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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

What did I tell all of you :)

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Delilah S. Dawson @delilahsdawson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

✨GIVEAWAY✨ for an advance copy of MONSTERA. Like and reskeet this post, then tell me how many points you have: 10- preordered Monstera 9- chose it for book club 8- added it on Goodreads or Storygraph 7- requested at the library 6- joined the preorder swag giveaway 5- added to TBR 4- heard of it

This is an image of the book Monstera against a chartreuse background with flowers. Monstera has a bloodied hand holding a gardening tool, also bloodied, amidst a handful of greenery. I really can't stress enough how much blood, hands, and plants are involved. Like, A LOT.

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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Will the Sox completely blow this and miss playing in the post season? Plausible. Will I stop rooting for them? Never.

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Jimmy Fallon Cheers White Sox with Beer Hat

ALT: Jimmy Fallon Cheers White Sox with Beer Hat

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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

To all my white sox brethren, sisters and whatever you choose to identify as. Do not lose hope. It is dark now but it will get better.

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Animal House: Bluto's Pearl Harbor Quote

ALT: Animal House: Bluto's Pearl Harbor Quote

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Delilah S. Dawson @delilahsdawson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Choose your own BOOK SALE adventure: 🐐 If you want funny, punny Fantasy, buy KILL THE FARM BOY for only $1.99 🌹 If you want violent retribution against billionaires on their private island, buy GUILLOTINE for only $1.99 🔥 If you want a wild ride from whimsical to dark, CHOOSE BOTH for only $4!

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Delilah S. Dawson @delilahsdawson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

BIG SALE!! House of Idyll is currently only $1.99 across all e-book platforms! This book = if Jared Leto had a murder cult (he doesn't, obvi, but WHAT IF) but it was cool and we all want to go there until the screaming starts. It's rock n roll, it's evocative, it's quick and sharp, and the ending is

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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Does any other samsung galaxy user have an issue with the terrible talk to text sentence structure?

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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Sox fans! I need help. Looking for store recs for jerseys. I am in California so im super limited out here :(

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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

no conscience or moral compass?

arizona republic headline: "What you need to land a high-paying job at Arizona ICE facility"

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Tommy @kindableu.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Forget bullpen by committee, the White Sox need a bullpen of fans.

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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

This is what I get for signing up for mlb tv

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Delilah S. Dawson @delilahsdawson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

One Book, Two Words: Part II, BIBLIOPHILIC BOOGALOO Note: Books & Bewitchment is currently on sale for only $1.99 across all ebook platforms!

Books & Bewitchment: MAGIC BOOKSELLER.
Other options: HUNKY HANDMAN, MOUTHY COCKATOO, LAST BLOCKBUSTER, BOILED PEANUTS.

Pretty funny to take The Violence-- my magnum opus, my heart book, my longest and most literary work-- and just call it LITERARY CATHARSIS because I couldn't fit WITH PRO WRESTLING in there.

Kill the Farm Boy = FANTASY SATIRE.
Alt suggestion: THE GOAT.

It Will Only Hurt for a Moment: HAUNTED RETREAT.
Fun fact: This book went through like 5 titles before the publisher settled on this one. My original title? Knockenleid. You're welcome.

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Delilah S. Dawson @delilahsdawson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

If you're looking for your Summer read, I got you.

This is just a graphic I made that says FIND YOUR NEXT SUMMER READ: 1 BOOK IN 2 WORDS. And there's a blurry photo of a woman at the beach who looks like she's about to get disappeared by the hot guy who is secretly a skinsuit wearing freakazoid.

This graphic shows Bloom and says only GIRL HANNIBAL because I was foolish enough to give myself only two words to describe a book because I guess I'm some sort of lunatic.

Guillotine: PUNISH BILLIONAIRES.
Which is honestly the meaning of 'guillotine', but whatever.

House of Idyll: Glam Cult.
Which actually means that if The Man Once Known as Jordan Catalano started a benevolent art think tank and it accidentally became a cult, you would get this book.

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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Why not go for a play action if you can't get the short yardage run.

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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

There it is. MLBs wet dream of fixing it for the Dodgers.

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Tyrone @thetyrone.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

“Hey do you want to see the two most talented teams play White Sox baseball?” -2025 World Series

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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

The fix is in. He was fucking safe.

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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Wife is upset with me because I dont do elaborate surprises or plan crazy elaborate trips and other things like instagram husbands do... its like she doesn't understand all of that is fake and bought and paid for with sponsorships..

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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Swift is one of the worst running backs I've seen play. He's playing two hand touch out there.

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 11/07/2025

our largest flow days are during and after storms. rainfall is the greatest determining factor in our flow rates.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

Chicago congresswoman @repdeliaramirez hands Kristi Noem a letter of resignation and encourages her to use it 👀

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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 14/06/2025

If you are arrested today protesting the Trump administration in Illinois, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com.

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Kelly Lynne D’Angelo ✨ @kellylynnedang.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Please, don’t let Jonathan Joss’s story die down. Please, don’t do this to Indigenous people on Pride month. Please, recognize his whole neighborhood was in on his premeditated death and killed his dogs and burned his childhood home. PLEASE REALIZE this is a hate crime against a gay AND Native man.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Me on hour 14 of dragging Republican Medicaid cuts for filth and giving them no end in sight

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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/05/2025

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 08/05/2025

ok so our stormwater strategy and rainfall modeling expert emailed me at 8:53 PM with an estimate of what kind of simulated storm hit that stage. his guess and i trust it is a 25- or 50-yr storm event. i added the calculation to the story, so read it or reread it for George’s sake, if nothing else.

Tom Holland flexes on stage in the rain in Lip Sync Battle.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

get their asses JB. fuck them up

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Josie Duffy Rice @jduffyrice.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Lots of people I know that were furious about kids having to wear masks are real quiet about a two year old citizen being wrongfully deported

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Plenty of politicians on both sides of the aisle feel threatened by rising class consciousness.

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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 15/04/2025

I am sorry to say it, but this is probably one of the most important things you can repost today.

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

If you think this can’t happen, remember that of the 125,000 Japanese Americans who were interned during WWII for years without charge or trial, two-thirds were U.S. citizens. Including me.

The image is a screenshot of a tweet from Brandon Bradford (@BrandonLBradfor
). The tweet reads: "Deporting Americans without due process then saying they no longer get due process because they aren’t in America means no one has rights, FYI. Nightmare scenario."

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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

@worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com is there a customer service account on bluesky?

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

I wrote about my kind, funny childhood friend Michelle Trachtenberg, and the group of friends that saved my life when I was a kid. www.vulture.com/article/mara...

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My Cool Friend Michelle

Other kids called Trachtenberg a bitch, but in our group of child stars, we all wanted to be like her.

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Delilah S. Dawson @delilahsdawson.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Happening now! My publisher is giving away 15 galleys of Dungeons & Dragons Ravenloft: Heir of Strahd between now and April 15! www.goodreads.com/giveaway/sho... Please reskeet! Strahd thanks you for your interest and service.