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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If I had a tavern in mediaeval times instead of Happy Hour I'd call it Your Hour of Mead...

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Viking Cheers: Skal Toast

ALT: Viking Cheers: Skal Toast

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Despite the fact Israel is absolutely committing a genocide I don't actually believe the conspiracy theory they've developed emotionless, humanoid killbots designed to infiltrate society. It would fucking explain Gal Gadot's 'acting' abilities though...

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"Those who can, do; those who can't, teach; those who don't even understand think AI allows them to do..."

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I've been sent this post by three different people who all remember the days of Warlach vs Silkcharm fights. Fucking incredible 😂 I should have guessed she'd have shifted her grift - last I saw she was doing yoga and social media retreats in Bali (or some similar guff)

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Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

DeepCut# BMW#

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I fucking LOVE Uber Electric as an option 🙏 Is it because I care about the environment? Sure, that too. Mostly though it's the joy of making those Musk fanboys chauffeur me around in their Teslas for pocket change. If only there was an "only Cyber Trucks" option...

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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

According to CNN, Natalie Harp once jumped into the trunk of an SUV after getting into a screaming match with other Trump staffers after being denied a seat in the motorcade heading to a Trump trial appearance. www.cnn.com/2026/08/18/p...

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Meet Natalie Harp, the aide so close to Trump she once rode in an SUV trunk to accompany him | CNN Politics

Natalie Harp has become a main conduit between President Donald Trump and the outside world, sources say.

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

You know, at the age of 41 and noticing how many crumbs he drops, I'm beginning to doubt if that monster even really likes cookies that much... 🤔 🍪 👹

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

If you can't understand why some people can't see the issues - functional, even ignoring ethical or enviro - with AI and remain blind to the problem. It's 2026 and countless people still put stock in Myers-Briggs. It's the same level of just willful ignorance.

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Walking my dog off leash as he explores excitedly at dawn and realise to him I'm basically the entity from It Follows...

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

It can be very confronting talking to the unhoused and learning their experiences. It always makes me feel very sheltered by comparison...

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 13/08/2026

Hey everybody. I’ve seen the statement by Matt Karch, the CEO of Saber Entertainment, and all of the truly horrendous things he said about me. I think it should be obvious to anyone who reads that statement that he’s lashing out because he did not want people to know there was AI use in the game.

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Well, I guess that strange, old Chinese man was right - these are indeed, at the very least, *interesting* times...

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If the Apocalypse Comes... Beep Me!

ALT: If the Apocalypse Comes... Beep Me!

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Obviously people have their favourites, and that's subjective, but I guarantee you I know the people who created the biggest AI tool. Mr and Mrs Altman.

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

"Do I like antidepressants"? Um, of course? Insects are amazing, I don't support squashing ANY of them! 🐜🦗🐝🐞🪲🪳

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Thank you for coming to my TED talk about my silly joke and how I envision the narrative of this Shirley Bassey classic. I guessed it's true what they say: Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog - both give me an erection... (3/3)

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Kermit the Frog: Smh Reaction

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

However, in this scenario that the song describes - seperate to the movie plot - I'm imagine Goldfinger simply having a finger made of gold while the rest of him is regular human flesh at 37°C (98.6°F) which the finger is constantly pulling from which would make the finger feel warm at least. (2/3)

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

And yes, I know that things that conduct heat well do often feel cold to the touch for the very reason that they conduct heat away from you and that's why, say, a stone benchtop feels cooler than a plastic cutting board despite both being the same ambient temperature. However... (1/3)

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

🎶 𝘚𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳... 🎶 But, like, gold is famously an excellent conductor of heat, so why would a gold finger be cold? Guys, I'm beginning to doubt that Shirley Bassey knows anything about thermal conductivity...

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 24/07/2026

There's dead and then there's mostly dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. However in this case there's only one thing to do, which is to go through his clothes and look for loose change.

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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

We must post worse. It is our mandate now

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

"You should see a doctor... because you're a mole and you've definitely changed shape"

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

The biggest twist in media has to be in Pokémon when they revealed Pikachu wasn't saying "pika pika!" but instead "pica pica!" and was just desperate for help with it's crippling, compulsive need to eat dirt...

