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Vyklade

@vyklade.bsky.social
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He/Him | Software Developer and hobbyist Game Designer Sometimes a goat, sometimes a fucked up barchydios.

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회셔/Hoishere🍔 @hoishere7.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
북부대공 엠페르트⚔️ (+ 아들렘)
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I fucking HATE video games. I HATE VIDEO GAMES. I DON'T WANT TO MAKE THEM ANYMORE! Except for the Mario VS Donkey Kong series. Those are good." - Shigeru Miyamoto
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Deeply @thxdeeply.com · 04/10/2026
i type like all of these
variety of screenshots of people trying to say "shut the fuck up but getting it wrong"; "shit the fuck up", "shut the fuck off kid", "shut the up" and "shut your fuck up"
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օttr @fangfluff.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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B00Rad 🔜 MFF @b00rad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Encountered old man yaoi in Masterball Rank (more like doomed yaoi after I was done with em)
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Izzybnart @izzybnart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#deltarune animation hooray 🌟
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
[metroid] hungry gal lifehacks
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Necrolum~💀🏳️‍⚧️ (Comms Open) @neverlum.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
IT IS COMPLEEEETE~!!! 💗💗💫💫 Gosh, its been a month since we last posted this wip??...Feels like its been longer tbh lols #deltarune #deltarunefanart #fanart #art
A mock cover for a PS2 version of Deltarune in the style of the original Kingdom Hearts 1 box art. Susie, Ralsei, Kris, Noelle and Berdly rest upon a tall cathedral-esque tower as environments from the church Dark World in chapter 4 loom in the background.
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lynx awakening @chimielynx.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Gaster is the Herobrine of gay people
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"I am living with the consequences."
Maryam
@hell_line0

im still haunted by the memory of a woman who ordered orange syrup in her cappuccino, took a sip, scrunched her nose, and said "I don't know what I was thinking, but thank you anyways."

She sat there and drank the whole thing..i offered to make her something else, and she said, "I am living with the consequences."


Daisy @DaizyZeeX 15 Aug
Unpopular opinion? I don't think fruity flavors like blueberry belong in coffee. There I said it..

14:37 · 15 Aug 2026

https://twitter.com/hell_line0/status/2088621101232398565
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United Videogame Workers-CWA @videogameworkers.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A Tumblr thread between two user. 

Scorpio-System says: "AAA  Video Game Publisher Voice: 'Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose." 

The post is tagged with numerous replies, including. 
"That goose keeps laying golden eggs. That's stagnation. I'm going to kill it and look for a goose that lays diamond eggs."  
"That goose normally lays golden eggs, but this time it laid a silver egg. So I'm going to kill it because even though I can still make good money with that,  It's not  as good as a golden egg."
"That golden egg laying goose only lays an egg once a day instead of constantly shitting them out. I don't care that golden eggs take time. If they're not constant, the goose is worthless to me."
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LB 🩵💖🧡🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
send this to your artist friends who are stuck on Twitter and are having trouble branching out
edit of the "Look Man He Helped Me Through a Very Tough Time" meme

The guy on the left representing X/Twitter is yelling "I LOVE GRADUALLY ENSHITTIFYING MYSELF WITH A SIDE OF CSAM"

the guy next to him, representing "artist (totally not stockholmed at all)" is telling a concerned person on the right with a cap on "look man it's the only website where I have reach, the changes aren't that bad you just gotta respect it."
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✧ GLASS ✧ @glassguillotine.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
speak with gulool ja in the backrooms
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GHOULmore @garmore.neocities.org · 02/08/2026
#digimon #beatbreak
the 202X Nuclear Family image but it's the cast of Digimon Beat Break.
Tomoro - Neurodivergent Sister-In-Law
Kyo - Male Mom
Reina - Gay Daughter
Makoto - Nerd Son
Gekkomon - Woke Dog
Pristimon - Woke Dog
Chiropmon - Woke Dog
Cougarmon - Woke Dog
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Latte macchiato @latte.bsky.plasmatrap.com · 27/07/2026
A giant, distorted white cat with huge, dilated black eyes peers over the rolling green hill of the Windows XP "Bliss" desktop background. Text overlaid on the image reads: "“what type of music do you like?” idk man if i like the song it goes in the soup".
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A picture of a man on a beach looking very happy

There is red text which reads "Cringe is a lie made up by big normal to stop you having fun"
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func_fiend @superparamagnetic.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
good night ☮
anthro flygon and umbreon signalling N(uclear) and D(isarmament) respectively in flag semaphore
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Purrcelain 💜✨🐾 Kintsugi Cat Vtuber @purrcelaindoll.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Evergreen post
A tumblr post thread by sapphling
Text reads:

Sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher. 

