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Why don't we just dance the pain, dance the pain away? One of my AOTY The Allfather Awakens is my actual AOTY. No questions.

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

This chest infection is actually knocking me for 6. Was hopeful for a cozy weekend in with G but he's avoiding me like the literal plague because he's scared I'm contagious and he has enough health issues already 😔

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'm at the "coughing up all manner of detritus" part of a chest infection. I hope it abates soon, otherwise my weekend will be ruined!

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I've coughed so much since Tuesday I think I've given myself a hernia.

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Drama Rpdr

ALT: Drama Rpdr

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

How does everyone afford so much Lego? I want it but also damn £150 is a lot of cash.

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

One of my new favourite genres of video is when couples do the painting challenge and one is passable and the other is a complete catastrophe. I always properly laugh out loud.

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just in HMV and bought the new Amon Amarth album, The Allfather Awakens. And Tension II by Kylie. Balance is key.

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This was way hard, choosing just 9 albums. My evolution from pop to metal to melodeath to black metal. With a backslide for Robyn. www.my9albums.com

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Guys. I just came out to my oldest friends in the butch masculine football group chat. The response had been perfect. I've surrounded myself with the best people. I'm crying here. It's been a prefect night.

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My pal just came back with 2 pints and 2 Fireball shots. Uh oh. Still feeling affectionate but more blurry than fuzzy

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I've come out for daytime pints with my old pal. 4pm, 3 pints in and I'm feeling very affectionate and fuzzy.

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Love a wee "thanks for taking me to the airport" Fortnum & Mason haul.

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

All these Dolly Day posts. I didn't realise it was, so happy 92nd May. Love 9-2-5 day

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Guys, I have some fabulous news. Not only did Skywarp turn up (my neighbour took him in then went on holiday for a week!), I also managed to secure Starscream from Smyth's. Guys, we're getting the band back together.

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Ed Sheeran getting dragged is absolute manna for my soul. I hope Cradle of Filth really reconsiders the track they did with him. I know CoF are small fry, but I would hope Dani has *some* integrity.

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

😩😩 I think I've had a parcel stolen by an Evri driver. It was my Skywarp I was waiting on, too. 😩😩

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The fancy rings reveal. We're not engaged - we're both too long in the tooth for that - but we wanted something to symbolise our commitment. So we went for Trinity rings. "Past, present and future"

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Just been to see The Producers at the Garrick and it was HYSTERICAL. I have never laughed out loud that much at a musical stage production before. High camp.

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Dead funny that when you're at home you eat healthily, hit the gym etc. As soon as you come on holiday? 3 courses, no messing

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Knock-knock-knockin on Heaven's door (Didn't buy anything...I already had the full line I am collecting)

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

We definitely went for extravagance yesterday.

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I've just applied a second type of perfume, forgetting I was already wearing an initial type of perfume. The two do not complement each other. I smell like a whore's handbag.

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Totally agree with this. Fuck Ed Sheeran, fuck Pink. Interesting that these stadiums don't want Macklemore but they are willing to host Kanye who literally said he "liked" Adolf Hitler. This is not about protecting Jews. It's about silencing opposition to Israel and making money.

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

In London. Going to the Tower of London. This has been 20 years in the making. I'm so excited I could pee.

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

My best friend is hellbound set on moving to the USA, his wife has an interview on Monday. He says to me last night that it's to build a "better life" for his boys (7 & 4) and I can't get my head around how "Active Shooter Drills", Kevlar backpacks and health care costs are a "Better Life"

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This is the biggest level of success I've ever had with a plant and it's a beast.

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Wednesday: my penultimate day in work. And it's going to be busy. I wish I was rich

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I used to live by a care home. You could tell when the owners were in: both drove to work separately, one in their Aston Martin, one in their Ferrari. Meanwhile, Ethel has had to sell her house because she's got dementia and is now destitute.

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Had a kit kat chunky and dropped chocolate in me so now it's melted on my t-shirt. Great.

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

G just sent me this about the weather in London next week. For comparison, Glasgow is due to be 7° lower. Imagine it being middle of September and we're still seeing mid 20s temps. Crazy.

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I've organised a wee Hermés surprise for G when we're down in London next week, so you lot keep yer gubs shut, rayt?

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

If you're a reform voter, gonna go and take a flying fuck to yourself and block me. You're all the same. Racist, misogynistic sycophants.

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

It's just hit me like a freight train whilst I'm cradling him. He's got a life limiting illness. 🥺 If the thyroid don't get him, the kidney disease caused by the thyroid meds will 🥺

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

It's been a ⭐ week ⭐ at work, so today I've WFH and as soon as the clock struck 5, opened a cider (proper 9% stuff) and put on some darkwave/noise electro on and let the night slip away.

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Weigh in this morning: 102.5kg. down 9.5kg from 112kg at the beginning of may. I believe that's about 1.5st in bizarro world imperial measurements. Pleased with that.

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Just made my own French Dressing (because I'm middle class like that), anyway forgot I had Dijon mustard on my spoon and decided to lick it clean.

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Simpsons: Pray For Mojo

ALT: Simpsons: Pray For Mojo

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Even in high school this guy looked like a complete tool you wouldn't get tired of wailin' on

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Just seen a bunch of kids playing wheelchair football at the regional leisure centre, and it really provides a moment of clarity that if they can face their challenges head on, your shitty day at work isn't all that bad.

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I've recently changed from Google to Alexa and the amount of times I've gotten man and shouted "fuck you Alexa" at her because she hasn't responded when I've said "Hey Google" needs to be studied. Such a hard habit to break.

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

It's been 4 months this week since I had any proper time off work. By God, my weeks holiday can't come quick enough. 7 working days to go.

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Without doubt "Until The Light Takes Us". A fantastic exploration of the chaos, confusion, controversy and inaccessibility of black metal. The soundtrack is very good.

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

vm.tiktok.com/ZN8FSsWD2/ They really would love to see us wear pink triangles on our lapels. Nothing here to say he's a Reform voter, but you know he's a reform voter. Of all the legitimate reasons to go after Wes Streeting, this guy chooses his sexuality.

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TikTok - Make Your Day

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

At work yest and someone had Tattoo by Loreen as their ringer. Turned it off super quick and I was like "I can believe you stopped our Eurovision Queen midway through her chorus" The response? "What are you talking about, Eurovision? It's a dance song called Tattoo" The straights, man. No hope.

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

We've lost Dolly. We've lost Tim. We've now lost Peter. THE voice of Optimus Prime. We've lost Optimus Prime. RIP Peter Cullen. I think my childhood just died.

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Always makes me laugh that people who smoke the Devil's Lettuce don't realise how much everyone else knows, just by their pungent aroma. No issue with people smoking it, but jeez-oh

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Matt @tillallareone84.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Up with the larks today to meet George for breakfast because my whole residential area has been shut down for the Motherwell Marathon. Walk to Costa while I'm waiting for him. I'm here before Costa opens. The internal rage.

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