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Vollans🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺

@vollans.stream
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Left leaning, gay, lover of good food wine & tea, supporter of local wineries, life long fan of F1, MotoGP, Home Cinema, 80s Music, Hifi tragic, living in Adelaide and loving that SouthAustralia / Kaurna Country is my adopted homeland.

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Vollans🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 @vollans.stream · 28/11/2024
Yup. I’ll never forget Försäkringskassan deciding after 6 years, when we were applying for a new EHIC, that Nigel was an illegal immigrant. It was painful.
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Vollans🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 @vollans.stream · 27/11/2024
I’m so excited about the 4K restoration coming out in Australialand next week. I’ve got my order in ready.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/11/2024
Jack Smith Drops Election Interference Case Against Trump theonion.com/jack-smith-d...
American Voices:

Jack Smith Drops Election Interference Case Against Trump

“Looks like somebody’s gunning for a cabinet position.”
David Khalil, Plug Tester

-The Onion
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I Love Animals @petsanimals.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Blending in with the crowd
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Fergi Jo Lisa 🏳️‍🌈 👻💀🎃 @lolafaglana.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I can hear him saying this!
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Vollans🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 @vollans.stream · 26/11/2024
We did it a few years back. There were a few places it dragged and we (actually I) struggled. Early Deep Space 9 and mid-Voyager weren’t they best… And as far as I’m concerned, Enterprise onwards don’t count ;)
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Vollans🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 @vollans.stream · 26/11/2024
And wonderfully end user friendly.
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Vollans🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 @vollans.stream · 26/11/2024
Awh! Little kitten is relaxing under his palm tree on the rather large dog bed.
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Vollans🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 @vollans.stream · 26/11/2024
One of my top Christmas movies.
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Astronomy pictures @astronomers.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Why does Saturn appear so big?
Why does Saturn appear so big? It doesn't -- what is pictured are foreground clouds on Earth crossing in front of the Moon. The Moon shows a slight crescent phase with most of its surface visible by reflected Earthlight, known as Da Vinci glow. The Sun directly illuminates the brightly lit lunar crescent from the bottom, which means that the Sun must be below the horizon and so the image was taken before sunrise. This double take-inducing picture was captured on 2019 December 24, two days before the Moon slid in front of the Sun to create a solar eclipse. In the foreground, lights from small Guatemalan towns are visible behind the huge volcano Pacaya.

