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Kobrind Slnzx

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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I’m fond of his Farnham work tbh
80s stylised artwork of John Farnham and his spiffing lyrics “reaching out forever like a river to the sea” which contains a phrase the Queensland government deems very naughty indeed, the flogs
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Spotted in Hong King international airport with many a puerile snigger
A restaurant called Heavenly Wang
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Two weeks ago I had a bit of a hailstorm pass over me and I’ll just say that beautiful glass ceiling gave me the absolute willies
Four +6cm wide hailstones in my hand. They are knobbly and look very glass-smashy
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Interlude: flowers in my parents’ lower paddock
Buttercup flowers, startlingly yellow and lucent, against a background of green grass and buttercup leaves
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
With all districts reporting:
Map of electoral districts by vote: overwhelmingly red Map of electoral districts by vote: very thoroughly blue
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Related (I’m posting this everywhere today):
The outline of a person on the pavement where Joyce passed out, the morning after he was recorded
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I’m reminded of this classic:
An outline (with hat) chalked on the pavement where Joyce was recorded being an utter drunken twat rolling on the ground that time in Canberra
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Cleanser!
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
So do you still stand by this buddy? That Biden is immutably and eternally worse than Trump?
Me: Hey @strife-knot.bsky.social still stand by your assertion that Biden is worse than Trump in every way?

His reply: Yes. You can ask until the end of time, and the answer will always be yes. The fact that you think you've been vindicated reveals a disturbing level of delusion.
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Late to the party but this is Skitty, the least spicy cat I’ve ever met
A gormless small medium-haired cat lies sprawled on her back in the crack at the back of the couch, asleep and absolutely comfortable
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
It’s unbelievably good
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Windjana Gorge, folks. A Devonian coral reef roaring 80m vertically out of the flat plains, karst and dramatic and very, very speccy.
Windjana gorge, looking upstream. 80m high cliffs cut into a Devonian coral reef, lotsa crocs in the green billabong at their baseLooming karst cliffs looking quite unnecessarily dramatic with gum trees looking tiny in the foreground, long golden grasses under the trees.
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
You know what? Fuck it. Imma post some culture. Going to see this soon, reviews are great and it’s been years since I saw a play and the world’s a trash fire and we need more non-doomscrolling pleasure on this here app
Poster for the play “Never have I ever” in which four people get pissed to farewell their failed restaurant and humorous shenanigans ensue. 
Good lord the number of characters we’re allowed for alt text! Bless ‘ee Bluesky, you’re doing good (1732 characters remaining)
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I remember this being reported and admiring Matt for his stupidity and candour
From Laura’s analysis:

“The Nationals argued this week that they were taking a stand on high principle - or at least on four demands. These were: support for nuclear power; a $20 billion fund for the regions; breaking up the powers of the big supermarkets; and improved regional telecommunications guarantees.

Think about the origins of some of these policies. We can never be grateful enough to LNP senator Matt Canavan for putting on the public record that the Coalition's support for nuclear power was only ever designed to get them out of a tight spot on emissions reductions while it continued to support coal-fired power.”
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
So Biden is worse than Trump in every way, right @strife-knot.bsky.social?
Strifeknot’s answer ti me asking if Biden is worse than Trump: 

Yes. You can ask until the end of time, and the answer will always be yes. The fact that you think you've been vindicated reveals a disturbing level of delusion.NBC headline:Trump administration working on plan to move 1 million Palestinians to Libya
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I have no doubt these muppets are *sincerely confused* as to why their vry smrt lobbying efforts spaffed soggily against the wall.
Concluding graf from the article:

Last year, the Papal Foundation distributed $14.7 million in grants, scholarships, and humanitarian aid. The Times reported that the audience at St.
Regis Hotel was told that the foundation intends to increase its grant-giving to $30 million annually, with an aim to raise $750 million from American philanthropists in the future.

