Reposted by VorvaynePaul Gunning @paulgunning.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Shout out to Claire North as well, in her novel Slow Gods, which is about a lot of things, including the ways that people find to be themselves. 0141
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Despite not being like mean or argumentative or anything they are the precise and perfect opposite of a chill hang and just. Wow I'm exhausted. Wow. I went to pick up a phone the evening before they leave Germany and stayed for an hour trying to get them a taxi. 060
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026What witchcraft are my parents engaging in? No idea. It's not as if they even e.g. have loads of arguments or anything they just.........idk trying to make anything happen with them involved is like picking the shopping trolley with the stuck wheel that's super heavy and hard to steer. 151
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My friend @opalsong.bsky.social visited for a similar timeframe a few weeks ago and we had a great and chill time with more walking and earlier meeting times and I was Somewhat Tired at the end. 250
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026God okay my parents visited and me and @casualcheese.bsky.social are WIPED. I care about my parents and all but they are the most exhausting people in the entire world and there's nothing any of us can do about it 270
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026(I imagine you know the one but a link for anyone who happens to stumble on this tweet: bloodknife.com/everyone-bea...) 020
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026And this is extremely very much beside the point, but it is a nice side benefit for those of us (me, many delightfully loud women in the internet as well as many people who aren't women) who like a man to look. Like a normal man. I feel like "everyone is beautiful and no one is horny" is relevant. 120
Reposted by Vorvaynebird 🔞 \(☉д⊙)/ ! @emrynbird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026god I love getting into discussions that are just like... 1036371538
Reposted by VorvayneJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit 3460311484
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026(This is definitely not a problem of every romance novel, and I've read some with cool as shit worldbuilding and even a few series with both book plot and series plot but this sort of thing is really only optional for a romance novel and yet I will be sad and bereft without it) 010
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Where was I? Oh yes. Anyway the romance format doesn't really work for me because I feel like I just need more Stuff to be in the story to really dig my teeth into, so. Yeah. 210
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026For real there is a lot of plot and sieges and political kidnappings and bandits and side quests and, when there's time between missions and near death experiences, one man sighing deeply while he acknowledges he's unsalvageably in love with his liege lord who's often a bit of a prat. Anyway. 110
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Oh this is so real. Me reading romance: meh, do these people have friends? A job? Anything else going on in their lives at all??? Me playing kcd2, a game about 2 knights during the hussite wars in medieval bohemia: this is the most romantic thing ever, can you believe my ship is canon, etc etc 120
Reposted by VorvayneRyan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/09/2026A friend sent me this one last night. 166681733
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The first aid kit does not yet have butterfly stitches but I can and will fix that. 010
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026[Looks at this post] [looks at fandom I've fallen right down the oubliette into feat. A medieval lord and his squire in an extremely Christian Bohemia] [looks back at this post] .....yeah. yeah I think you both nailed this one and caught me in the crossfire 020
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I've gone from being that bitch who always has painkillers, lactose pills, water and cereal bars on me to being that bitch who also has a whole ass first aid kit in their backpack. 1100
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I missed a post about shame being the most erotic emotion???? (Big agree) 110
Reposted by VorvayneSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026when ai leaves u behind 75262369840
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Cannot explain how much I miss DA2's vibe and how much I dislike Games (for adults with eg realistic violence etc) Where They Don't Say Fuck when any reasonable person would absolutely say fuck/where it makes sense for the vibe etc. 111
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Also, yknow, huge rec for the game itself, it's super well made and really immersive and feels hard at the start (note: I am bad at video games, this ain't dark souls) but you get a lot better which is super rewarding. And many of the (less serious) quests are hilarious. Also people say fuck! 100
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Thank you! I feel extremely accomplished tbh. Sometimes the best de-cursing ritual tools are elbow grease, a hammer with a claw, and a large sturdy rubbish bag. 020
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Good tidings! We removed the Cursed Object* from our kitchen and replaced it with the Blessed Object** and now the kitchen is suddenly all roomy and easy to get into. *Old, fucked up, wrongly sized kitchen counter/shelving unit **New, sleek, space-saving kitchen counter with drawers 1170
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Finished Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 and will be replaying immediately. I am.... extremely deep in my Hansry feelings, friends. Hans panicking after the kiss????? Lancelot and Galehaut??????? The last conversation about how they're basically going to have a honeymoon????????????? 1240
