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Kyle H

@wakykyle.bsky.social
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Seattle, previously Kentucky. 34. He/Him. Garfield is my spirit animal. Feed is gonna be a lot of my own inane thoughts. Political and otherwise. Seb Gorka thinks I'm a terrorist. FDT.📎

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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fried green tomatoes because life is too short to not enjoy it
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Both my sportsball teams lost tonight. Compensating for the sadness with Paella and a glass of wine.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CID Night Market. Always my favorite excuse to get out from the rock I live under #Seattle
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The arguable validity of this meme makes me glad my life is 90% car-free these days
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I had one of these babies back in the 1990's
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Also: feast.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fine. I'll admit. I'm enough of an asshole to think that this sale, today of all days, is hilarious
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Okay - got off work early and decided to take this myself... y'all, I ain't even BEEN to California. Not sure if I just filled some of this out wrong or if the weird hybrid of "consumes too much media" and "had speech therapy to correct a lisp as a kid" left me in a weird spot.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Open question: is this a reasonable amount of gumbo for one person to eat?
A completely full ten quart pot of gumbo
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Pioneer square was packed to the gills, too. I loved it.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I actually planned to make this pie before I knew England had won at sports today. But if anyone asks, it is retroactively because they won at sports today.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I have not paid pet taxes recently.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Have some soup, bluesky people
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Got maybe five feet from this rabbit in my car and it just did not care at all. Suburban wildlife is a whole different level of fearless.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
And, for a bit more confirmation - you can still find the file in the search results (4th result under "Trump", even though clicking on it gives that "page not found" result. Very high confidence that the file really was part of the drop before getting removed.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Well, I was only signing in to post this photo anyway. So you can have it, too
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
The boss cat says Merry Christmas to all his servants.
Picture of MAX, the Maine coone cat, wearing a Santa hat and looking very annoyed at the photographer (me).
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Fortunate enough to not be too directly affected by the flooding here in Western Washington. So coping with the weather via a delicious Pizza Soup tonight
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Okay... I might be good at making the absurd volumes of food.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I had to think this. You all have to see it. Hope to hell this isn't accidentally prophetic:
Image of Poe Dameron from Star Wars, with overlaid text saying "Somehow, Dick Cheney Returned."
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Happy Durin's Day, nerds. #Tolkien #Feast
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Friday night. The expanse on the TV. This big floof next to me. The news in the world sucks. But at the individual level, my life is good today.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Little nostalgia trip at the theater tonight. Movie has aged incredibly well #StarWars
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Have some jam, Bluesky people.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Fun little reference guide for why Zelenskyy wants something more ironclad than "we'll have to protect our investment if you sign away all your mineral rights" to end this war. 6 of the thirteen on here are AFTER the USSR was dissolved, to boot.
List of dates from 1939-present of Russian soldiers invading other countries. 13 examples - 6 of which are after the dissolution of the Soviet Union.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I finally got a bit of winter a t my place. Finally some good news on a Monday
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Y'all should be mad at me for going this long without posting my boy on here. He is WAY too damn cute.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Talking about using memes, and I'm over here like:
.GIF file of cartoon character Spongebob Squarepants reciting the line "I am ugly and I'm proud"
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
As we head into this anniversary of Insurrection Day, a casual "FUCK YOU" to Trump, his supporters that day who attempted to subvert democracy, and everybody in the modern conservative movement who tried to downplay this event because it made their guy look bad. Y'all fucking suck.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Well. Time for 2025. Happy New Years, everyone.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Holiday Spirit: check
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I may be the whitest guy you follow, but I still make a pretty good enchilada. #vegetarian #chef
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Remaining bad at posting actual stuff about my life Being convinced you're a boring person does that. So, have a brief panorama of the absurdly large Thanksgiving dinner I put on for three people today.
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Kyle H @wakykyle.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
While I'm in camera mode, might as well also show off my one interesting tattoo. Got this done a few months ago as a self reward for hitting 80 lbs of weight loss last year. Design was the artists work based on some notes I gave about the series the insignia is from. #worm #parahumans #wildbow
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