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@walrus.bsky.social
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Musician, developer, walrus. Nashville, TN ⭕️

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Eric Harvey @ericdharvey.com · 01/10/2026
love the image of Elton John, stuck inside a downtown Kingston hotel the day after the Foreman/Frazier "Sunshine Showdown," cranking out the entirety of Goodbye Yellow Brick Road over the course of a few days, taking breaks at night to watch Les McCann play in the hotel's lounge
Every hotel was jammed to capacity, and the streets
pulsated with aggression. By an administrative mix-up, Elton had been
booked into the Pink Flamingo in the middle of Kingston while everyone
else was staying across the island in the resort area of Ocho Rios.
Terrified even to set foot outside his hotel, he had nothing to do but work
on the new batch of lyrics Bernie Taupin had given him. Closeted in his
room with an electric piano, he beat even his Don’t Shoot Me record,
writing the music to twenty-one songs in three days. Fortunately, the hotel’s
resident entertainer was one of his favourite jazz pianists, Les McCann.
‘That was a saving grace,’ Elton recalled. ‘I just used to go and watch him
every night.’
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i love this so much
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Steve @walrus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Of COURSE that voice was getting him laid at 14.
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Steve @walrus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you want to know why so much music sucks now, it’s because when there’s no bands, just random ‘solo’ singers and an anonymous army of producers and writers doing the work, this kind of shit never happens
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
Burning man should be a festival where they burn a shitty man Like an actual guy that sucks Then I would go
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Steve @walrus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
!!!!! Is this somehow the first thing Stevie has ever issued from his vault in his entire adult career? and extra points for releasing on a Monday instead of a fucking Friday. More of this please.
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The Quietus @thequietus.com · 28/09/2026
'Wonder was 26 when Songs In The Key Of Life was released—at that point, he was absolutely on top of the world, the greatest soulman on earth whose magnificence overshadowed even rock and pop' Many Happy Returns to #StevieWonder's Songs In The Key Of Life, which turns 50 today! buff.ly/zD17vVM
Stevie Wonder's Songs In The Key of Life album cover with concentric orange-to-yellow torn-paper rings drawing the eye to a small sketched, sunglasses-wearing face at the centre.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not even mad about Dart because the second he campaigned with Trump something like this was inevitable
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Steve @walrus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LFG. Almost anything other than a data center would be more useful in the middle of a large city than a fucking nascar track.
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Steve @walrus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If discount store brand mayonnaise was a song it would absolutely be “name” by the goo goo dolls
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Steve @walrus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Where do I sign up for fat bear week
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Eats Cake Chocolate Cake
ALT: Eats Cake Chocolate Cake
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Steve @walrus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m not convinced there’s any product Shaq wouldn’t shill for in a commercial if you gave him twenty bucks.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 17/09/2026
Apropos of nothing, sharing this little except from Prince’s memoir, “The Beauiful Ones”: “…they keep trying to ram […] Ed Sheeran down our throats and we don't like it no matter how many times they play it.”
about competition, how can we outsell. Monkeys and primates could sell music. With Clear Channel [a radio and media conglomerate, since rebranded as iHeart-Media] it becomes like Soylent Green-people feeding people to people. We need to tell them that they keep trying to ram Katy Perry and Ed Sheeran down our throats and we don't like it no matter how many times they play it.
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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh my god she averages like 4 points per game
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Steve @walrus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
GOD DAMMIT THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
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Steve @walrus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If Australia halftime isn’t John Farnham belting you’re the voice what are we even doing here
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
if I were the New England Patriots, I would simply decline to play the Seattle Seahawks
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Steve @walrus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
First true thing he’s ever said 😂
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Steve @walrus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So we’re casually house hunting (I.e looking at Zillow & sighing), finding some actual reasonable things near our old hood. (Market is fuckin’ weird right now) then realize half the ones that look promising are probably less than 1/2 mile from where Nashville will let assholes put a data center 😞
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Steve @walrus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Well, this is one way to get me to care about Billy strings I guess
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Steve @walrus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#goals
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Steve @walrus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We’re gonna be okay
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Steve @walrus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The first and last time I am ever doing this. But this has to be the year. 🍀
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Steve @walrus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A reminder: fuck residencies.
