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Warlach

@warlach.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 Queer, Polyam, Pan, He/Him ✍️ Alright writer 🎨 Eager artist 🧚 Amateur folklorist 💰 MarComms + Digi Strat for NFPs 💜: Film, sumo, politics, musicals, Batman 🚫: TERFs, racists, Nazis, Steve, *phobes Invented 'Don't @ me'! Proof: linktr.ee/warlach

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If I had a tavern in mediaeval times instead of Happy Hour I'd call it Your Hour of Mead...
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Viking Cheers: Skal Toast
ALT: Viking Cheers: Skal Toast
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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Despite the fact Israel is absolutely committing a genocide I don't actually believe the conspiracy theory they've developed emotionless, humanoid killbots designed to infiltrate society. It would fucking explain Gal Gadot's 'acting' abilities though...
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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Those who can, do; those who can't, teach; those who don't even understand think AI allows them to do..."
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Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
DeepCut# BMW#
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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I fucking LOVE Uber Electric as an option 🙏 Is it because I care about the environment? Sure, that too. Mostly though it's the joy of making those Musk fanboys chauffeur me around in their Teslas for pocket change. If only there was an "only Cyber Trucks" option...
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
According to CNN, Natalie Harp once jumped into the trunk of an SUV after getting into a screaming match with other Trump staffers after being denied a seat in the motorcade heading to a Trump trial appearance. www.cnn.com/2026/08/18/p...
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Meet Natalie Harp, the aide so close to Trump she once rode in an SUV trunk to accompany him | CNN Politics
Natalie Harp has become a main conduit between President Donald Trump and the outside world, sources say.
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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You know, at the age of 41 and noticing how many crumbs he drops, I'm beginning to doubt if that monster even really likes cookies that much... 🤔 🍪 👹
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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If you can't understand why some people can't see the issues - functional, even ignoring ethical or enviro - with AI and remain blind to the problem. It's 2026 and countless people still put stock in Myers-Briggs. It's the same level of just willful ignorance.
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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Walking my dog off leash as he explores excitedly at dawn and realise to him I'm basically the entity from It Follows...
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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It can be very confronting talking to the unhoused and learning their experiences. It always makes me feel very sheltered by comparison...
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 13/08/2026
Hey everybody. I’ve seen the statement by Matt Karch, the CEO of Saber Entertainment, and all of the truly horrendous things he said about me. I think it should be obvious to anyone who reads that statement that he’s lashing out because he did not want people to know there was AI use in the game.
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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Well, I guess that strange, old Chinese man was right - these are indeed, at the very least, *interesting* times...
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If the Apocalypse Comes... Beep Me!
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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Obviously people have their favourites, and that's subjective, but I guarantee you I know the people who created the biggest AI tool. Mr and Mrs Altman.
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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"Do I like antidepressants"? Um, of course? Insects are amazing, I don't support squashing ANY of them! 🐜🦗🐝🐞🪲🪳
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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
🎶 𝘚𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳... 🎶 But, like, gold is famously an excellent conductor of heat, so why would a gold finger be cold? Guys, I'm beginning to doubt that Shirley Bassey knows anything about thermal conductivity...
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 24/07/2026
There's dead and then there's mostly dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. However in this case there's only one thing to do, which is to go through his clothes and look for loose change.
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
We must post worse. It is our mandate now
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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"You should see a doctor... because you're a mole and you've definitely changed shape"
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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The biggest twist in media has to be in Pokémon when they revealed Pikachu wasn't saying "pika pika!" but instead "pica pica!" and was just desperate for help with it's crippling, compulsive need to eat dirt...
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Sad Pikachu
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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So... Lindsay Graham clearly has been in a consensual, loving and deeply closeted relationship with Mitch McConnell, right? The latter was gone and he stopped holding on... 🏳️‍🌈 It's actually really beautiful 🥹 #LoveWins #USPol
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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
"There's nothing in the rule book that says a dog can't become enlightened!" ~ Air Buddha
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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I was just looking up a Lord of the Rings gif by searching for the quote - normal Thursday night - only to see this. Advertising. Right there in the Gemini summary. Blatant, barely connected advertising. Amazing.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/07/2026
In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 06/07/2026
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God @thegodshow.com · 07/07/2026
LO, right after Trump corruptly intervened to get a player unsuspended, the US soccer team got fucking destroyed. Everything he touches turns to shit.
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Some expert-level trump trolling.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Belgium’s team celebrated their victory over the US by mocking Trump’s signature double jerk off dance move.
