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Kyle H

@wakykyle.bsky.social
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Seattle, previously Kentucky. 34. He/Him. Garfield is my spirit animal. Feed is gonna be a lot of my own inane thoughts. Political and otherwise. Seb Gorka thinks I'm a terrorist. FDT.📎

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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Both my sportsball teams lost tonight. Compensating for the sadness with Paella and a glass of wine.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching a division rivalry game is always too stressful. #Bengals #FTS
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CID Night Market. Always my favorite excuse to get out from the rock I live under #Seattle
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The arguable validity of this meme makes me glad my life is 90% car-free these days
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am four weeks from what is possibly going to be the best day of my 2026. #GoodGrief tour is my entire reason to live right now, lol.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Don't mind me.... just in my cups on a grey Friday and getting emotional over the best trailer for my all-time favorite video game. The U.N.E. oath of service goes way too damn hard to be in a trailer for a spreadsheet simulator. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW3Y...
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Stellaris: Apocalypse - Release Date / Story Trailer
YouTube video by Paradox Interactive
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why is it the people that DON'T have fuck-you money, who are most willing to actually say it?
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Other errands made me miss the first half of this Bengals game. Shame on me for being a casual fan.... And holy shit. Do they have a defense now?
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Also: feast.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fine. I'll admit. I'm enough of an asshole to think that this sale, today of all days, is hilarious
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
For anyone wondering... I gave up on the Seahawks game to go to bed at the end of the 3rd. The fact they turned it around immediately after is causal evidence I shouldn't watch the teams I like.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Goddamn Drew
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Okay - got off work early and decided to take this myself... y'all, I ain't even BEEN to California. Not sure if I just filled some of this out wrong or if the weird hybrid of "consumes too much media" and "had speech therapy to correct a lisp as a kid" left me in a weird spot.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Starting to think taking a week away from my computer for travel is going to be bad for my Project Zomboid addiction...
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Thought about getting on the MapQuest bandwagon. Only, it has zero transit routing built into its service. 80%of my leaving the house is either close enough to home to not need an app, or via public transit. Poor fitting app.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Saw this on other socials first. And it's telling of the sort of character Dolly was - she'd asked her nephew to pre-record the announcement some time ago. Spare him the pain of having to break the news while grieving. She was one of the best people this country ever had. Shit, this sucks.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You know what I learned about Jon Ossoff this week? He knows how to make Trump trash cry. I like that in a Democrat.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Everyone involved with DOGE should be treated with the same civility you'd reserve for Stalin. Less than 1% of federal spending, saving millions of lives. Until bad memes & worse lies led to it being gutted w/o notice. youtube.com/watch?is=ZnThTHD0oaPyDZf4&v=tU8S13xYJNM&feature=youtu.be
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USAID: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Fuck AI Art.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Open question: is this a reasonable amount of gumbo for one person to eat?
A completely full ten quart pot of gumbo
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scott dagostino @scottdagostino.ca · 06/08/2026
Don’t know who wrote this — it was posted on Instagram by “Warpaint Journal” in April 2025 — but it’s making the rounds today and is pretty great. I dream of this too ❤️
Most people don't dream of being fancy-rich.
I dream of being rich enough to say, "Treat's on me," without thinking twice. Rich enough to have a home that feels like a hug, a fridge stocked like a five-year-old with adult money, and a tray of chocolates waiting for someone to grab. Rich enough to quietly help a friend before they even have to ask. To send a care package when someone's too tired to reach out. To buy all the pencils from a kid on the street so they can go home early. For me, the real money dream isn't about luxury - it's about having enough to give, enough to comfort, enough to turn ordinary moments into something extraordinary.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Treat others how you wish to be treated. It's a good baseline when dealing with strangers or those you don't know well. But after sufficient examples of a person's behavior, add a corollary: "When others show you by their actions how they wish to be treated, oblige them."
