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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 10/09/2026

✉️ Latest Vmail is currently heading out with our updates & your feedback vole.wtf/vmail/

From: jake j
Subj: that crossword
IS IMPOSSIBLE you made sh** up

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 06/08/2026

Happy birthday to us! 7 years ago today the nonsense that is vole.wtf went live

A crisp sandwich with a single lit candle in it

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 19/03/2026

✉️ A new Vmail just went out, featuring our replies to subscribers’ queries, oh and Boris the cat vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...

From: Dingo
Subj: Boris the cat
Here is my dear cat Boris. He is hateful and full of greed.

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 02/02/2026

🛑 We’re nothing if not stubborn, so we’ve updated the world’s leading Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot fansite with some new images stopormy.mom

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 10/12/2025

GANksy and This MP Does Not Exist are still there, they used neural networks we trained from scratch (rather than hoovering up the entire internet then typing a prompt) Here’s our AI content policy, we were one of the first (if not THE first) sites to have a public-facing one: vole.wtf/blah/#ai

AI Content Policy

GANksy and This MP Does Not Exist were created with machine learning models trained only on content we supplied (no prompting, no hoovering up the entire internet). We’ve also used automatic transcription for video subtitles.

We occasionally commission work (illustration, music, voice acting) to bring a project to life with a specific person’s unique talent and unexpected ideas; AI will never be used to replace that or our own creativity.

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 05/12/2025

🚀 To recreate the kind of program an ’80s kid would type into a display computer in a shop, type the code in the image below into a text/code editor, all on one line, then save as demo.html & double-click to open in browser vole.wtf/doctype/

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 04/12/2025

🚀 We’re STILL getting people asking for a PDF/download of DOCTYPE even though the page makes our stance on the matter very clear vole.wtf/doctype/#faq

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 03/12/2025

🚀 You don’t need any coding experience to enjoy our fun/ridiculous* type-in magazine, there’s a beginners’ guide and we point out any tricky bits of typing for each program vole.wtf/doctype/ *delete as applicable

Bookerfly page showing some code, intro and “Typing tips” bit

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 19/11/2025

It’s possible the repeating gradient is too small or subtle to notice depending on how display’s configured Anyway, glad it’s working!

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 12/11/2025

✉️ A Vmail update went out at lunchtime, sign up if you want to hear about our latest projects and/or see us fend off complaints vole.wtf/vmail/

Image showing Scunthorpe Sans blocking a swear word but not various other terms, followed by “It doesn't blur out these curse words.”
The reply: “Sysadmin: all of those words have non-sweary uses! We also omitted various highly offensive terms, it's just a joke project”

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 26/10/2025

🥪 Aaaand that was #CrispSandwichDay 2025! Here’s one more round-up of last night’s sarnies, thanks to everyone who celebrated and shared their pics vole.wtf/crisp-sandwi...

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 25/10/2025

🥪 #CrispSandwichDay afternoon round-up vole.wtf/crisp-sandwi...

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 25/10/2025

🥪 Some of your delicious lunchtime #CrispSandwichDay sandwiches, credits on the site: vole.wtf/crisp-sandwi...

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 25/10/2025

🥪 We’ve started the day with a sandwich (crinkle cut cheese & onion), hopefully many of you out there are doing the same

Crinkle cut cheese & onion in brown bread accompanied by a coffee in the official mug

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 17/10/2025

🥪 Just over a week to go until Crisp Sandwich Day! @theshirkersrest.bsky.social has been a great supporter of it, if you’re in London do pop along on the 25th for a drink and a crisp sandwich (free bread/spread/sauces), their upstairs crisp event has already sold out though vole.wtf/crisp-sandwi...

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 28/08/2025

💰 RedBubble took 60% of our “profit margin” in “fees”, so we’ve moved our gift shop somewhere less money-grabbing vole.wtf/gift-shop/

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 26/08/2025

✉️ A new Vmail is plopping into subscribers' inboxes vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...

From: Confused Vmailer
Subj: Matt Round in way too many newspapers

Why do Matt Round's segments appear in every newspaper while others may not appear, it's not fair! It's time for REVOLUTION! AHHHH!