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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Not Graham Platner!? Nooo! 😭 Who would have thought the problematic¹, victim blaming², anti-semitic view promoting³, Nazi tattoo having⁴, cheating moron⁵ - to name just a few of his issues - would also (allegedly) be a violent rapist!? 🤯 (🧵 for receipts) #USPol
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Exclusive: Woman who dated Graham Platner says he sexually assaulted her
The Maine Democrat denied the allegations and said, “Any accusation of non-consensual behavior is categorically untrue.”
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The latest Dollars & Sense is up. Talking about inflation CGT and the press gallery. australiainstitute.org.au/post/inflati...
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Inflation falls, tax changes pass & Greg loses his fancy parking spot
Plus: how the One Nation leader got all tangled up over childcare and paid parental leave.
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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
*cough* Not saying I called it, but...
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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The most unrealistic thing on any TV program of any genre is door intercoms where you can an actually understand one another.
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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Sometimes I worry I lean too hard into Single Middle-aged Man mode. Other times I invent breakfast nachos - chopped pikelets, double cream, crab apple jelly - you can eat with a fork while working, and I realise I may be a God... 🥞
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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Fox News running a fun competition: design a Free Palestine icon for our Fear Board and your daughter could be taking the President with her to Prom!
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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
As someone who works for charities and NFPs, I feel this in my bones. I especially love when the crazies accuse us of manufacturing issues to raise money, as if people working for charities aren't doing three people's jobs for a third of the pay.
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 03/07/2026
Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them
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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I'm on the Enshittification Diet - it's great, basically I can eat anything I want! I just order whatever i like through Uber Eats, Menulog, whatever but then I am only allowed to eat the food the incompetent systems actually ends up at my place. I'm down 10kg! 🙌
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Peter Murphy @peterwmurphy1.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
To be clear: #Antisemitism (or anti-Jewish bigotry) IS real. Like all #racism, it is disturbing, distressing & dangerous. Opposition to Israel's ongoing genocide and Zionist colonialism is NOT antisemitism. Israel must be held accountable for its crimes in Palestine, Lebanon & Syria. #FreePalestine
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
InfoWars is now live.
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WELCOME TO THE REAL INFOWARS
YouTube video by InfoWars
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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Finally updated my Bluesky bio from the placeholder I threw up ages ago. Of course, had to keep a reference to that time @kstedman.bsky.social revealed I invented "don't @ me" back on Twitter 🙏
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"Kapura" - Max Golden - "Do Not Eat" @kapura.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
getting excited for the july basho
vagely meme formatted post with text and images of a sumo wrestler. the text reads:
If your girl is
- always whipping out the peace sign
- constantly hounded by Hokkaido TV
- heading straight to the gift shop
that's not your girl, that's Ichiyamamoto!
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The Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It appeared in Shrek 3, and other reasons the Bayeux Tapestry is so important buff.ly/7k86c1d
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Rich. I'll do it Dreckly. ME/CFS @shadowcaster6656.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The only thing flat earthers fear... is sphere itself.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/07/2026
Asteroid Threat xkcd.com/3265/
Comic. [Two images of Earth, one centered on Africa, with a dotted line behind, and the other in the foreground with a target marked in the Indian Ocean.] [caption] Dire news: An asteroid is on course to hit the Earth exactly *opposite* the Yucatán Peninsula, bringing *back* the dinosaurs.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The only ethical way to enjoy Michael Jackson is through cover songs. We salute you, Alien Ant Farm.
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John Stewart @stewartj777.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Quite the story - an energy/climate policy that is working? Who would have thunk it!! #auspol reneweconomy.com.au/one-in-17-au...
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One in 17 Australian homes now has a solar battery, as rebate installs pass 450,000 at one-year mark
Amid the hype around the launch of the Solar Sharer Offer, federal Labor's flagship consumer energy policy quietly celebrated its first anniversary – with a new set of very impressive numbers.
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ChattyCathyPRGuysGrandma @chattycathyau.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
"..Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You’re moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You’ve just crossed over into The Twilight Zone." 🫣 #SpringSt #AusPol
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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Sure, but no matter how many stray cats I can attract with two tins of food I don't think they're going to look as good as a firework once I launch them into the sky...? 🤔
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im2bz2p2day.bsky.social @im2bz2p2day.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It would be laughable if it wasn't so pathetic.
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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
After revealing the diagnosis, the 79-year-old actor added that "I am, unfortunately, the right level of old for this shit."
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