Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 18h‘I never thought leopards would eat MY face’ sobs Jewish lesbian pandering to MAGA populism. Ah well she’ll have to fall back on the cushion of her $100m Free Press buyout, she’s definitely learned her lesson. 010
Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 18hThe RBA has looked at inflation pressures caused by Trump’s war and data centre construction and decided ‘we’ll control this by making mortgages more expensive!’ Graz, dipshits. Household spending will stutter, businesses will die, and inflationary pressures will be utterly unaffected. Genius. 000
Reposted by Kobrind SlnzxAkshat Rathi @akshatrathi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Japan imports 99.9% of its oil. It has already cut oil consumption in half from its peak. It knows what it must do to go further: move from hybrids to pure electric. 🎁🔗 www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti... 513537
Reposted by Kobrind SlnzxJosh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hangtime is the study of the time interval between first public notice of a rising right/MAGA/manosphere influencer and their first rape/sexual assault indictment www.thebulwark.com/p/scoop-look...thebulwark.comSCOOP: Looksmaxxer Clavicular Charged With Criminal Rape, DruggingThe manosphere celeb faces three counts stemming from an alleged encounter with a minor. 431668406
Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I have Strong Opinions about trans folk saying ‘don’t vote for the Dem, they’re imperfect, just don’t vote’ when the alternative is eg Paxton. BUT. I’m cis. I ooze privilege. Ooooooze it. I trust trans folk, no other choice. 000
Reposted by Kobrind SlnzxRabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Praise and shade Benjamin Franklin wrote this to Arthur Lee on 3 April 1778, but apparently never sent. 920952
Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026In news that surprises nobody, the royal commission into antisemitism was a flaming pile of shite from the second it was called and its ultra right wing chair Jillian Segal, who funds Advance Australia, is a bit dishonest. But true evil is talking about the Gaza genocide. 000
Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Only way to truly have an impact is hit ‘em in the wallet. Six months? Meh. $10 million? Now they’re worried. 000
Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I have acquired gin. I have acquired tonic. I have pluckethed lemons from ye lemon tree. I have BIG FAT ice cubes. Official Saturday commences in 20 seconds when this G&T hits my gullet 🥳 000
Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This is the madness of an echo chamber. A mass of replies that no, actually, we don’t want the Texan Republican to win but what we REALLY want is the Texan Democrat to lose, coz he failed this one single purity test. Paxton is immeasurably worse than Talarico on trans rights, but don’t vote Dem! 000
Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“Withhold your vote from the only alternative to Paxton, a virulently anti-trans and stunningly corrupt republican who will vote Trump 100%, because there is no functional difference between Paxton and the Talarico.” Fuck me but I hate purity politics. 110
Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Suggestion: the Saudis pay Jared EVEN MORE and maybe he’ll poison his father-in-law, not much else will stop this 010
Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026LOOK AT THIS! You all know it’s true but it’s now official. Pauline: to know her is to hate her, quantified in bar chart format! I need a cigarette and a wee lie down. 000
Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Tom’s (to me) best attribute is his savage pragmatism. We’re a pack of loony lefties On Here and he asks questions the modal American would ask. He shows how far we need to go and the factors that will stop us. Also his Yiayia’s roast lamb recipe is SO GOOD he couldn’t possibly be evil. 000
Reposted by Kobrind SlnzxKetan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 04/09/2026The amount of oil use avoided by EVs in China in the first half of 2026 is the same as the amount of oil USED BY THE ENTIRE UK www.carbonbrief.org/analysis-chi... 14511217
Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Oh god the future could be more horrible than I imagined. Would Microsoft brick Office in Denmark if Trump ordered them to as punishment for not handing over Greenland? Would Apple brick every device? We may find out soon enough, and so far they’ve find nothing but capitulate. 010
Reposted by Kobrind SlnzxLeroy @leroylynch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Gloria Steinem, the American feminist and journalist whose activism helped push through greater rights for women around the world has died, aged 92. www.theguardian.com/books/2026/s...theguardian.comGloria Steinem, groundbreaking feminist campaigner, dies aged 92Famous for the 1963 exposé in which she worked as a Playboy Bunny, her books and journalism took on many varieties of discrimination 0209
Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Genocide: not even once. This is how to rebuff bad-faith antisemitism accusations by Zionist goons, fuck you Sami Shah. 010
Reposted by Kobrind SlnzxOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Alas! It is 68 years since the world was deprived of Peter Freuchen, anthropologist, arctic explorer, writer, WWII resistance fighter, quiz show contestant, film star, friend of Mae West, fucking enormous geezer, and maker of tools from frozen excrement 614839
Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Lisa Jane Spencer has become a darling of the right because they’re the only ones stupid enough to pay attention to her shittily banal wittering, and her ego destruction from becoming that person is wonderful to behold. 000
Reposted by Kobrind SlnzxFionna O’Leary @fascinatorfun.bsky.social · 31/08/2026See what happens when Orbán funnelled funding dries up? No loss at all. 1012539
Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Every now and again the left becomes a perfectly circular caricature and I’ve never seen a better example of that than whatever the hell this is. Damn. 100
