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Jake

@vyse23.bsky.social
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Trying to find the time to play video games and pondering why I continue to punish myself for liking Chicago Sports teams. "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."

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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Somehow the white Sox were the most villainous team and the tribe was supposed to be the heroes?
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fair. Fair.
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Then do we get to rub it in their face? They beat a team that had like one starting pitcher and a bunch of rookies. Lol
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Embrace the meatball.
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Mama Mia Thats A Spicy Meatball
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fuck the Packers
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hate everything. This week has been hard. Why can't we have nice things 😢
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Congrats! Also what watch is that?!
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was thinking of watching this with my 4-year-old. Do I need to watch it by myself first?
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What did I tell all of you :)
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
17!
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Delilah S. Dawson @delilahsdawson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
✨GIVEAWAY✨ for an advance copy of MONSTERA. Like and reskeet this post, then tell me how many points you have: 10- preordered Monstera 9- chose it for book club 8- added it on Goodreads or Storygraph 7- requested at the library 6- joined the preorder swag giveaway 5- added to TBR 4- heard of it
This is an image of the book Monstera against a chartreuse background with flowers. Monstera has a bloodied hand holding a gardening tool, also bloodied, amidst a handful of greenery. I really can't stress enough how much blood, hands, and plants are involved. Like, A LOT.
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Goodness gracious. They really wrecked college gameday didn't they?
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Animal House: Bluto's Pearl Harbor Quote
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Jimmy Fallon Cheers White Sox with Beer Hat
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Will the Sox completely blow this and miss playing in the post season? Plausible. Will I stop rooting for them? Never.
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Jimmy Fallon Cheers White Sox with Beer Hat
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I went on a regional treatment plant tour when I was in college. I fell in love with it and have been in the industry for 10 years now. Love the work y'all do.
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ace Hardware sent me one today
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yes! 100% agree.
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Pikachu and Caterpie: Get Well
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
To all my white sox brethren, sisters and whatever you choose to identify as. Do not lose hope. It is dark now but it will get better.
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Animal House: Bluto's Pearl Harbor Quote
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The only one who wins this AI race is Skynet.
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Terminator Terminator Robot
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Ted Lasso says YES! (TheGoon BigOldGoon)
ALT: Ted Lasso says YES! (TheGoon BigOldGoon)
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
At this point. I'm happy we are in a position to win the division after the past several years of inhabiting whatever is below the basement. Loam?
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That's my trauma response snacking routine lol. Cheez-its, and Dr. Pepper or Popcorn and M&M's.
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I need my red pen. This is an atrocity. Well maybe not an atrocity but, my goodness.
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Red Markings on Study Document
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Woman Laughs and Spits Drink
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm legitimately afraid to ask how he did that.
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Southern Illinois University RB Deji Karim
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Honestly, I'm just happy that we're having this conversation.
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Wow Ted
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sorry I didn't see the reply but that drink looks nice! Reminds me of the Bahama mamas I crushed in the Bahamas. Oh man do I miss them 🤣
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Oh God. It's totally eye opening. Me to my mom every time.
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Drew Scanlon Blinking Eyes Meme Reaction
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Aaron Bummer?
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
There was a Twitter account called Stirrups Now. It was glorious.
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Favorite tropical summer drink at the beach this trip?
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Delilah S. Dawson @delilahsdawson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Choose your own BOOK SALE adventure: 🐐 If you want funny, punny Fantasy, buy KILL THE FARM BOY for only $1.99 🌹 If you want violent retribution against billionaires on their private island, buy GUILLOTINE for only $1.99 🔥 If you want a wild ride from whimsical to dark, CHOOSE BOTH for only $4!
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Sold! "This novel will leave a slug trail of blood in your brain and you'll be happy it did" Gabino Iglesias. This is what sold me haha.
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The sound of like 30 of those opening all at once at 8:15 in the morning is something I miss.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 14/08/2026
man praying “Belgium i see what you’ve done for other people, and i want that for me”
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Think he got excited to challenge the check swing and challenged the pitch instead.
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Lol. I've seen this called in slow pitch softball leagues. Can't believe they didn't call it here.
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm just happy they are at a point to be involved.
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Delilah S. Dawson @delilahsdawson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
BIG SALE!! House of Idyll is currently only $1.99 across all e-book platforms! This book = if Jared Leto had a murder cult (he doesn't, obvi, but WHAT IF) but it was cool and we all want to go there until the screaming starts. It's rock n roll, it's evocative, it's quick and sharp, and the ending is
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Well I learned something new today. Thanks!
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Spredges?
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Two weeks.
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Damnit Katie
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Leonardo DiCaprio's Sarcastic Slow Clap
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
What kinda gummies
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I would too 😅 What being a fan does to the psyche. Lol.
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Jake @vyse23.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Does any other samsung galaxy user have an issue with the terrible talk to text sentence structure?
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