Sysadmin note: it gives him something harmless to do instead of wandering the streets bothering people

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 18/07/2025

✉️ Vmail inbox 70 is trudging towards subscribers’ inboxes like a zombie that’s only mildly peckish for brains It features surely the most contentious post in Vmail history vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...

What is your favourite music artist?
Mine is the Red Hot Chili Peppers!

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 15/07/2025

🛑 StopOrMy.Mom blog update: stopormy.mom/blog/#post14

Jason and Paul from HDTGM (their photoshop, not ours)

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 18/06/2025

🐷 WOW, Brennan Falch has 3D-printed a Styscraper board game, complete with multi-coloured items & rulebook, amazing work

A tall stack of 3D-printed Styscraper items

All the pieces, dozens of them in different colours

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 11/06/2025

✉️ Vmail inbox no. 69 is on its way to subscribers, fingers crossed Gmail doesn’t dump this one into Spam vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...

From: fluffymitten
Subj: Re: Re: world takeover
"World domination is overrated. Far to much admin."
I saw this comment and thought, "that's a very sensible statement". Then I realised that I had made it. Glad to see I managed to agree with myself.

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 05/06/2025

🎁 Our gift shop is now live! Includes Styscraper fridge magnets, Dog Poo Golf mugs, and all sorts of other novelty tat vole.wtf/gift-shop/

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 03/06/2025

🛑 Another item added to our collection: stopormy.mom/blog/#post10

Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot UK rental VHS

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 28/05/2025

✉️ We’ve fired out a new Vmail featuring a cryptozoology breakthrough vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...

From: anonymous
Subj: SAW THE LOCH NESS MONSTER
(grainy b&w image of sea with a blob in it)
WASN'T IN LOCH NESS SO IT MUSTVE ESCAPED!!!

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 15/04/2025

✉️ Another Vmail just went out, the usual mix of nonsense and broken dreams vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...

Vmail post with subject line "Hey, can you just change this subject to RED and make the font color RED if possible please" in black text, an image of a red rectangle, and "RED" in black text

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 11/04/2025

💀 We decided to make our 404 error page more exciting Which option will you choose..? vole.wtf/404/

404: Page Not Found
Go to home page
Join the skeleton disco

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 07/04/2025

✉️ Vmail No. 66 has gone out to subscribers, another feast of delicious high-quality content vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...

Screenshot of fax.vole.wtf showing an Amstrad e-mailer then:

I found this page at fax.vole.wtf, i saw silly link in email conf and found this page, what does it mean, maybe we will never know, Maybe sisadmin will tell us Maybe the sun will explode tomorrow, Maybe

Sysadmin note: this is the hardware Vmail runs on, kindly donated by Sir Alan Sugar

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 13/03/2025

🛑 StopOrMy.Mom blog update: stopormy.mom/blog/#post9

Back of Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot Japanese LaserDisc

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 06/03/2025

✉️ Vmail no. 65 has gone out, featuring the usual jumble of subscribers’ “eccentric” content vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...

"Visited nature reserve they handed out a map and circled area to warn us about a man wearing owl mask seen sitting in trees ?!!"

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 06/03/2025

🐷 Some of you have struggled with the wide variety of items in #Styscraper , so we made Comfy Mode! Just add a # hash symbol to the URL followed by COMFY then reload vole.wtf/styscraper/

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 17/02/2025

🎮 Dog Poo Golf now has game controller support! vole.wtf/dog-poo-golf/ (in some browsers the controller won’t activate audio, so you may have to tap mouse/screen/key once)

Game controller held up in front of Dog Poo Golf title screen

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 30/01/2025

♟️ Fancy a lunchtime chess challenge? See if your brain can defeat this tiny 1KB JavaScript engine vole.wtf/kilobytes-ga...

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 29/01/2025

🧱 Our legally-safe don't-mention-the-T-word falling-blocks game DayBrix is still churning out a different challenge every day vole.wtf/daybrix/

Wavy Wednesday screenshot with blocks spelling out "29 Jan"

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 24/12/2024

⚡️ A reminder that tomorrow arcc will get NEW STUFF to mark its 1st anniversary, including strategy game Nova Britannia Make sure you log in, doubt you’ve got anything better to do...