Image Credit & Copyright: Francisco Sojuel
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 24/11/2024
I found my first gray pubic hair today. Things like this don't normally bother me but this was in my coffee at Starbucks.
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Vollans🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 @vollans.stream · 25/11/2024
Was that an advert? ;)
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Matthew @calmeilles.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Jimmy Somerville taking exception to the LGBAlliance using Smalltown Boy in a film. Hopefully he'll ruin their day, week and month for that. #trans #LGBTQI+
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Vollans🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 @vollans.stream · 22/11/2024
They especially are useless when you consider cultures. There is no way a British person is ever going to give a 10 or probably even a 9. A 7 would be high praise - they did the thing, they charged the right price and didn’t break anything in the process.
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Liz Faber @lizwfab.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Woke up to a job rejection…for a job I applied to a year and a half ago…
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Vollans🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 @vollans.stream · 22/11/2024
Laphroaig 10 year old. Still a favourite.
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Oliver @oliverasis.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I definitely wish they still did this.
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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Pilot was like "we are in Iceland. We have volcanoes that always erupt. Look out of your window, you'll see" and he wasn't lying. Never seen anything like it.
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frayed @frayed-symphony.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Good morning, who ordered the fuzzy bagel? #cats
A long haired cat lying upside down in a cardboard box in a pretzel shape
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Laurie Voss @seldo.com · 21/11/2024
NPS scores are a fucking stupid way to measure your user satisfaction, pass it on.
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Vollans🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 @vollans.stream · 21/11/2024
Fingers crossed for you! I think it’s the not knowing that’s the PITA. Once I know I can deal with it.
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Vollans🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 @vollans.stream · 21/11/2024
I’ve got blood pressure that no matter the meds (except 1) will fight back and not stay down. They are talking about looking for tumours more than anything.
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Vollans🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 @vollans.stream · 21/11/2024
Yeah, seems odd but ok. They’re still searching for something!
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Vollans🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 @vollans.stream · 21/11/2024
I had a cute sonographer ultrasound my kidney the other week as well, however he spent the whole hour muttering about things being in the wrong place and shouldn’t be there… still no idea what’s wrong with mine, but what you’ve got next would be a challenge! lol!
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Vollans🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 @vollans.stream · 21/11/2024
Repost your blonde era? Heck I’ve had quite a few over the years, but this period was my favourite.
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Vollans🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 @vollans.stream · 21/11/2024
When they initially told me, I laughed and thought they were joking. Shall we say I post to the letter and not the intended spirit. ;)
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Vollans🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 @vollans.stream · 21/11/2024
Putting stuff on LinkedIn is a KPI in my job. :(
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🌈patrick🐙 @thatgaypatrick.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
It's literally the wild west in my work toilets like perhaps if you were at work you might refrain from playing reels on full volume and audibly grunting and groaning as you squeeze out your shit??
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Vollans🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 @vollans.stream · 20/11/2024
Ahhh, that takes me back 25 years. And we’re still together :) Good luck!
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Vollans🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 @vollans.stream · 20/11/2024
What’s my 10/10 album? Super easy choice with no deliberation needed, Yello’s awesome album Stella. 40 years on nearly, it’s still fresh and not a duff track on it.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 18/11/2024
This is plausible because if there's one thing you associate with ballet stars it's clumsiness.
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Vollans🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 @vollans.stream · 18/11/2024
I can’t think of a thing he’s bad in.
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Vollans🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 @vollans.stream · 18/11/2024
My ZX81, and I still have it, complete with box on my dead technology shelf.
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Vollans🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 @vollans.stream · 18/11/2024
Don’t know. When you’re new the feed you get presented is a little bit odd.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Increasingly I'm of the mind that perhaps we've become too accustomed to outsourcing our own agency and humanity. But I'm also hopeful that we're starting to realize that.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Stephen King, master of the horror novel, just quit Twitter because it'd become too "dark." That's how horrifying Twitter is right now. There may never be a more perfect expression of this fact.
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Vollans🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 @vollans.stream · 15/11/2024
I always wanted to be Servalan in the playground.
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Vollans🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 @vollans.stream · 14/11/2024
The first record I bought was Ring My Bell by Anita Ward. I’m not saying the warning signs were there, but…
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Vollans🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 @vollans.stream · 14/11/2024
True story - my parents banned me from buying Adam Ant’s records as it would corrupt me. That worked out well… My gay sexual awakening was discovering F1 back in around 1986, and the very hot drivers. Alessandro Nannini had very nice eyes. www.motorsportmagazine.com/archive/arti...
motorsportmagazine.com
The all-too-short F1 career of Alessandro Nannini: what might have been?
Just as he was blending natural talent with the other attributes a regular F1 winner requires, fate struck a cruel blow.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.
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Space @redditspaceviewes.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
The Carina Nebula
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Vollans🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 @vollans.stream · 14/11/2024
Still less than a Yorkshireman. I remember Sir Ranulph Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes.
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MrCarter3 @mrcarter3.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Ok hear me out ....A smoke detector that turns off when you scream "I'm only cooking "
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♡ casper ♡ @ejanghost.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
wake up honey, new dead star photo just dropped. Cassiopeia A
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 13/11/2024
The cat sitter has got in touch with some bad news: turns out my cat is a *terrible* over-actor. Such melodrama!
A tuxedo cat very dramatically playing dead. One paw is curled over her chest, the other is outstretched and her tongue is lolling out of her mouth. (She is fine).
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Neglected Books @neglectedbooks.com · 12/11/2024
Four years old but still a kitten at heart.
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Vollans🏳️‍🌈🇦🇺 @vollans.stream · 13/11/2024
Introduce yourself with One book: The Ring and The Book One movie: Rope One album: Stella by Yello One TV show: Blake’s 7
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