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Brian

@vpofstuff.bsky.social
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Writer. Baker. Gardener. Coffee Slob, Tea Snob, LandBack, INFJ. Milwaukee. He/Him Born at 320 ppm atmospheric CO2 Banner: Orange sky sunrise with a crow on a slanted wire in front of a tree. Profile: Partner crows on a wire. Early balmy winter morning.

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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 4h
Milwaukee... the names of these children
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 4h
september is suicide prevention month
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh, i heard a song the other day and it lingers in my mind like a wallflower. #mood Soaked Oats - Something "How many people don't question their word and like the child only want to be heard. Oh, to say something." youtu.be/PQzcGtwR3gM
youtu.be
Soaked Oats - Something (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Soaked Oats
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish the newsies would tell us about the national whatnot day the day before and not during the evening news on that day
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
think less about students with jobs and more about students as humans college was not about learning how to become employed or employable college was more about learning to be a valued human being, a productive member of society.
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bucket list i wish to do this
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i'm plaid it's friday first friday in autumn took one of my dad's favorite plaid shirts and sewed some seams right down the middle of the back. this way he was dressed while bedridden and we didn't need to get the shirt behind him. no different than a hospital gown. ~plaid dignity #ImPlaidItsFriday
plaid shirt back under a sewing machine foot with zig zag stitches bext to each other, preparing a cut between them to make seams.
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the fuck you will
techcommunity.microsoft.com
Excel now supports multiple values in a single cell | Microsoft Community Hub
Lists, arrays in cells, and nested arrays introduce new ways to store and organize related information, helping you keep data together without sacrificing...
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this headline should tell you everything you need to know about tom tiffany's republican campaign for wisconsin governor. #wipolitics #governor #vote
jsonline.com
Tom Tiffany campaign blocks Journal Sentinel reporters from event
The reporters were denied entry on Sept. 24 by a campaign staffer, only days after Tiffany said he would permit all reporters to attend his events.
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
thursday turned out to be fantastic weather for mowing the lawn awesome mow-cast!
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
things i was not taught in school: june 14, 1954 eisenhower added ‘under god’ to the pledge of allegiance to impose moral superiority during the cold war god wasn't added to the pledge of allegiance for religious reasons god was added to the pledge of allegiance for capitalism FOR CAPITALISM
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
they are not sorry if it was done on purpose they are only disappointed that they got caught
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i think Right Direction Wisconsin PAC is full of shit and all of their political commercials are ass
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@support.bsky.team @bsky.app feature request: block a user by name. i would like to block a user by entering their username instead of visiting their profile. case = user blocks me and can unblock me at will and post comment to me. if i experience a negative user, i should be able to block them.
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
packers won with a field goal in overtime against the jets but the packers still pissed on the carpet in front of the toilet in that game
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
who's this moron analyzing the packers jets game next to kenny albert? dude is talking about players being worried about injuries because they have families and kids to feed. kind sir, if you're a pro nfl player, you are NOT worrying about feeding your kids.
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
still relevant
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
yes i've been salty
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
and after health insurance/drug companies are done with that bag of dicks they can turn it over and eat a bag of ass cost of my meds went up tenfold when they were deemed medically necessary after testing effectiveness the monent meds went from try this to need this, pay this...
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
no. he does not. do not feel uneasy about it. www.chefsresource.com/faq/does-rob...
chefsresource.com
Does Robert Kraft Own Kraft Mac and Cheese? - Chef's Resource
A singular, golden box of pasta has spent generations anchoring the American pantry, often leading curious minds to wonder if a billionaire mogul sits at the helm of its cheesy empire. For those who f...
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i think ed sheeran's only option now is to go on 60 minutes
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
leaf blowers before 9 am should be illegal
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Milwaukee Brewers!
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
what the governor says! check your wisconsin voter registration and then vote!
