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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
All things considered, If I had known every single dumb joke I've ever made was going to get taken 100% seriously by thousands and thousands of people, I would have at least tried to make them funnier.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/06/2026
DSA has won a handful of national elections and the democratic party establishment are already providing cover for the far right to start cracking down on the left
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
as long as i have youtube tutorial and gay audacity there is nothing in this world i cannot teach myself how to craft
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max graves @maximumgraves.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
no whammies no whammies
A frozen screenshot of the beginning of the dancing crabs gif. To illustrate that I am waiting to begin the crab dance.
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Danielle Radford @danielleradford.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
It’s possible for a non drinker to still brunch too hard if you want it bad enough
Photo of me half asleep on a couch. My bangs are slightly askewz
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
the fumes from my heavy duty craft adhesive cannot affect me if i am pure of heart and have good intentions
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Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Please stop plagiarizing Gavin Newsom
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Every AI video is like someone made a collage out of magazine cutouts and wants me to be impressed with their ability to glue
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
"if you quit things are hard" oh is that right. it's brave to kill kids if it would get you in trouble to refuse to do it, is that right. that's okay then. cheer the very brave soldiers, doing the most convenient thing for themselves even if it is evil
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bree @cheeseraven.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
yeah I’m thinking we’re going to need the contraption™️ again
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
excited to hear tech companies will now be allowed to build their own power plants for their data centers. i am sure the makers of "the app that tells kids to kill themselves" will responsibly operate coal plants
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
IQ is astrology for incels
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
also IF the AI doomerism was correct and we are in the process of building literal Skynet the ONLY ethical way forward would be to deploy lethal military violence against the AI industry and it's researchers worldwide. If you aren't suggesting that, you don't believe this is end-the-world serious.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/02/2026
we should have known noam chomsky would be associates with jeffery epstein. they both had a shared interest in email
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Raph @raphdee.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Let them shoot acid up their peener
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
There's not a single trans person in the Epstein files who wasn't a victim. Every "they're coming for your kids" transphobic pundit was actively protecting the most documented pedophile ring since the Catholic Church. Everyone from Libs of TikTok to Matt Walsh has gone silent
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Anti-LGBTQ+ legislation currently implemented or passing in Canada
A map of Canada showing Alberta and Saskatchewan being in the red for anti trans legislation passed and Quebec and Ontario turning red rapidly
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
look, what if we all pretend this never came out? just ignore one piece of history forever. I say we give it a try
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Carolyn Page @jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
ICE spotted in El Sereno. Stay safe LA
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Unless you're doing some insane stupid Weather Underground shit the actual risk you face from the authorities isn't some crazy Big Brother tech shit. it's that some cop beats or shoots you from a foot away because he got angry.
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I dont even believe in ponies thats just a small horse you cant fool me
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Get ready for a Democratic Party influencer blitz to convince you that replacing Greg Bovino with Tom Homan is a huge win you should be grateful for. Meanwhile here’s Tom Homan:
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Federal deployment to Minneapolis "is steady state and expected to continue as planned," per Border Patrol memo leaked to me
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Persephiroth @persephiroth.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Currently taking applications to ruin lives
Some lightskinned tranny in a brown wig with her tiddies out.
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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 27/01/2026
Miller is a dumbass who happened to bet on the right horse ten years ago and rode that horse (also a dumbass) to power. He's like a guy who thinks he's a financial whiz because he won at roulette. Our awful political system may have a pro-idiot bias, but their weakness is that they are still idiots.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
This is the MAGA equivalent of seppuku
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Wendy Xu @wendyxu.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
i will abuse it with impunity
cat with gun meme
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Congress is going to respond with some "sensitivity training" level bandaid solution. What needs to happen is for ICE to be removed from the Department of Homeland Security, sent back to the Justice Department and stripped of its national security mandate. Bare minimum.
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Brennan Lee Mulligan @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Abolish ICE, prosecute and imprison its leaders, impeach and remove the President from office. This is the only sane reaction to a group of armed men kidnapping and gunning down our neighbors in the street.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The "Gaza Peace Plan" is AI data centers built upon thousands of dead children
Jared Kushner's AI generated graphic of Gaza colonization with almost as much space being used for AI data centers as there is luxury housing planned for tourists
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
This month, ICE... - killed an unarmed American mom - admitted to adding people filming them to a database - had its budget fully re-authorized by Congress
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/01/2026
minnesota coming together to show us all how to stand up against ICE is such a beautiful display of what solidarity looks like
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
"For years we loved the so called international rules based order because it allowed powerful nations to plunder others and we got in on the deal because we weren't being plundered. Now that we could be plundered the world has changed forever."
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
i'm from the european country with a spotless history which does not benefit in any way from american imperialism and definitely doesn't help supply the US military and support their operations, so i get to act smug at american citizens i think. boo, american citizens, boo
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