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I hate this timeline so damn much.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This bears a lot of repeating. We've put a LOT of laws on the books in 250 years. Most of them stupid bureaucratic horseshit, and most of them also far too open to interpretation. "Whether the state wants to punish you" has a higher correlation with jail sentences than any moral "you deserve this"
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
it's always really funny when you meet someone you know from from online for the first time irl and they're like "wait you're actually like this" lol you think if I had the ability to fake a whole persona this is the one I'd have gone with
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Remember what they took from us. This would've been the coolest damn thing Nintendo ever did.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Why did I have to be awake tonight to see the news about Sam Neill? 78 isn't that old. Tell Death to put him back and go for a do-over.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I know everyone is blaming Trump for the USMNT losing today. But it was probably actually my fault. First time I left the house for a watch party the whole tournament. I promise, I won't do it again.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It is genuinely as annoying as shit how, in certain online spaces, you will get absolutely dogpiled for exhibiting any opinion more nuanced than "America is ontologically evil and you are never allowed to have any positive sentiment about the country."
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Update: Cabo Verde's dreams were not allowed to come true. Tragic finish, but it really cannot be understated just how incredible CV performed today. Expanding the Cup to have more teams was worth it just to see these guys do their country proud.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Holy shit, this Cabo Verde team is like the Energizer Bunny of soccer. Argentina has 68% possession during regular time and they just. don't. quit. If they can pull this off today, I am in for the Blue Sharks to go all the way. And even if they haven't, that team deserves mad respect.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
True on both counts - some folks are INCREDIBLY good at sticking their heads in the sand. And more importantly, that the folks doing the suffering are going to seek joy where they can because dwelling on the suffering 24/7 will drive you mad. Joy while being persecuted is an act of resistance.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This is close enough to my own sentiments on the occasion that I am just going to repost it and skip writing my own thoughts on here for reasons of expediency and preferring to spend the day watering my tomatoes and delivering an envelope that got dropped in the wrong mailbox.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I actually planned to make this pie before I knew England had won at sports today. But if anyone asks, it is retroactively because they won at sports today.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Update: This has stopped being true. Good retention offer was good. The capitalists have successfully exploited my financial anxiety, lol
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I opened this tab sometime yesterday, and don't remember where it was linked from. But damn if this isn't the best takedown of what's wrong with our country I have seen in a minute: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FZy...
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The Richest Country Is Pretty Mid Now
YouTube video by Benn Jordan
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The sentence of the day is "respect our local culture."
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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
If you're so greedy that it truly bothers you that somebody in need might eat because of your tax dollars, I truly want nothing more for you than to learn what hunger feels like.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I can't be as helpful as I should - but this is legitimately one of the coolest people I know. Folks who can spare it, go and make her life a little nicer.
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chillsea @shewolfofvilnius.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Well. Just put in my notice with my employer of seven years. Sometimes life just demands changes.
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 19/06/2026
Today, on Juneteenth, America marks the end of slavery. It was a real and dark part of our history. But Trump wants to rewrite that history and even honor Confederate traitors. It's a disgrace. America is stronger when we confront our history and work to be better.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Okay, it's time for a Moist Owlette™ timeline cleanse. Today's moist owlette is "Owlfredo" at the Stone Zoo in Stoneham, Massachusetts. She's an Eastern screech owl (Megascops asio) & Animal Ambassador with a big personality. (📷: @zoonewengland.bsky.social via IG)
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
And yes, for anyone wondering - I do engage in an awful blend of gaming content and political news that is probably infuriating to anyone who wants just one or other in a given feed. Sorry. Life is complicated, & my brain is too much of a mess to manage separate accounts for separate interests.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Better and more prominent people than me have been sharing this all day. But it continues to deserve it. Legal Defense Fund for MN Anti-ICE Organizers. A few bucks can help stymie the effort to weaponize the law against peaceful observers of fascist brutality. chuffed.org/project/1865...
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Legal Defense Fund for MN Anti-ICE Organizers
On the morning of June 16th 2026 fifteen anti-ICE organizers were indicted on federal conspiracy charges in Minnesota, 12 of whom were arrested in aggressive raids across the Twin Cities. This fundrai...
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