Reposted by Vorvaynederek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It's very easy to wear a suit and tie in any major city, even if the aesthetic has mostly disappeared from daily life, because there are people outside wearing pink tutus with Army boots. As usual, your liberation is connected to other people's liberation. 1447624769
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Goddammit, I wanna know this too tbh. I have a slight suspicion I kind of know but that's guesswork. 240
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Discovered via me using my tried and true anti insomnia trick, Sleep On Floor (literally on a thin yoga mat on the hardwood floor), and my pain just Leaving. Idk why I'm like this. Some days I feel unsure about the concept of beds generally, when the delightfully comfy floor is right there. 030
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Friends, we are very silly. Both Cake and I have been having back/hip troubles for a few days. We've just noticed it's long past time to flip the mattress because there's a literal divot under our hips. Whoops? 130
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The thing is. I scrolled down to the photos of you with the extremely dapper skeleton and went, he's right, I would pause at that stall and buy something 140
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Solidarity fistbump from the "what the fuck is my body even doing THIS time" club. Drowning my current left hip sorrows by buying a book, specifically your starter pack because I'm indecisive, and I wish you a very priority tasks getting done easier than expected. 110
Reposted by VorvayneDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Increasingly convinced this is the most important post 4481901994
Reposted by VorvayneSK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️⚧️ @skwinnicki.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Nice to have a citation for the stuff we all sort of assume to be true but question if it's just our own biases making it look that way 5544171913
Reposted by VorvayneCliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026the human brain is a fine-tuned machine for making decisions first and reasons second 1418
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026And I would love to provide villain xue yang but unfortunately I see a weird obsessive fearless whip-smart adrenaline junkie with a fucked up history who doesn't yet know he's capable of love and I just go: but wouldn't it be more interesting if he got to experience that? 150
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The map is not the territory and all that. Very much not given our currently pretty crap map of mental health and social/emotional brain function. Uh..... Where was I? Oh right, I love Xue Yang. 160
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Given what I know about trauma and neurodivergence and so on it would not surprise me at all if that were kindof the same thing or at least closely related. Cousins maybe. Like, all of these seem to cluster around the idea of a brain that can't get the right amount of stimulation in the usual ways. 160
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Give! Him! Dopamine!! Which is why people (extremely correctly, always here for this) keep putting him in kink. Anyway controversial opinion here but none of that would mean he's not capable of love, it's just that this is an apocalyptic reversal of everything he thought he knew about himself. 030
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Which explains his obsessions and his Projects and his interest in exciting new forms of violence and violent catharsis. And the sweets. We don't see this that much in canon but he's gotta be so flat without these things. Mxtx is really fucking smart and fantastically insightful about people imo. 270
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Standing ovation!!!! I personally put Xue Yang in that place where people start getting confused about the difference between psychopaths and sociopaths. By which I concretely mean: nearly no (normal) fear response, no remorse, no emotional empathy, and as a result a deeeeply understimulated brain 170
Vorvayne @vorvayne.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I'm so glad to have found you on here finally! Having looked at your website I'm just...so impressed by how endlessly creative and prolific you are. And delighted I can direct-buy ebooks, because that makes it much easier to TTS them so I don't give myself a migraine with too much reading. 140
Reposted by Vorvayne👹 Other Sammy 👹 @swizzard.pizza · 29/08/2026if vosotros don't like "y'all," it's on Ihnen to come up with a second-person plural pronoun ὑμεῖς prefer 05515
Reposted by VorvayneCliff PervoSCARY @pervocracy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026blah blah couple-oriented vs. non-hierarchical, situational vs. committed, sexual vs. emotional, whatever the real difference between swinging and polyamory is that swingers are Republicans and polyamorists are [thirty minute lecture on Theory] 311824
Reposted by VorvayneSARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19) @covid19disease.bsky.social · 28/08/2026🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: After 40 years of research, Brazilian scientist Dr. Mariangela Hungria wins the World Food Prize for pioneering a $2 nitrogen-fixing bacteria treatment that replaces costly fertilizers, saves farmers $25 billion annually, and cuts 230 million tons of CO₂ emissions. 325149874070
Reposted by VorvayneHella Hannah 🌟 [Comms Open!] @hellahannah.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The first Przewalski’s foal born on the steppes of Kazakhstan in 200 years <3 1666212588