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@vspearson85.bsky.social
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I write very strange stories When in darkness, make light she/her 📚🔮 linktr.ee/vspearson85

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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I made a tutorial for the simplest, easiest happiness spell ever, and I can almost guarantee you already have the ingredients at home. What have you got to lose? #Witchsky youtu.be/kVaMkpeXkYw?...
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Simple, Easy Spell for Happiness | From a Real Witch
YouTube video by Victoria Pearson
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today I am trying to make my website work the same on both mobile and desktop and even though I have a "responsive" theme, it isn't bloody working. Growl. Only look on my website on your phones for a bit, ok?
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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The horrors persist but so do books, flowers, animals, the ocean, sunsets, trees, libraries, iced coffee, spooky season, the word ‘fuck’, and the moon.
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dear Universe; that's quite enough growth and character development, thank you. I'm grown. I'm developed. I am ready for a little bit of soft life now, tysvm
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mornin you lot. I am working on a new short story collection and, in an effort to force myself to actually finish piddling around and finalise the lineup, I thought I would share one of the stories with you for my vlog this week 📚 youtu.be/Eotla993xvQ
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Summer's End | A Short Story by Victoria Pearson | #listenable
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My car is in her death throes, so i was looking at various different options online. Accidentally auto filled my real number instead of my fake one i use for this kind of thing. I've had 5 calls from robots just today 😭
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My friend said she liked my skirt and i hadn't yet told her I made it out of a bedsheet 😁
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is one of my favourite stories that I have written
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Purple Queen Publishing 📚💜 @purplequeenpub.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Every single time I click on the 'Yes, I have read the terms & conditions' when buying something, I get this fleeting thought about that might mean. It's a hangover from a story in Slipping Through, written by @vspearson85.bsky.social it's brilliant! 💙📚👀 #Booksky buy.bookfunnel.com/h5gi81shtn
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The Twilight Zone meets Quantum Leap meets The Outer Limits meets Sliders
Now an all new anthology in collaboration with three authors: Victoria Pearson, Michael Wombat & K.R. Smith. The Twilight Zone meets Quantum Leap meets The Outer Limits meets Sliders Ever wonder what ...
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The first thing I saw when everything finally came back on was the news about Dolly 💔
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sky customer service is the actual worst, their robots are designed to enrage and then you finally get through to a person and they are just as unhelpful as the AI. So tell me, what broadband company makes it easy to talk to a human when you need help? Because i can't be doing with this nonsense
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Kiddo has found out today he has to wear glasses, and he is sad about it. Please tell me all the coolest people/characters who wear glasses to cheer him up
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#SundayPixHappy
A circle of grass clippings on a freshly cut bright green lawn. Inside a smiley face has been made with Dandelion heads
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#NotMyCat he may be, but he is very happy here #SundayPixHappy
A mostly white cat lays on his back, with his paws in the air, in a deep, contented sleep. He is laying on a plush pink dressing gown, between some convenient human legs.
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If you are invested in what it looks like: youtube.com/shorts/fInQI...
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I made this!
YouTube video by Victoria Pearson
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'm meant to be having a physically relaxing day (to prep for a more physical week ahead) so I decided to play Minecraft to glue me to the sofa. So i started a hardcore world and now I am stressed and my neck hurts from the tension
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I made a skirt and it fits and looks ok! And it has MASSIVE pockets
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"Mistakes are part of the learning process" I mutter, yanking my fabric out of my sewing machine again
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It unreasonably irks me that I have to fill in a declaration every year to say I don't need a TV license. No other subscription service hassles me every year to see if I want it.
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Jo Bee, Fantasy 🪶 Lover of 🐝🐝🐝 @jrbee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Recently I learned that when you hit #menopause, your Achilles tendon is more likely to snap. Serendipitously, I also came across this video about the importance of tendon strength, and how to strengthen them. So, now I feel duty bound to share this everywhere! youtu.be/GSwL3Lgw6zI?... #Health
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It's Weird, But It Re-Builds Your Tendons In 30 Days
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I get that disposable barbecues may be higher risk because they're more likely to be on the ground, but surely all barbecues carry a wildfire risk in these conditions
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Everyone in my house got an emergency alert except me. My survival in apocalyptic situations now relies on my family remembering to tell me these things.
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's too much to hope that Binface will win, but that would make a cracking daily gratitude short
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Everywhere in our village the grass is dry and brown and crispy. Not my garden though, there the grass is still green. Proof that having trees and not chopping everything within an inch of its life every five minutes is good for the land.
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Last night I had horrible dreams, that suddenly morphed into dreams about my neighbour's cat. Moments later he jumped onto my bed, having apparently squeezed in through my bedroom window. It is hard to stay in a bad dream mood when a cuddle puddle is purring on you.