According to the Times, one anonymous Papal Foundation VIP said, "This room could raise a billion to help the church. So long as we have the right pope."
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
lol yeah that’s why their vote collapsed 👍🏼 what a smart cookie you are
Screencap from ABC elections a few seconds ago showing the Greens had a HOLY SHIT OMG MASSIVE WTF swing of 0.5% against them, compared to ohhh a 3.5% swing against the Libs. The guy I’m replying to is a dipshit.
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I mean I’d hate to put words in your mouth @strife-knot.bsky.social so here they are just as you said them :)
Strifeknot saying “Yes. You can ask until the end of time, and the answer will always be yes [that Biden is worse than Trump in every way]. The fact that you think you've been vindicated reveals a disturbing level of delusion.”
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Rowan is so smart! This explains the massive swing to One Nation and Trumpet of Patriots we saw tonight.
Sky news article: Sky News host Rowan Dean has suggested the reason the Coalition is falling behind in the polls for the federal election is because they turned "woke".
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Peter Dutton’s attempt to humanise himself is going exactly as well as one would expect.
Picture of Dutton and his son in a car, Dutton looking like Voldemort (as ever), captioned “Great to have Harry on the road. Couldn't do this without you mate, let's get it done and get our country back on track.”

Fucking gimp.
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Maaate you ain’t seen nothing
Tip of my left little finger bent backwards at a truly attractive 75°
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
In today’s news: I may be slightly hyperflexible
My left index finger bending backwards at considerably over 20°, which is where the OT’s joint-angle compass maxes out. The compass measures hyper extension as anything over 1°. Duuuude I’m bendy
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I mean really. Begging Xi to call them to beg for mercy (can’t believe I just typed that) is glass jaw bullshit.
In private discussions hours before China announced new retaliatory tariffs, the Trump administration warned Chinese officials against such a move, according to a source familiar with the discussions.
The Chinese were also told - once again - that Chinese President Xi Jinping should request a call with US President Donald Trump.
Instead, US officials woke up to news of increased Chinese tariffs and no request for a leader level call.
Xi also made comments that only dug him in further.
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
The ABC seems to have decided to stop fucking about www.abc.net.au/news/2025-02...
Headline reads: World's richest man wants poorest people cut off from crucial US aid
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Hey @strife-knot.bsky.social do you still believe this?
Their skeet:

“None of that is action, just pandering words. You're a deranged cultist if you think anyone could handle the genocide worse than Biden has.

Even before the genocide, Biden was worse than Trump on every issue.

Quit falling for the good cop/bad cop routine.”
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
It’s not an entirely shitty day in Perth
A kiddy playground with shade sails above and clean sand below in a grassy park on a flawless clear blue day
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Thus:
Before clicking on Show Hidden RepliesAfter clicking on Show Hidden Replies
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Oo big man going to put them on blast with his bigly billions of fellow manly followers oh no they rekt now 😱 (did you notice how how you couldn’t answer their question, Starfeet Command? I did, you puling coward)
Screenshot of Smokefleet Command’s 339 sad and soggy followers with taste buds in their arses
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
lol you’re so fucking dumb
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
No guarantee of that.
A variant on Bohrs’ classic cartoon. 

Emaciated peasant: “we should reduce the amount of evil in our government”

Smug white male arguebro with slicked-back hair emerging from nearby well: “yet you voted for the lesser evil, which is STILL EVIL. Curious! I am very intelligent”
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Oh hey crapladle, I saw this and thought of you
A take on Bohr’s classic cartoon. 

Peasant, gaunt: “We should reduce the amount of evil in our government.”

Arguebro, appearing from a nearby well: ‘yet you voted for the lesser evil, which is STILL EVIL. Curious! I am very intelligent.”

