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Brian

@vpofstuff.bsky.social
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Writer. Baker. Gardener. Coffee Slob, Tea Snob, LandBack, INFJ. Milwaukee. He/Him Born at 320 ppm atmospheric CO2 Banner: Orange sky sunrise with a crow on a slanted wire in front of a tree. Profile: Partner crows on a wire. Early balmy winter morning.

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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 2m
update: just watched a bird eat all four black swallowtail caterpillars in the dill 😬 birds gotta eat too 😐
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 24m
point of follow #PointOfFollow it is good
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 43m
omgosh i do tech support for users ~worldwide. i make effort to learn peoples names, as their parents or relatives would call them—not some americanized name. our accents are very different; is your name really sue or jim? i offer them the respect of proper greetings 👋 e.g. hi Thanhngan hi Vishwesh
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 2h
sweet corn flour corn flint corn dent pop corn all these where the field went
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 2h
Inspired: daytime nighttime
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 13h
i'll attend an enrage
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 13h
i posted no reply i scrolled on silently they've not a clue i find them folly i feel no obligation nor reason ...i digress
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 18h
sometimes i decide which dish to eat food out of based upon what space is available in the dishwasher for dishes
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 18h
😔
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 18h
i dream in first person, sleeping—awake 1st and 3rd: considering i'm more likely to remember experiences and feelings more than physical appearance, i'd absolutely say personality. but, more likely to remember them based on earlier interactions, with later experiences supporting earlier memories.
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
caffeine wears off when the headache starts... 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
dorothy's derss is clean... how come dorothy falls onto her ass into the pig sty and isn't full of mud or pig slop when she comes out of the sty?
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
why is this not a country song about how country music was in 2012? ~country singer randy travis was charged with driving while intoxicated and threatening to shoot law officers after he crashed his pontiac trans am in a construction zone and was found naked and combative at the scene in texas
themississippilink.com
Randy Travis arrested naked, charged with DWI – The Mississippi Link
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
family is first and foremost ❤️ no worrys 🫂
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
school vouchers are sanctioned embezzlement of public funds #PublicEducation
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Voucher school programs are sanctioned embezzlement. Public education is not a direct financial benefit to individuals for them to reallocate those public funds at their discretion. School Vouchers are sanctioned embezzlement of public funds. #PublicEducation
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"When I learn how to pattern match seams, it's over for you hoes" it's already over for me with this. ...i'm ded ☠️
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😋 ...daughter may have left the greens intact today, but tomorrow daughter will tell fond stories about dad to friends...
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
halloween and Día de los Muertos
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
catch more flies with honey. is that how the saying goes?
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
same slop as electric vehicles save the environment EVs dont save the environment EVs save the auto industry putting a data center in a cave supports the data center industry we don't need data centers
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the cloudy lightning bolt stormy earrings when rain is in the forecast! ⛈️ 👀
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
probably for over 50 years too. seems like it.
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just thinking thoughts out loud there... considering i'm a random social media mutual that enjoyed weird shoes and doors. 👠👞🚪 www.boredpanda.com/weird-shoes/
boredpanda.com
120 Weird Shoes We Didn’t Know Existed
Shoes are all about comfort and individuality, right? Well, not in this case! We found some truly weird shoes that we have no idea how you are supposed to wear!
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thank you for the forecast Lindsey! perfect for baking pumpkin bread (and planning crusts for the forthcoming pies)
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
aging is the pit of the cherry my teeth are buttery my fat ass has turned saggy my eyes require glasses my gut protrudes my waist is larger but yet my pants are looser hair moved from the top of my head to my nose and ears my eyebrows are the only black hairs on my face and i am comfortably me
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thoughts: yourself regardless of age IS yourself. what is a hideous weirdo? is an aging changing face not acceptable? —we accept graceful falling of mountain cherry blossoms, but it is much harder for us to fall away from our own attachment to the world ~rengetsu
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
things wife said out loud: yeah. that's more than an ounce of cheese. say something.
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🧡
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
apparently i said the same thing last year...
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
black swallowtail caterpillar in the dill yes, i allow critters to eat my garden. have you ever seen a black swallowtail butterfly? #garden #dill #blackswallowtail #catetpillar
a black swallowtail caterpillar crawling on a dill plant stem toward the seeds. the dill seeds are abundant.
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
car blood
static.klipy.com
Bleed My Own Blood Dodgeball Blood
Alt: Dodgeball movie meme of Nobody Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i have family in that cemetery a colonizer ancestry cannot remove me from this truth even though these activities occurred before i was born. how can i not admit that my ancestors were colonizers and that i live under their legacy? what generation accepts efforts toward reconciliation processes?
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Milwaukee... the names of these children
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i don't have a speedometer on my non-electric all manual pedal bike. #ticketme
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
september is suicide prevention month
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
same in milwaukee, wi, usa
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
haha you said rodgers and toilet human in the same sentence
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
add another No.
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh, i heard a song the other day and it lingers in my mind like a wallflower. #mood Soaked Oats - Something "How many people don't question their word and like the child only want to be heard. Oh, to say something." youtu.be/PQzcGtwR3gM
youtu.be
Soaked Oats - Something (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Soaked Oats
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*back in the day a catcher could block home plate before they had the ball i'd call this play safe. Jackie Robinson stold home base.
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i saw a leaf with legs at lunch today
katydid on a picnic table
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish the newsies would tell us about the national whatnot day the day before and not during the evening news on that day
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i called out a driver going the wrong way on a one way and their response was, "i'm only going one way". tfw you need to teach your kids to obey traffic signs when other drivers blatently don't. 😡
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
wow the typos no. typing without glasses.🤓 lol
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the beginning part of presentation is present 😋
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
much like public>private schools where school vouchers function like sanctioned embezzlement. this privitazation is no different. handing public dollars to private for-profit companies. i don't like it.
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on top of that waste quilt, edge is just a knockoff chrome, ffs and whatnot
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i remember when microsoft said that internet explorer was part of the os and that it couldn't be removed. i also remember when microsoft discontinued internet explorer. when tech lives on the cutting edge, that tech may wind up on the side of the waste cut—and microsoft is running with scissors.
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Brian @vpofstuff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
minivans... is there such a thing as a minivan or is it just a really tall station wagon?
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