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Sad Pikachu

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

So... Lindsay Graham clearly has been in a consensual, loving and deeply closeted relationship with Mitch McConnell, right? The latter was gone and he stopped holding on... 🏳️‍🌈 It's actually really beautiful 🥹 #LoveWins #USPol

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

"There's nothing in the rule book that says a dog can't become enlightened!" ~ Air Buddha

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Was this a paid placement or just a hallucination? No idea, despite being a digital advertising guy I haven't much cause for such things these days in my current role. I will say it's clear @doctorow.pluralistic.net's doctrine of accelerating Enshittification holds though...

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I was just looking up a Lord of the Rings gif by searching for the quote - normal Thursday night - only to see this. Advertising. Right there in the Gemini summary. Blatant, barely connected advertising. Amazing.

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/07/2026

In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW

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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

At least it's an appropriate game to feature while being fucked over by a mindless corporate who exploit you for everything you can give but ultimately doesn't give a fuck about you? 😔 So sorry this is happening to you and others 💜

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

As covered here, I just don't get how it took this long. Has Trump so fucked the minds of the left that we're desperate to excuse anyone we think can be populist?

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

A reminder this account is a bot and it's just re-posting other people's posts ad nauseum in order to spam ads. Don't be sucked in.

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God @thegodshow.com · 07/07/2026

LO, right after Trump corruptly intervened to get a player unsuspended, the US soccer team got fucking destroyed. Everything he touches turns to shit.

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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Some expert-level trump trolling.

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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Belgium’s team celebrated their victory over the US by mocking Trump’s signature double jerk off dance move.

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Honestly I'm most invested in if @grogsgamut.bsky.social was allowed to stay in the tipping comp after being ousted. I can take the blatant attack on journalistic integrity and the embarrassment of the Oz media not doing their jobs but SOME things are sacred! 🦘🐨🇦🇺🟢💛

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

In closing, I'm not saying there's not a bunch of the stuff Platner campaigns on isn't in line with my views - like on LGBTQIA+ and Gaza - but how this wasn't over with the Nazi skull tattoo, I just don't know. Also, its surprising to me that that sentence still surprises me in 2026...

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

"A Platner campaign official said he had been communicating with no more than six, and that the conduct had stopped before the campaign launched." (2/2) As a whore, him being a slut is the least of my issues, but I hate cheaters and doing so speaks to being at best a careless arsehat.

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

5. In May 20 reported that in 2025, Platner's wife, Amy Gertner, told a senior campaign aide that Platner had been sexting with multiple other women. The Platner campaign's political director, Genevieve McDonald, alleged that Gertner had said Platner had sexted as many as a dozen women... (1/2)

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

4. "During his 2026 Senate campaign, Platner faced scrutiny over a tattoo on his chest of the Totenkopf symbol used by the Nazi Schutzstaffel (SS) and SS-Totenkopfverbände" Says he didn't know, others say he did. Whole thing makes him stupid, an arsehole or both. (From Wikipedia)

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

3. "In February 2026, he briefly shared a tweet by antisemitic alt-right commentator Stew Peters ... On a podcast hosted by antisemitic conspiracy theorist Nate Cornacchia, Platner said he was a "longtime fan" of the show." (From Wikipedia)

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

2. "In a 2013 Reddit discussion about anti-rape underwear, Platner wrote that people worried about assault should "take some responsibility for themselves and not get so fucked up they wind up having sex with someone they don't mean to"" (From Wikipedia)

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

1. Too much to go into, and while referring to himself as a Communist or saying ACAB doesn't bother me personally, there was a bunch more, like seemingly lying and going back and forth on everything else. Having a old social media you regret is something we'll have to reckon with, but still.

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Not Graham Platner!? Nooo! 😭 Who would have thought the problematic¹, victim blaming², anti-semitic view promoting³, Nazi tattoo having⁴, cheating moron⁵ - to name just a few of his issues - would also (allegedly) be a violent rapist!? 🤯 (🧵 for receipts) #USPol

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Exclusive: Woman who dated Graham Platner says he sexually assaulted her

The Maine Democrat denied the allegations and said, “Any accusation of non-consensual behavior is categorically untrue.”

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

It's really been like watching a slow motion car crash, but the car is full of problematic idiots with Nazi tattoos...

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I'm glad he has sport to fall back on - wasn't he banned from being a journalist just recently by the Press Gallery? 🤔

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Warlach @warlach.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

*cough* Not saying I called it, but...

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