A commentary on those prats who believe you must be pure and unsullied by political reality to effect political change. You know the ones.
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
Vaguely related, a recently seen street in Munglinup WA
Street sign in rural Western Australia: Poot St
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
Homg kong, I salute you
A stall in HK airport called Heavenly Wang. The menu looks tasty.
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
…dammit
Simpsons “Faith + 1” album cover
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
Much better photo! Didn’t see this one
Same scene, landscape. The clouds converge behind the foreground tree stump.
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
I was here today.
A mirror-flat hypersaline lake, far shore barely visible, dead tree trunks and gentle cumulus clouds perfectly reflected with the bluest sky
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
Current feelings in the tesources sector:
Cartoon of a starfish by @thelifeofsharks. Text reads:

ALL THE ATOMS IN YOUR BODY WERE ONCE PART OF A STAR. YOU'RE LITERALLY MADE OF STARDUST!

BUT THEN AGAIN, THERE ARE 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 STARS IN THE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE, SO YOU'RE NOTHING SPECIAL.
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
I love Calvin’s take.
Calvin jumps on Hobbes, who is sleeping on his back. Hobbes wakes up and bears teeth and claws. Calvin, somewhat dishevelled, walks away saying “I keep forgetting that five of his six ends are pointy when he lies like that”
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Truth Social dropped $4 (20%!) following the Orange Turd’s godawful debate pantsing heh heh heh.
Truth Social share price graph going over a cliff the morning after the debate. Sad!
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Trump of Kim Jong-Un: “He wrote me beautiful letters and they're great letters. We fell in love.” Yep that’s right, Cadet Bone Spurs is a man of steel! Uninfluencable! Unfalppable! So calm! Stands up to dictators!
Trump and Putin in 2017. Putin is dogwalking his little bitch Trump and Trump’s face shows he knows his place. He is Putin’s bitch.
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
@teslachick.bsky.social Folks do yourselves a favour, block this totally legit pro-Trump just-asking-questions definitely-not-Russian account. Bye comrade Teslachick 👋🏼
Russian sock account saying “I thought it highly inappropriate for Kamala to laugh at "they're eating the dogs" when everyone on X has seen the horrific videos. But sorry, this meme is actually funny.”

(Meme is some half-baked MAGA fuckwit trying to make a joke about a cartoon dog)
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
What the hell @abcnewsaustralia.bsky.social? Your fact check outright admits Harris’s “lie” was actually pure unvarnished truth? That’s just humiliating.
Donald Trump left us the worst unemployment since the Great Depression," she claimed.

This is not correct. Unemployment hit its highest levels since the Great Depression in the pandemic-induced recession of 2020, but it was nowhere near the levels seen in the 1920s.
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
Did a bedbug write this?
NYT headline: “A Vague, Vacuous TV Interview Didn't Help Kamala Harris” by Bret Stephens
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
These fucking creeps. Tell us more about your creepy genital obsession Glinner, you’re very normal you half-baked divorced weirdo.
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 02/08/2024
Look at these freaks
Trump and Vance facing the same way on a podium, Vance patting Trump’s back, both of them looking like weird caricatures of humans.
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
A very large oof
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
These innumerate racist buttplugs are the living end.
Genealogy chart showing you have 64 great-great-great-great-grandparents who each contribute 1.56% of your DNA
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
This guy got torn so many new arseholes he could shit through a new one every day for the rest of his life and never run out.
Brian Stelter tweet: “I expected that Biden would step aside. But I never imagined that he would do it via a paper statement on a Sunday afternoon. Does this timing and format make any sense?”
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
Turns out that running on a platform of transphobia and pigfuckery will get you 0.45% of the vote in Bristol.
Posy Parker’s election result in Bristol, she got 196 votes (0.45% of the total). Suck it, vile wretch.
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Kobrind Slnzx @waitwtf.bsky.social · 30/06/2024
I begin to wonder if Rowling’s brain worms are suffering from starvation.
Rowling’s tweet: “But the utterances of the Gender Taliban receive special dispensation, for they are a holy caste.”
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