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Daniel Gregory

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A lady in the streets. Between the sheets? Diabeets.

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 06/09/2026
Did the Big Ten need to release their statement in the same font as the back of choose your own adventure books?
STATEMENT FROM THE BIG TEN CONFERENCE
Following video review, it was determined Western Michigan's #18 started his jump from an established out-of-bounds position (left foot) and made contact with the ball with one second remaining on the clock. As shown in the provided video of what was viewed during the replay process, a side-by-side view of the play and the game clock, using a direct shot of the game clock in the stadium, was used to determine the final ruling.
Eighty-five minutes prior to the game, all broadcast cameras used for the replay system, including the camera on the game clock, are synced using a strobe system to ensure all cameras are aligned.
Per NCAA Football rule 4-2-3-a, "A ball not in player control, other than a kick that scores a field goal, is out of bounds when it touches the ground, a player, a game official or anything else that is out-of-bound, or that is on or outside a boundary line." and thus the clock is stopped.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No fucking shit buddy. This is what we were trying to tell you.
Milo Yiannopoulos: "I didn't really understand the physical reality of how institutionalized the brutality is in America. The manner in which they arrest you, they put you in manacles, everybody is arrested like an MS 13 gang member. 
It was physically degrading. It was frightening. I don't think I've ever been frightened like that before. I was weeping like an old woman for an hour. I wouldn't wish it on anyone."
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 31/08/2026
Donald Trump if he isn’t interior decorating
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
There’s lots of empty land in and near Mar-a-Lago and Bedminster, and for that matter at the very spacious estates of the tech oligarchs and the nice campuses of the tech companies. Those seem like easy places to put data centers.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/08/2026
JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Despite their struggles, I still think this 2026 Mariners team is pretty good.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Kyle Shanahan
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Lmao Dead - Driver Skeleton Prank
ALT: Lmao Dead - Driver Skeleton Prank
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
RFK Jr has actually been legally dead three times. The first two he was fortunately able to be revived by an Oscar Meyer Weinermobile. The most recent one was just his heart stopping temporarily after he licked an exotic toad.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Not even a week after his so-called best friend’s death, I’m not sure Trump can even remember Linsley Grimm’s name.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The 2026 Mariners
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The 2026 Seattle Mariners
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Reactor Magazine @reactorsff.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
May the 4th be with you 🌌
Screenshot from Arrested Development with the text "Here's some money. Go see a Star War"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 03/04/2026
“He’s not a war hero. He is a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.” -- President Donald J Trump, July 18, 2015
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J.M. Berger PRE-ORDER THE POPE'S HITMAN @jmberger.com · 03/04/2026
Folks, I give you the New York Times
FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.

Gregg Phillips, who is in charge of responding to fires and floods, says the hand of God suddenly and mysteriously moved him to a 24-hour breakfast spot in Rome, Ga.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/03/2026
Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying theonion.com/rising-conservative-st…
Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
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Leonore (Lee) Carpenter @leecarpenter.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.
A headline reading “Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%
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Cigar Thoughts @cigarthoughtsnfl.com · 09/02/2026
the Seattle Seahawks are world champions
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/01/2026
Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Damn the soulless Nazis of Trumpism straight to Hell.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I said this last time but their real position is “if you disagree with us we can kill you.”
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Clarissa explains it all to the DHS Instagram account
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
/3 In this moment of horror, look at the people of MN. They’re not an army. Few are trained for urban combat, through there are many veterans. They are young and old and rich and poor. They are standing up at great personal danger, defying a despicable Gestapo government and its vile apologists.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The official policy of the government of the United States of America is that they will murder anyone they want, that they will tell any lie necessary to justify that murder, and that no one who resists them has any rights they are bound to respect. /1
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I am watching what is happening in Minneapolis on Ali Velshi and one of the ICE officers (off camera) literally says, “It’s like Call of Duty. Pretty cool huh?” as they shoot whatever it is they are shooting. Agents walking around, guns unholstered for no reason. This is insanity
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/01/2026
Trump To Europe: ‘Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’
Trump To Europe: ‘Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Any DoJ attorney who participates in this investigation should suffer professional and social shunning that makes it effectively impossible to continue to work as an attorney.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The message from the White House this morning is that, once again, it falls on ordinary American citizens to remain calm and professional when dealing with the heavily armed agents of the government because they are very emotional and might fly off into a murderous rage at the slightest insult.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Decent people resist Gestapo.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/01/2026
Potato-Chip Connoisseur Detects Notes Of Sour Cream, Onion theonion.com/potato-chip-connoisseu…
Potato-Chip Connoisseur Detects Notes Of Sour Cream, Onion
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/01/2026
Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement theonion.com/insecure-frustrated-bu…
Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
It is the position of the Trump Administration that its agents can come into any state and city in America (let alone other countries) and kill people and that state and city have no jurisdiction to inquire about it. Treat any Trump official accordingly.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/01/2026
Walz: "I couldn't help but think, and it scares me a bit -- 'The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most important directive.' It certainly feels like that in this moment."
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
1. ICE will kill you. 2. Trumpists will lie to justify it. 3. Because they are all thug trash.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Arrest the murderer and arrest Bovino. Not complicated.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/01/2026
There is video of the shooting of a woman by ICE in Minneapolis circulating that shows an ICE agent repeatedly shooting her at point blank range while she tries to drive off. There was no obvious threat to any ICE agent.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I’m an American and I hate all of this evil shit. All of it. Fuck you if you don’t.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
ice agents simply aren't trained well enough to be on the street. they are a genuine danger to citizens
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/01/2026
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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Scott @scottydo16.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Also get fucked Puka you dipshit ass loser
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
SAM I TAKE IT ALL BACK YOU GINGER JESUS
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Man I’m happy for Sam Darnold. Battled back and threw some fuckin DIMES on that drive. What an awesome moment for him. WHAT A GAME
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
For better or worse, public figures are judged when they die — their character, contributions, beliefs. It's undeniable that millions have mourned Rob Reiner's tragic death, celebrating his talent and contributions. I suspect when a certain public figure kicks the bucket, sentiments wont be the same
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Whether it's an obscure adjunct professor posting that Charlie Kirk did some bad things or it's the president of the United States celebrating Rob Reiner's death, there's plenty of incivility on both sides.
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