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Daniel Gregory

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A lady in the streets. Between the sheets? Diabeets.

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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 6h
Both Seahawks losses have been like that this season. They’re good, but not good enough to survive spotting the other team 20+ points off turnovers.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 6h
Jobe got put in a wood chipper that drive.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 7h
Weird how he always seems to have those against the Seahawks.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 9h
A guy with 1500 career receiving yards traded to a 1-4 team. What passes for a blockbuster these days.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
She left him for a firefighter chatbot.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Unlock the X Platinum achievement by also including pictures of your social security card and state-issued driver’s license or ID.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*super intelligence
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hard to think of a better fit for an overhyped disappointment than the 2026 Texans.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This guy’s Veruca Salt act got him elected twice. We as a nation were either not loved or not beaten enough as children.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is in actuality probably the first time that combination of words has ever been said by anyone.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I understand your overall point, but Ditka was still coaching in the NFL until 1999. Then he was a mainstay on NFL TV coverage for the next 20 years.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I had no investment in the outcome and that call got me heated. What happened to simple logic and common sense in managing football games?
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Chargers-Seahawks is a pre-2003 AFC West grudge match.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Who’s QB4 for Washington? The punter?
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here on the west coast watching Athan Kaliakmanis play QB at 7:15 in the morning.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It haunts me to think that his damage could have been limited to the Buffalo Bills.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tell me you haven’t seen suns that were freezing or lives that were through without telling me.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He never lacked for ambition, as was evidenced by his first album The Wall (1980).
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Packed to the rafters. He outdrew the Crimson Tide, many are saying.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Internal polling shows that Jared’s best path to image rehabilitation is releasing a double album called HisStory.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kevin James would be a much more convincing Mike McCarthy than he was Sean Payton.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Superteam. Greatest ever assembled.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Makes me wish they hadn’t euthanized the Limu Emu.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jesus Christ. What a punch to the gut.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TMZ reporting that Jung Bloopy has been spotted backstage.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tough one.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Claiming you’d no sooner get busy in a Burger King bathroom than you would eat one of their rubbery, flavorless chicken nuggets is performative at best, at worst antisocial.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why is it so important to the world for me to have heard this song? I don’t go anywhere where they’re likely to be playing contemporary top 40 music, and wouldn’t seek it out on my own. I might have knowingly heard like three Taylor Swift songs ever. I’m 43 years old, man.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The fifth one is the Hardee’s anniversary.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
30 Rock is pleasant and amusing for the first three seasons, absolutely hysterical in the fourth season, and almost unwatchable every season after that.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tough one.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trade for JJ McCarthy or something. Affable doofus Jameis is fine as a backup, but untenable as a starter for 15 more games.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Broadcast didn’t even mention the punter being mauled.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Imagine waking up in a world where nobody’s ever heard of Danzig.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Mariah Carey Sings 'Hero'
ALT: Mariah Carey Sings 'Hero'
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Maybe they can talk Isaac Bruce out of retirement.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tough one but y’know, that’s baseball.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don’t think he’s a musician. Isn’t he one of the Dude Perfect guys? The one with the soccer balls.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I hear a lot about this Tillly. She‘s Norcross or she’s Norwitz. The computer girl. I hear she’s Norworg. A lot of people are saying it.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sounds like they’re Alaska’s problem now.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No Kings.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We aren’t building a wall. And guess what? Mexico will be entirely unaffected.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I either am or am not a cowboy, lonesome on the trail.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There’s whiskey in the jar. Or is there?
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
US AI Czar Tilly Norwood.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Simms and Florio are both woke as a joke. PFT is the Bluesky of daily NFL podcasts.
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Daniel Gregory @wafflepocket.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lot of felonies in that room. Spotify’s most felonious podcast.
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