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Michelle

@warpek.bsky.social
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She/Her. Seeker of Serotonin and Collector of Hobbies. 🐶🐶Sadie and Quinn All opinions are my own, unfortunately.

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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
LOL. My thought process is always “Did I miss a bill and it got escalated to collections and now I’m wanted for murder?” Irrational but also tooooootally could happen.
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Imposter syndrome but "Am I a criminal and I didn't know??"
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
They just seem so practical!
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Hugs and comfort to you, my friend.
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Aww heck yeah, I remember Magic! Congrats to him and enjoy your time!!
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Sounds like fun! What's taking you to Poland? Vacation?
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
You're so right
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Which Far Cry had the America button? Maybe that one.
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I am so, so sorry for your loss, Kempo. I cannot fathom the grief you must be feeling, please take all the time you need to process and let us know if you need anything.
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Month!
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
How has Anthony Starr not won more awards for his performance as Homelander? It’s unsettling how good it is, goddamn.
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I used to misspell aspirin as “asapirin” because it’s often abbreviated as “ASA.” That was until I watched The Birdcage. Now all I hear when spelling aspirin is Robin Williams asking what the hell Pirin tablets are and Hank Azaria going “it’s aspirin with the A and the S scraped off.”
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Do you think the spirits will judge me if I get dousing rods off Temu?
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Omg those pics are so cute!
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I’ve been really trying to read more in the past few years, and I’m so proud of myself for reading 7 books just in the month of January!! I’m almost halfway to my (modest) 2026 reading goal of 18 books, let’s gooooo.
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Out of Context Pokémon @oocpokemonofficial.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
2026 Book Ranking (so far) 1. The Intercepts by TJ Payne 2. The September House by Carissa Orlando 3. We Used to Live Here by Marcus Kliewer
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Mia 💖🧡🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
content-aware scaled black cats r so hysterical to me. get scrinkled idiot
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Lmao yeah, she’s 65lbs of muscle, she’s perfect.
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
TELL ME HOW I JUST STUBBED MY TOE ON MY DOG WTF
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N✪STREM @nostrem.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Anyway, all this to say that breakfast is some watermelon sherbet that mysteriously got lost in the transition.
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Got a chest freezer on FB marketplace, cleaned it, and tested it overnight. Happy to report that it was $60 well spent - she’s working beautifully. Took some time this morning rearranging and moving frozen goods from the main freezer to the chest in the garage, and the freed up space is soooo nice.
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Bruh you had Pre-COVID meatballs??? You had meatballs from before the world changed?????
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
If it’s a Costco cheesecake, the pro strat is reportedly to eat it in slices and refrigerate the rest while you go to avoid a room-temp cheesecake “consistency nightmare”
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Sansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 21/12/2023
When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
Natalie Portman in Black Swan being menaced by a doppelganger in the mirror
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Bitches love a petting zoo. (It’s me, I’m bitches)
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Omg and happy belated birthday to you, too!
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Hero jury saves hoagie hurler from legal grinder www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
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Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent
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Stefan Mohamed @stefmowords.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Added bonus: Putting away the sorted clothes doesn’t seem as overwhelming the next time you look at the piles. It’s just a pile of shorts and/or pants, and I just fold those onto a shelf. I’m just tidying up at this point… Boom. Laundry put away. Basket is free to start the cycle again. You did it
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Note: I’m NOT saying “fold and put away your laundry as you go,” that’s daunting and I’m obviously not gonna do it. But I noticed that if I sort my clothes into smaller piles of t-shirts, underwear, etc. while digging around then I’m setting myself up for an easier search next time.
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Unmotivated to put away your clean clothes that’re in piles or baskets? Here’s a life hack: Get really fixated on wearing a specific shirt/outfit that you know is in those piles and sort as you search. Normally I would move around the mess to find said item, but sorting takes only a bit more time
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 26/10/2025
the duality of man
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Matt just told me that he prefers ballpoint pens to a smooth rollerball or gel pen. Ick.
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
For sure. Also, that sizzle? 😩
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Just, like, submerged in little bubbles? Nice and safe in my basket?
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Look, I know I would die. Logically, I know that. Obviously. ... That being said, it looks like it might be nice to be deep fried in oil.
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
All I read was "Walker Texas Ranger," so good luck with that, Chuck Norris.
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
cc: @sibwarra.bsky.social
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World of Warcraft @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com · 07/10/2025
One person’s Emerald Dream is another person’s Emerald Nightmare 💚
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mack spotts @macksf.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
this panel led to one of my fave wikipedia anecdotes
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Challenge accepted.
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
An ANGEL.
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Deadass almost poured myself some lemonade this morning to round out the trio but opted to stick with water instead. Nothing but respect for my holy trinity.
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Me, glaring at them: Good for you.
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Bro it's wiiiiiiiiiild to do a PHQ-9 and have your score be a single digit. What do you mean you're not going to tell me about 988 and ask a bunch more questions?
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a cartoon character named genie from aladdin is flying through the air
ALT: a cartoon character named genie from aladdin is flying through the air
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Michelle @warpek.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
wut
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