Reposted by Kobrind SlnzxTanita Tikaram @tanitatikaram.bsky.social · 15/08/2026White professor ‘ MattGPT ‘ whose most recent book contained fabricated quotations, non-existent source references, & left ChatGPT URLs accidentally embedded in footnotes is sad about Jason Arday’s death but still wants Arday & all black academia held to higher standards than his own writing . 11158521559
Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Ah Mouldemort, these are the people who think you’re wonderful. These are the people who quote you to validate their racism you urinal cake of a person. 030
Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Each comet-head is around the size of Pluto’s orbit and contains approximately an earth mass. I’m a geologist, for me deep time is instinctive, but astronomical scales scare me shitless 000
Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 05/08/2026A definition (not supplied in the article) of ‘fully disarmed’ would be handy, but of course if supplied it would show just how vacuous these statements are. By ‘fully disarmed’ Bibi means ‘not a single munition left in Gaza, nor a Palestinian who could wield it.’ The genocide will continue. 000
Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 05/08/2026For ultra-catholic holier-than-thou moralisers trying to turn Australia into a Christian theocracy these gentlemen are quite the corrupt pack of lying little shits. 010
Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I never thought I’d be emotionally invested in the ongoing schism shitshow of the Catholic Church but here we are and I LIVE for Claire’s threads. Messy monks! Bitchy bishops! Scripture shenanigans! It’s all here and it’s free to view! 000
Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Recent research has proved that gold can be transmuted from the dental filings found in dog dung, and rubbing this gold on your face immunises you against autism. Makes perfect sense! 010
Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Orcas, like cats, are right little dicks when faced with small twitching things. 000
Reposted by Kobrind SlnzxEric Lipton NYT @ericlipton.nytimes.com · 18/07/2026In the Trump era, everything is for sale... Boosie Lobbied for a Trump Pardon. It Never Came. He Wants a Refund. The Southern rapper paid $600,000 to two right-wing operatives. Now, they’re in a dispute over the contract By Rick Rojas Reporting from Atlanta www.nytimes.com/2026/07/18/u...nytimes.comBoosie Lobbied for a Trump Pardon. It Never Came. He Wants a Refund. (Gift Article)The Southern rapper paid $600,000 to two right-wing operatives. Now, they’re in a dispute over a contract the rapper believes entitles him to at least half his money back. 2726779
Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Pauline Hanson is a mooch of the first order, it’s fucking shameful anyone falls for her populist shite. 000
Reposted by Kobrind SlnzxTwlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Ladies and gentlemen, it is my incredibly sad duty to inform you that we can no longer hide from it, the scourge that is political poetry has returned 276815
Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026This is principled. We need everyone we can get our hands on if we want to de-Trump the world, ideological purists saying Levy isn’t welcome on our side can fuck off into the ocean. 051
Reposted by Kobrind Slnzxrahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Because I am in the United States, and the SPEECH Act specifically precludes me from being sued by a bigoted transphobic miserable fascist for calling her a bigoted transphobic miserable fascist. So I can show you this report JKR doesn't want you to be able to read. www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/mafq8...dropbox.com 129795
Reposted by Kobrind SlnzxEvan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 12/07/2026This paper argues that there are exactly two biological sexes: Male, Female, Both, and Neither. 471134173
Reposted by Kobrind SlnzxScott Mitchell @scottmitchell.bsky.social · 10/07/2026We counted, so you don’t have to. Insane is the number of things Jillian Segal actually HERSELF conceded she had no evidence for, or backflipped on, but went completely unreported. www.lamestream.com.au/we-counted-a...lamestream.com.auWe Counted All the Errors in Jillian Segal’s Attack on the ABC and SBSJillian Segal wants a new body to vet journalism. If she had submitted her evidence in front of the Royal Commission as an article to a newsdesk, it wouldn’t pass fact-check. 11293142
![The scene is a LATE NIGHT CHAT SHOW, present day. The audience are clapping the host who is starting the show.
On the center of the wall behind the host is a huge version of the famous Author Portrait of William Shakespeare from the First Folio - the image is the iconic one we have of Shakespeare, ruff, beard, bald].
[Close up on the HOST.]
HOST:
And now - l can't believe I'm actually saying this...
Please welcome. through the newly invented Time Portal..
[We see now that there is a glowing hi tech box on the stage]
HOST:
MR… WILLIAM… SHAKESPEARE!
[Huge applause, whoops, cheering from the audience]
[Through the Time Portal comes WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE - grinning and waving to the audience, revelling in the attention. He has a full, glorious, brown, flowing head of hair.]
SHAKESPEARE, still smiling glancing up at the huge author portrait on stage]:
Who's the bald guy?
HOST:
That's your author portrait!
It's the only one we've had of you for the past 400 years.
[Shakespeare again. His grin is fixed but waning. He looks at the host. Back at the bald portrait. We see it again. It is really very bald. Shakespeare looks a it. His grin is fading ever so slightly now. He looks back at the host.]
HOST:
I believe it was put at the front of your collected works after you died by your lifelong rival, Ben Jonson.
[Shakespeare again. Shakespeare’s smile has gone now. He looks back at the host. He looks back at the bald portrait. He looks at the host again. Then he abruptly turns and walks back out of shot]]
SHAKESPEARE:
COME HERE JONSON YOU FU- [Words truncated as he disappears back in time through the portal, while the host runs trying to catch him]
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