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Steve @walrus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
These guys absolutely rip and you should go listen to my tape of this show to drown out the overwhelming sadness of this whole stupid week
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Steve McPherson @steventurous.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A classic.
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The song "Jolene" but the singer never stops describing Jolene, going into more and more details and getting more and more disturbing until you're not sure what Jolene is except that you're afraid of her.
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• your teeth are sharp / your mouth agape your claws rend flesh / there's no escape from the judgement of the Eldritch One, Jolene d
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He screams about you in his sleep and when he wakes, does naught but weep in terror, of the one they call Jolene
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blackening the summer skies
with burning wings and countless eyes we tremble at the sight of you, Jolene
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• we cower here beneath your gaze that sets the earth and sky ablaze have mercy at the end of days, Jolene d
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
We're simply relieved Laura Loomer was cut.
Crazy Stupid Love - Harp and Trump
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Steve @walrus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I was like “wait didn’t he just get divorced?” and then I once again had to remember that, somehow, despite no one asking for this, post malone and jelly roll are technically two different people.
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Steve @walrus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I turned out perfectly normal and well adjusted with no mental problems at all!
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I guess I’m just so cynical about billionaires in general that I think they are probably all under or should be under “investigation,” but nothing will ever happen to them regardless of whether they’re doing crimes because neither Dems nor republicans want to cut off the donor spigot.
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Steve @walrus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The single greatest event in baseball history
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Steve @walrus.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Boy, you just hate to see it
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Steve @walrus.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Holy fuck is this actually true?? (I’ve been on the road and wasn’t home to watch last night’s ep)
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Steve @walrus.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Every time I have to go into a Buc-ees I think about the 30 minute main story @lastweektonight.com is inevitably gonna do on this ridiculous monument to unchecked american capitalism. I mean, the mascot alone is at least an 8 minute bit, right?
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
dlvr.it
Barstool Sports scores zero points on ‘Family Feud’
Thursday night’s edition of the ABC game show Celebrity Family Feud featured Barstool Sports taking on the family of Dallas Mavericks star Cooper Flagg. And while Flagg has many impressive performances in his young NBA career and his one college basketball season at Duke, he hasn’t experienced anything like the dominance he and his family…
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Steve @walrus.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Please do not recharge mike love. No one wants this.
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Dr. J (not that one) @biggray.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I know I’ve heard this before but I saw someone say “Weird Al Super Bowl Halftime Show” and I got really excited about it, particularly the scathing editorial with the headline “The NFL Dares To Be Stupid.”
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Wintersong @wintersong.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My housemate did what everyone said the "right" thing was. He went and got trained as a software engineer, then spent years going from an intern to being a senior dev. He was downsized 2.5yrs ago and *just* got a part-time job as a medical receptionist. There's no cheat code for this shitshow.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'm so glad we get more Judy Gemstone
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Panic! At the Pentagon
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Steve @walrus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Man, fuck residencies. Like tickets aren’t insanely priced enough, now only people with money for airfare and hotels AND tickets can go.
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Steve @walrus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The irony of smoke causing Johnny Cougar to cancel a gig is pretty funny. But also stop scheduling outdoor gigs in the middle of a climate crisis 🙄
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Steve @walrus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It’s gonna be funny when it finally happens and the whole apparatus has to face the reality of just how much they hate JD Vance
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
New meme just dropped
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
here for the real battle (english people vs. hope)
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Steve @walrus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Other thing I’ve learned while at my parents’ house: TBS apparently just runs big bang theory reruns 24 hours a day, and still none of them are funny
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Steve @walrus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Someone put Walton Goggins in another show so he can stop having to do every single commercial to get by
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Steve @walrus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Have all the players drop acid a half hour before the first pitch.
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