You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things,
but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

#crying and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn’t REALLY die and come back to life all those times

NO THAT PART WAS REAL
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Haley's Headless Mechanic 🏳️‍⚧️ @mecha-bunny.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
(meme from link)
Meme comic of a trans person coming out. "Mom… I'm trans." "Is that because of that game you made?" "Oh yeah, lemme check if I accidentally made the fucking game that makes you trans. Oh fuck" and the trans person is holding Hollow Knight: Silksong.
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i like gourds [⍼] @oniondip420.cat · 10/07/2026
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Sketti @skettikritter.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
da chomp
screenshot of Mario 64 in the first world with the chain chomp except the photo in the quoted post is photoshopped onto it
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 17/07/2026
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🔞sin of dragluttony🔞 @aquivorous.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Fabio Santana @fabiosantana79.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
- Open Instagram - Go to your profile - Tap the three lines in the top-right corner - Scroll down to the Sharing and reuse section - Toggle off "Allow people to use your content on Instagram and with AI features on Meta" for Posts and Reels
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Johnny The Cheesy @johnnythecheesy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
A tragedy in two images You wouldn't kiss a metal creature.
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🌻spicy lil gremlin🌻姫ぴょんぴょん @bunnyshapes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It's time
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FaiyTart @faiytee.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Qifrey..? #furryart #witchhatatelier #qifrey
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/07/2026
Don't do any of this.
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XyeH₂O @xyeh2o.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
A new thrilling way to know the weather
Scarlet has done it again! She made an innovative device that does 3 things

1. Tells you the weather

2. A skywing dragonet as a sacrificial offering to the sky in exchange for better weather

3. Gives purpose to unwanted useless skywing dragonets

Average Queen Scarlet W
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PedriMin @shaymin.pmd.social · 22/05/2025
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unangbangkay @unangbangkay.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The planet of the bass guy aka kyle gordon
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The Dragon Elk 🔥🌿 @elkdragon.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
IF you even care!! #wof
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lincoln carpenter, skeleton @lincolnhello.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
FINALLY!! The things inside burger don't fall out
Tweet of dumbass dumpling burger with caption "FINALLY!! The things inside burger don't fall out"
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Don Xavior Cash, Dupin of the Great Domain @donxaviorcash.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Hey look! A reminder that Discord still plans on doing this! Raise the alarm bells again!
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Fable Siegel, Lackadaisy Showrunner @fablepaint.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
It's okay guys. You can relate to trans struggles with gender/dysphoria/social expectations w/o also being trans. They're not our problems exclusively. We're aware. In fact, the shared experience is often what we hope to chat abt when we come out. We're just tired of being called delusional for it.
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Sushi @sushifur.live · 18/06/2026
got damn
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marco @tonho.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
dragon's dogma 2
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Essem @essem.space · 16/06/2026
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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悠哉【youzai】 @youzai.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
bearcatmon #digimon #デジモン
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 15/06/2026
One of my favorite kind of Next Fest games are the ones that clearly are using AI, have no AI disclosures, but think it's at all reasonable to assume they have paid to translate their game into every language under the sun.
A list of languages supported by Gatekeeper Simulator: Inner Circle, a title that has a *lot* of text all rendered on its in-game iPad.  The image only contains about half the possible languages, starting with "Albanian" and through through to "Maori."  Among the languages this game supports are Igbo, Hindi, Hebrew, Dari, Bosnian, and Malay. It's a very worldly video game.
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saba sabaton @ gateway fate 501 @sabato-n.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
this is so unrelated to anything but i have some dragons dogma ffxiv lore to share with you
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Wolfie✰ @lorenull.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
New Faessi Stickers from patreon last month!
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Luxray @electricluxray.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Cute crocs, not intimidating whatsoever 😆 🎨 Art by @trisketched.bsky.social ⭐ Instagram: instagram.com/trisketched #Pokemon #PokemonArt #PokemonFanArt #Illustration #DigitalArt #Art #ArtSky #FanArt #Totodile #Feraligatr
Feraligatr and Totodile floating very awkwardly in the water
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Jinxed-Designs @jinxed-designs.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Started doodling likelikes with my partner anyhow say hi to Jami #critter #oc #tloz
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