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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: As you can see from these texts, Christopher Robin has gone to “Skull”. Did he meet with the Skullasaurus while he was there? That’s fine, I think we’ve heard enough

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I woke up real tired I think I have ennui

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Daniel Thomas AKA Danny Tommo AKA Dan Tombola being described as a "professional roofer" just reminds me of this tweet

Aaron Burdette tweet from the old hellscape:
"Mario returns from another day of golfing, karting and tennis. "Did you do any plumbing today?" his wife asks. A hungry baby cries."

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Influence by dint of numbers is democracy, influence by dint of wealth is corruption. Fairly simple

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Sand is nature’s glitter inasmuch as you find it everywhere forever and it would be really annoying if a clown threw a bunch of it at you

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

lol, this is somehow the absolute worst cover up for one of the worst responses to one of the few genuine “where were you when Kennedy was shot” moments in our lifetime

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

definitely glasses off, asymmetry is the key to victory. This is not my weirdest face by far

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Downgrade a movie: The Borrowing of Pelham 123

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Gary: "I'm sure there's more important people you should be telling"

Screenshot of Bluesky's trending topics - "Gary, Indiana lacks power after storm"

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Cody Johnston (tearfully): Jonathan is... also here... *gestures at coffin*

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Stay safe by only looking at the part that is covered up

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

This reminds me of Associated Rediffusion which is such a badass sci-fi name for a globocorp but sadly got wasted as one of the franchise holders for ITV in the 50s

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Is it racist for my 8yo daughter to sing songs from Pocahontas? How loud is racist?

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

When memorialising Rod Liddle, we should remember you can’t defame the dead. You also can’t really defame a man who proudly displayed his worst impulses in the national press and called it a job. It’s like trying to do acupuncture to a cenobite

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

This is, of course, also applicable to politics

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Rod Liddle was named like an unpopular Fast Show character and behaved like an absurd Chris Morris character. That he was a real human being is an indictment of the British media establishment. If you eulogise him with anything other than sullen self-reflection then you have learned nothing

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

This looks purpose built for black bagging immigrants, ffs

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Matt Damon Odysseus: “ Hey, Hesperides, you like apples?!”

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Ok, I should probably fess up, I sold all these GOP reps fake "Olive Garden Black Cards" which they "use" to get unlimited breadsticks...

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

New Super Mario movie looks weird

Ronaldinho looking like someone punched Samuel L Jackson in the mouth. Madonna looking like Daphne and/or Celeste. Ronaldo looking like Kid and Play let themselves go

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

"When you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you. When you see two sets of footprints, it was when you'd put on a bit and it took two of us to carry you."

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Cinematrix doing me dirty today. I feel like Leo McGarry trying to do the crossword

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

George Lucas also thought it would be a good character quirk to make Indiana Jones an unrepentant paedophile. I’m sure Spielberg will have a word with him on this one too

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

If I were Faust, I would simply not make a deal with the devil, he seems like a really sketchy dude to be making deals with

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

You can tell a lot about a person by how they treat the aristocrat hunting them for sport

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Absolutely wild that they would kill Lindsey Graham rather than admit McConnell is dead

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

The Backrooms is just House of Leaves with the lights on

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

The only true meritocracy is Mjolnir

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The best way to describe Farage’s business model is instagram influencer who happens to work in politics not fitness supplements. He does just enough to keep in the media so he can get paid for endorsements. He can’t graduate to podcaster because all the episodes would sound the same

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Now Farage has resigned, how are the people of Clacton supposed to tell the difference?

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Happy “cutting ties with those mad Yankees” day!

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Canonically, the Minions were out of action from 1812 to 1968. Here's a big list of world events with lowkey Minion vibes that are still on the table: /thread

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I wish I was a little bit German I wish I was a merman I wish I had a horse who was Norse called Herman I wish I could write Bollywood scores without pause, win awards like RD Burman

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised by this rather… generous review from Rowan Williams, but it does serve more as a frustrating reminder of his tenure as Archbishop than have anything useful to say about the VP www.theguardian.com/books/2026/j...

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Communion by JD Vance review – a strange, poignant book about faith and the modern world

JD Vance’s Christian vision is thoughtful – but impossible to square with the political company he keeps

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

To the tune of Eleanor Rigby: 🎶 Pony accountant April’s approaching but you’re still here counting away Tax exempt hay🎶

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

How many tens would the top ten top if the top ten could top ten?

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Burnham should call a GE as soon as he's leader, but only because it would be hilarious to watch the Tories try to run one with Kemi in charge

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

To the tune of Eleanor Rigby: 🎶 Yearly appraisal Trying to fill in his paperwork but he's a car KITT's in HR 🎶

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Literal pogroms in Belfast, stirred up by Farage, Yaxley-Lennon etc. Appreciate it's decades in the making but, either Starmer does something about it or he accepts his ignominious place on the timeline of the UK's decent into fascism

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Can we all shut up about two tier policing and instead talk about two tier reporting, that treats every white death as a tragedy and every brown death as a statistic?

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Scott Bessent looks like what if the bug from Men In Black climbed into Barry Bostwick instead of Vincent D’Onofrio

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Matt Goodwin is just Temu Douglas Murray, although that’s a bit like saying I’d rather get dysentery than plain old diarrhoea

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

This is what happens when you let Claude play Roblox on your iPad

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Clive Lewis MP @labourlewis.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Privatised water is such an obvious scam that it's achieved the impossible: getting 82% of Brits to agree on something. The only issue to score higher was the public’s desire for Tony Blair to stick to retirement.

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Michael Myers Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

What’s the difference between a thruppence and the host of Only Connect pretending to be an old timey gangster? One’s Victorian currency The other’s Victoria Coren, see?

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