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I write very strange stories When in darkness, make light she/her 📚🔮 linktr.ee/vspearson85

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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 2h
Aw that's so lovely!
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 3h
Right? It is still bare arms outside weather. And I hate it, it might add, I want my autumn back. Though on the bright side it looks like I am not going to have to ruin my kid's trick or treat outfit by insisting he puts a coat on this year
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 3h
I couldn't function! My body is designed for long bitter winters and soggy summers. I'd have to ask if she were trying to gradually acclimatise for Hell
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 4h
Unfortunately for my dreams of future riches, but fortunately for all ample bosomed perimenopausal ladies suffering through summer humidititty, these already exist. Well kinda, cooling gel pad bra inserts anyway. I might try and sew them into some summer dresses next year
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 5h
We'll hot glue some mesh on there, it'll be fiiiiine
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 5h
I think that could work, you'd just have to wear a huge battery pack to keep the airline running
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 5h
I should patent the cool your tits freezable gel bra now
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 5h
If the summers we have continue, I'm thinking about experimenting with making clothes out of reusable ice packs
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 5h
Ooof. That is well into my too hot to function zone!
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 6h
Saw someone asking if anyone in the uk has their heating on yet. Am I the only one who is absolutely boiling? Where is my crisp October air? Where are the bejewelled spiderwebs and visible breath? I haven't even got my socks on yet.
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 13h
When i was in bed last night, I had a sudden story idea. I decided to make a note on my phone so I wouldn't forget this time. Unfortunately the note consists of 4 words, and I can only work out what one of them is.
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Old Warnings are still relevant today... www.patreon.com/posts/171407...
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Teach Your Children Fairytales | Victoria Pearson
You must teach your children fairytales. You must share stories, not because they teach children about evil, for they can see that for thems
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hope you are as proud of yourself as we are of you x
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I mean, it *works*, it just has acres of blank space and my text isnt wrapping how i want it to
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am using WordPress and I am sure there is a super easy way to get it to behave, I am just unfortunately not very smart 😁
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I made a tutorial for the simplest, easiest happiness spell ever, and I can almost guarantee you already have the ingredients at home. What have you got to lose? #Witchsky youtu.be/kVaMkpeXkYw?...
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Simple, Easy Spell for Happiness | From a Real Witch
YouTube video by Victoria Pearson
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The robot overlords clearly know how i feel about them!
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today I am trying to make my website work the same on both mobile and desktop and even though I have a "responsive" theme, it isn't bloody working. Growl. Only look on my website on your phones for a bit, ok?
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That is the worst. I hope they stick you with the new hire, who turns out to be unexpectedly brilliant!
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Meds*, not mess. Sakes.
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They seem to love just piling on the admin and hurdles when you have any kind of chronic condition that can be worsened by it. Tell them that it makes your anxiety spike feeling like your mess might be withdrawn, maybe a human can override whatever stupid system is prompting them to do the reviews?
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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The horrors persist but so do books, flowers, animals, the ocean, sunsets, trees, libraries, iced coffee, spooky season, the word ‘fuck’, and the moon.
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dear Universe; that's quite enough growth and character development, thank you. I'm grown. I'm developed. I am ready for a little bit of soft life now, tysvm
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Apologies that some of the footage is a bit wibbly. I was walking with @purplequeenpub.bsky.social when I was filming and we nattered so much I didnt film enough, and had to slow it all down beyond what was ideal 😁
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mornin you lot. I am working on a new short story collection and, in an effort to force myself to actually finish piddling around and finalise the lineup, I thought I would share one of the stories with you for my vlog this week 📚 youtu.be/Eotla993xvQ
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Summer's End | A Short Story by Victoria Pearson | #listenable
YouTube video by Victoria Pearson
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My car is in her death throes, so i was looking at various different options online. Accidentally auto filled my real number instead of my fake one i use for this kind of thing. I've had 5 calls from robots just today 😭
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I missed whatever the kerfuffle was!
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I like to imagine he is snacking on cheesey footballs, watching our antics like we are a particularly slow moving Netflix show. And maybe occasionally lending a little "kick arse, young warrior!" style encouragement when we need it
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It really is, i made it out of an old duvet cover so it is butter soft, there are no scratchy labels and it has enough volume that I can fidget and sit like a human pretzel and not flash my undies at everyone 😁 and of course, massive pockets
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I did it the way you suggested, with the elastic at the back but not at the front, and it worked really well ❤️
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It was lovely to see you today!
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I like single word prompts (obscure or ordinary) and picture prompts more than I like opening line or scenario based types. I love seeing all the different ways people interpret them
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Maaaaaasssssive ones! You could fit a cat in them
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My friend said she liked my skirt and i hadn't yet told her I made it out of a bedsheet 😁
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is one of my favourite stories that I have written
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Purple Queen Publishing 📚💜 @purplequeenpub.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Every single time I click on the 'Yes, I have read the terms & conditions' when buying something, I get this fleeting thought about that might mean. It's a hangover from a story in Slipping Through, written by @vspearson85.bsky.social it's brilliant! 💙📚👀 #Booksky buy.bookfunnel.com/h5gi81shtn
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The Twilight Zone meets Quantum Leap meets The Outer Limits meets Sliders
Now an all new anthology in collaboration with three authors: Victoria Pearson, Michael Wombat & K.R. Smith. The Twilight Zone meets Quantum Leap meets The Outer Limits meets Sliders Ever wonder what ...
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The first thing I saw when everything finally came back on was the news about Dolly 💔
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sky customer service is the actual worst, their robots are designed to enrage and then you finally get through to a person and they are just as unhelpful as the AI. So tell me, what broadband company makes it easy to talk to a human when you need help? Because i can't be doing with this nonsense
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
He is so worried he will be bullied at school. But I said that is unlikely because he isnt going to school in 1992!
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Kiddo has found out today he has to wear glasses, and he is sad about it. Please tell me all the coolest people/characters who wear glasses to cheer him up
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#SundayPixHappy
A circle of grass clippings on a freshly cut bright green lawn. Inside a smiley face has been made with Dandelion heads
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
He nips back to his legal owners house for 10 mins or so here and there to keep his options open, but yep!
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
He may not be (technically) my cat, but i am clearly his human
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#NotMyCat he may be, but he is very happy here #SundayPixHappy
A mostly white cat lays on his back, with his paws in the air, in a deep, contented sleep. He is laying on a plush pink dressing gown, between some convenient human legs.
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If you are invested in what it looks like: youtube.com/shorts/fInQI...
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I made this!
YouTube video by Victoria Pearson
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sorry if I have been neglecting you, it has been very full on with everyone at home
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'm meant to be having a physically relaxing day (to prep for a more physical week ahead) so I decided to play Minecraft to glue me to the sofa. So i started a hardcore world and now I am stressed and my neck hurts from the tension
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It isn't, I am learning to sew from youtube videos and vibes and I copied a skirt i already had (and enlarged the pockets). I have never followed a pattern before they look really scary!
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I made a skirt and it fits and looks ok! And it has MASSIVE pockets
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You can call me V @vspearson85.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"Mistakes are part of the learning process" I mutter, yanking my fabric out of my sewing machine again
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