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
yyeeeepp and i washed my face with chocolate
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
shoulda kept the points for 8 in the 4th bro denied at 4th and 1 #packers
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
The CBS sports front fill promo ad reader should be fired for his exaggerated vocal tearing, cadence, and tone. Also the person who hired him. Nobody talks like that. Nobody likes that CBS is tone deaf.
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
my heart is asking me to bake this challah...
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@mapquest.com would you consider changing the word choice in your directions from, "at the next traffic lights go straight through the intersection" to "at the next traffic lights go forward through the intersection" everywhere... never go straight always go forward 🏳️‍🌈🦄
the mapquest unicorn avatar from the mapquest app
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
mayonnaise is chicken sauce
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
if insurance companies cared about you, none of your claims would be denied. insurance companies are profit driven with an obligated loyalty to stakeholders. their goal is to take more money in than they pay out. if insurance companies cared about you, none of your claims would be denied.
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"billionaire venture capitalist" ~shut up
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@brookebikesmke.bsky.social and @mkefrizz.bsky.social tell me you're watching the brewers... ⚾️👀
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
holiday quiz: 🤓 your boss texts you and asks you what you're doing and you reply, "i'm sitting in front of a fan in my underwear drinking a cold beverage. please do not call me." does your boss call you?
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
things wife said out loud: if you leave cold brew coffee in your mug for a few days it looks like ground turkey
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
finally figured out why the flies are dive bombing my ankles and shins when i exercise walk they're aglet flies by aglet flies i mean the aglet on my shoelaces flies into my ankles and shins when i speed walk im ded ☠️ don't tell my kids im scared of my shoelaces
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
saying this isn't a war, that it is a small potatoes military operation, and then offering counterpoint to the definition of the event by comparing it to how long we were in vietnam... tell me it is a war without telling me it is a war
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🌧️🌧️ of course yes of course i scrub the bird bath in the morning rain wet thunder save lightning for it is then whence nary of such of bees of mosquitoes 🐝🦟
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
if i didn't notice all that ai being offline, that tells me that i don't care in real life.
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
sometines i start my day with a little crabass bitchin' a nobel prize for a splash free urinal because you don't like urine droplets on your sandaled feet while you urinate? a nobel prize so you can piss standing up stfu and sit your ass down while you piss ffs
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@lakemichigan13.bsky.social is there a lake ontario account similar to yours? other great lake accounts?
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
all of it not just some of it all of it
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i want to go check out some books ftom the new york public library now
m.youtube.com
Go The F*ck To Sleep | Werner Herzog | LIVE from the NYPL
YouTube video by The New York Public Library
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
~similar to not buying my underwear at target or my snacks at walmart or my books at amazon leavesubstack.com
leavesubstack.com
You Should Probably Leave Substack
You should probably leave Substack. Here’s why and how.
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce youself with 10 acts you've seen live. No particular order. Stevie Ray Vaughan Michael Jackson Bruce Springsteen Pink Floyd Violent Femmes Pretenders Gap Band Foreigner U2 Black Sabbath
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#recipe hot cold water my favorite summer time beverage +hot cold water +take your favorite hot pepper and slice a coin from it +put that pepper coin in a repurposed glass beverage container + refrigerate for one day + casually sip this hot cold water - do not gulp +eat the last drink 🌶️🧊🥵🥶 enjoy!
jalapeño coin in the bottom of a glass bottle with condensation on the outside of the bottle. hot cold water.
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i wish bread companies would get the righty tighty lefty loosey thing right with the twisties
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
what the actul..... the bullet point list is 😬
wisn.com
Skulls, skeleton in glass coffin among items found in Fond du Lac home, sheriff says
Fond du Lac County Sheriff Ryan Waldschmidt says investigation is "likely to span months" due to the amount of time needed for forensic testing.
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
football innueno he said: he's playing in his gap
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ruin the name of a book or movie by replacing a word with 'cloaca'. The Sound of Cloaca
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