 010
Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Just, like, submerged in little bubbles? Nice and safe in my basket? 120
Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Look, I know I would die. Logically, I know that. Obviously. ... That being said, it looks like it might be nice to be deep fried in oil. 120
Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 10/10/2025All I read was "Walker Texas Ranger," so good luck with that, Chuck Norris. 110
Reposted by MichelleWorld of Warcraft @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com · 07/10/2025One person’s Emerald Dream is another person’s Emerald Nightmare 💚 913320
Reposted by Michellemack spotts @macksf.bsky.social · 01/10/2025this panel led to one of my fave wikipedia anecdotes 113236
Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Deadass almost poured myself some lemonade this morning to round out the trio but opted to stick with water instead. Nothing but respect for my holy trinity. 010
Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Bro it's wiiiiiiiiiild to do a PHQ-9 and have your score be a single digit. What do you mean you're not going to tell me about 988 and ask a bunch more questions?media.tenor.coma cartoon character named genie from aladdin is flying through the airALT: a cartoon character named genie from aladdin is flying through the air 020