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I am soooo excited, but also a tiny bit terrified of using a sewing machine unsupervised. Experienced sewists, please give me your tips! youtube.com/shorts/R5aXp...
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it was actually 26 years ago 😬
YouTube video by Victoria Pearson
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I know it is Monday, but NotMyCat has gifted us with the perfect #SundayPixFuzzy
A mostly white cat is sprawling on a chair, his belly exposed and front legs splayed out above his head. He is deeply asleep.
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
If you see this, post a pic of you in sunglasses.
V, and white woman with long blonde hair, is wearing a black maxi dress with spaghetti straps and oversized sunglasses. She is slightly to the left of the frame, with the stony sand of Southend beach and the gently lapping sea filling the background. It is a beautifully sunny day, with clear blue skies and the sun is sparkling on the water.
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My 19 year old, who doesn't live here (but is visiting for the weekend) just asked me if he is "allowed" out for any hour after tea. The man has tattoos and bills and a beard
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Burnt to an absolute crisp (despite factor 90 spf) but it was worth it to hear kiddo suddenly squeal "wait, is that the sea?!" (he thought we were going to buy furniture from fb marketplace) Also where else can you see a jellyfish, a baptism and an elderly ladies ripples in the span of 5 minutes?
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Is it rude to set up a sound system and blast music on the beach or am I a miserable cow who is allergic to fun? 🤔
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
For those invested in my dressmaking shenanigans: youtube.com/shorts/htBmY...
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might be more of a house dress
YouTube video by Victoria Pearson
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I finished this project yesterday. First time making clothes. Verdict: not awful. Might wear it later
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
What kind of witch launches a new project in mercury retrograde? Me, apparently. The Living Craft is designed to give you confidence in your witchery so you can build a craft that works for you instead of feeling like you're performing someone else's practice VictoriaPearson.co.uk #MagicalBazaar
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The Living Craft - Building your Personal Practice
The Living Craft: Building Your Personal practice is a practical, structured witchcraft course designed by real witch of 25+ years.
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Husband put the clothes i "left on the chair" in the washing machine, how nice. It was in fact the dress that I am currently making, that still had pins in because I am not finished sewing it. And I can't even get annoyed because you can't be mad at someone for tidying up and doing laundry.
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The last two weeks of term are always exhausting. The last two weeks of kiddos last term in primary school? A whole new level of knackering (and expensive, because what do you mean they need a high powered water pistol by the end of the week??)
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Purple Queen Publishing 📚💜 @purplequeenpub.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If any of you are interested in the meet up we had in honour of @wombat37.bsky.social, over on YouTube @vspearson85.bsky.social has done a brilliant little video about it. #GNUWombat youtu.be/F8tASlW5MR0?...
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Let's go to Yorkshire Sculpture Park!
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Evenin' you lot. I took a bit of video at Yorkshire Sculpture Park when we went up to remember Wombie last weekend, if you want to have a look round youtu.be/F8tASlW5MR0?...
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Let's go to Yorkshire Sculpture Park!
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Mr Murder Paws caught another rat today, and brought it into my house. The scream I screamt. Pretty sure the cat lost a little respect for me. I am so glad my husband was here to deal with that little situation. #NotMyCat
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hilliatfields.bsky.social @hilliatfields.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Have just finished Battle Of Wind & Fire. Thus completing the trilogy. I cried. With joy. But also with that other stuff. Wonderful. Wonderful. Wonderful.
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
When I postponed all my work until today, I thought it would be cooler
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Tell me 5 random things that you love (Not people. Not pets.) * fresh crisp white sheets * the sea, especially when she is angry * walking barefoot on cool moss on a hot day * crows * peanut butter on toast with a nice cuppa
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Just accept that Larry is the true PM at this point and hire a nice caretaker for him
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
No storms forecast here but the air feels so heavy
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Where are you supposed to put your poo then?
Small rustic looking sign with fold lettering that says Septic Tank please ONLY flush toilet paper
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
#SundayPixFamily
Two fully grown Canada geese watch over a gaggle of five fluffy goslings, as they forage in the lush green grass.
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I need to go to bed but my sofa is so comfy and my bed is all the way over there (the next room)
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Beautiful day at YSP and so nice to meet so many online folks in person. Glad to be home with my feet up now tho!
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Managed to get sunburnt while in the car. I don't know why I didn't realise that could happen.
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Francy 🦇🐍™️ @necrofrancer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I don't have kids so I don't feel qualified to comment on the social media ban from that perspective but I do find it interesting that the missing piece of the puzzle is that everyone is going to have to provide ID to access social media from spring.
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