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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex

@vsmcgrath.bsky.social
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Author of THE DEVIL'S REVOLVER series and more. Also writes as Vicki Essex. Rep'd by @millercallihan.bsky.social. linktr.ee/vsmcgrath

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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 18h
I think it just means you left your oven on.
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Jim Carrey's Technicolor Dreamcoat Parody
ALT: Jim Carrey's Technicolor Dreamcoat Parody
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 22h
AHHHH!!!! HUGE CONGRATS!!!! 🎉🥳🪅🥂🎊🎊🎊🎊🙌🙌🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I mean, it's not like the FBI is going after the pedophiles in the Epstein files, might as well destroy the rest of your security institutions
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is the song "Express Yourself" about dogs licking their own butt glands? Because it is now. 🤮🤢🤮🤢
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This man is a published writer and doesn't know the meaning of words
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I keep hearing a line from that Cleveland tourism video song in my head that goes 🎶"This guy has at least three DUIs" 🎵
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
JM is a great dad and husband. I once told him one day he'd pick up the Biped and put her back down and it would be the last time he ever did it. And he is HAUNTED by this.
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
AND THE CAT'S IN THE CRADLE AND THE SILVER SPOON LITTLE BOY BLUE AND THE MAN ON THE MOON MaLe LoNeLiNeSs EpIDemIc
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Malreynolds Firefly Speechless Reaction
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have 2 separate long, thin cuts on my hand that look like wide, thin lipped mouths that talk to me like puppets when I flex my fingers. I am imagining they are two thin-lipped Englishmen tersely arguing in the most polite way.
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John Michael McGrath @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
just want to say I really appreciate stuff like this!
people being nice about me and my colleagues on Reddit
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey, the singer went to my Alma mater! Cool!
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Biped said Rosie looks like Simon Cowell and now I can't unsee it
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Norm Wilner @normwilner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Remember the rule, Toronto: If you vote, you get to have ice cream.
cbc.ca
Early voting starts across Toronto today. Here's what you need to know | CBC News
Torontonians can cast their votes for the city’s next mayor and their local councillor starting Tuesday morning as advanced voting opens.
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rosie has found a new way to sleep on the couch
Big brown dog sleeping on the couch, but over a cushion  and draped over the armrest awkwardly
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Benjamin Ahr Harrison @benjaminahr.mobi · 05/10/2026
Happy Shimoda Day! Celebrate with a tee shirt from pod shop dot biz!
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Spent most of my personal day just trying to catch up with all the little house chores and cleaning that I haven't been able to get around to and I've barely scratched the surface. Too tired to write now, so it's time to play some video games before I have to make dinner.
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The snuggliest.
A man with glasses with his head lying against a big brown dog's head on a blue duvet
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Faith Erin Hicks @faitherinhicks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Star Trek characters I drew for my own personal daily drawing club a few years ago. I was drawing women characters from science fiction media, I called it SciFiFemtober. 😀
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why does this gif make me horny
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David Tennant: Books Are The Best Weapon
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just realized anything can be poutine if you try hard enough
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Racists gonna racist. People like this don't want brown people to exist. Period.
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Alternate titles: BRETURN OF THE MEDI(ocre men) BE KIND: BREWIND BREVENGE OF THE NARDS
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John Michael McGrath @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I debated whether to share this since it feels like a cheap shot but at least one of my fellow BEY voters put this up on a lamppost, these are people who've had the closest experience with BB:
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One d a y It will be The last thing he does And then He'll Be Dead.
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John Michael McGrath @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New from me at TVO, on a new report from the Toronto Board of Trade arguing for why we need more provincial control over zoning (and what it has to do with prefab housing.) www.tvo.org/article/anal...
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ANALYSIS: Should the province rip up Toronto’s zoning rules? | TVO Today
A new report argues that the city is getting in its own way — and wants Queen’s Park to step in.
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We can get that tailored.
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John Michael McGrath @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! AAAH! AAAH! AAAH! AAAH!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HOW IS IT OCTOBER
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SPF 9000 and a big sun hat.
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
...STUPID BRAIN!!! I'M GOING TO END UP WRITING THIS WHOLE SCREENPLAY, AREN'T I????
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delfin @thedelfinclutch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If he doesn't call himself a vumpire, then where are we even going with this
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"It's pronounced vum-PEER, you philistines!" "Listen, Mr. Vumpeer, this is Little League, and we're a long way from Philly here. Can you call a strike on a tearful 6 year old or not?"
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Yo, Bat Boy!" *Home Base Vampire looks up in alarm*
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Santani Teng @echodislocation.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"It is...a full COUNT! Ah ah ahhhhh"
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone give me money to make HOME PLATE VAMPIRE, about a vampire who becomes an umpire
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Davis S Pumpkins @lloyddavis.ca · 30/09/2026
“There’s nothing in the rule book says a prince of the night can’t call calls and strikes.”
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Tanya. @tanyaduncan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WHY ARE ALL THE GAMES SUDDENLY NIGHT GAMES
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Yo, Drake, we need an ump for tomorrow's afternoon game!" "No, I can't, I have a skin condition--" "Pay's double for last minute call ups!" *beat* *Home base vampire in super thick coating of zinc cream squatting under a giant umbrella*
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My stupid brain has decided that I need to make a fake movie trailer about a baseball league that puts out an ad for a new umpire, except there's a typo and they accidentally hire a vampire instead.
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've been seeing this in my ailing father, where he insists on a pointless change and orders people to do his bidding because in a state of entropy, any change looks like meaningful progress. They rage, rage against the dying of the light because they can see the long tunnel ahead.
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MaLe LoNeLiNeSs EpIdEmIc
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Marketing a book when the world sucks is hard But if you need an escape and want to read about a girl with a gun getting her vengeance on against some bad men, check out THE DEVIL'S REVOLVER series and watch a young woman go outlaw against a system that sucks. www.devilsrevolver.com
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Norm Wilner @normwilner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
See, AI could never do this
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
CC @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social 🧵
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In this case, I think he's going to need to go 2 sizes down, and it was cheap enough that I could just get him a new one (from Uniqlo)
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I actually bought him one before he lost a bunch of weight so it's too big on him now
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
CC @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social 🧵
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone please consult with my husband about a new suit/jacket/clothes for work, I don't know menswear beyond nerdy T-shirts.
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V.S. McGrath/Vicki Essex @vsmcgrath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you're asleep and I stab you, that's consent, right? If you're passed out drunk and I stab you, that's consent, right? If I gave you drugs and you're out of your mind and I stab you, that's consent, right? If you say no and I insist it'll feel good when I stab you YOU SEE HOW THIS WORKS YET?
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