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 23/12/2024

✉️ Vmail has reached EIGHT THOUSAND subscribers! 🎉 We’re currently sending out the latest batch of nonsense vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...

Vmail screenshot
Subj: xmas tip
if you leave out a christmas stocking with a pentagram on it you get presents from satan instead

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 26/11/2024

✉️ Vmail no. 63 just went out to subscribers. It’s even more bewildering than usual, we’ve lost track of all the cults, kingdoms and overlords. Anyway, apparently William is nice

From: Happy Dog :D
Subj: My crush

Because everyone at my school would tell everyone at my school who I like, I need to tell someone. This is completely annonymised. I would like to say that my crush is named William. He's really nice and sweet. He's also super cute. Thats it though.

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 26/10/2024

🥪 Huge thanks to everyone who celebrated #CrispSandwichDay yesterday and shared their pics. See you next year! vole.wtf/crisp-sandwi...

Collage of people's crisp sandwich photos

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 25/10/2024

Our site has special US detection to help Americans confused about #CrispSandwichDay (we're not changing the hashtag though) vole.wtf/crisp-sandwi...

Crisp Sandwich Day page screenshot with added "U.S. translation: potato chip"

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 25/10/2024

A reminder that you can still get #CrispSandwichDay T-shirts in 3 flavours (profits to charity) appareloflaughs.co.uk/product/cris... and the official mug (no profit margin set) www.redbubble.com/i/mug/Crisp-...

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 23/10/2024

🥪 In need of #CrispSandwichDay inspiration…? (wichspiration? crispiration?) Our ButtyStock library has a whopping 612 photos, videos, illustrations and 3D models vole.wtf/buttystock/

Crisps in white bread with drizzle and garnish

Entire brown loaf filled with crinkle-cut crisps

Roll containing French Fries alongside a pink rose

Three birthday candles on a white crisp sandwich

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 22/10/2024

Sadly we don‘t have October 25th to ourselves, #CrispSandwichDay is competing for attention with…

Global Champagne Day
Frankenstein Friday
National Breadstick Day
Nevada Day
Punk For A Day Day
National I Care About You Day
World Lemur Day
World Opera Day
National Greasy Foods Day
World Pasta Day
International Artist Day
National Fine Art Appreciation Day
Sourest Day
Bandana Day
National Chucky Day
National Pharmacy Buyer Day

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 15/10/2024

🔫👵🏻 Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot press brochure added to the fansite stopormy.mom/blog/#post8

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 15/10/2024

🥪 Yet again, The Shirker’s Rest in SE London is proudly supporting #CrispSandwichDay . Get yourself down there on the 25th for free bread and spread to combine with their range of crisps and snacks vole.wtf/crisp-sandwi...

Events board listing International Crisp Sandwich Day on Friday 25th October

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 25/09/2024

🥪 Only ONE MONTH til #CrispSandwichDay ! We’ve analysed your 4,400 pledges of support to find the most popular crisp flavours: vole.wtf/crisp-sandwi...

Most popular flavours, in descending order: Barbecue, Sour Cream & Onion, Ready Salted, Salt & Vinegar, Cheese, Hot/Spicy, Cheese & Onion, Chicken, Prawn Cocktail, Pickle

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 20/09/2024

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ Don't let this happen to you, set daily alarms to remind you to play DayBrix vole.wtf/daybrix/

I lost my streak :(

Despite the problems i've had with this game about stacking bricks and then getting angry when i don't get the long piece, it is always fun doing the daily challenge... I FORGOT TO DO IT YESTERDAY!!!

HOW COULD I FORGET!!?? STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!!! PLEASE SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW OR WHY I COULD'VE FORGOTTEN SUCH A VITEL PART OF MY DAILY PLANS!!!? I AM SO UPSET, I AM MORE THAN UPSET, AAAAAARRURUUGHHH

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 13/09/2024

✉️ Vmail 61 is slithering up through the sewers and into subscribers’ inboxes as we write this vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 04/09/2024

🥪 Only around 7 weeks to go until Crisp Sandwich Day! How are you going to celebrate? We’d love to see more pubs/cafés/workplaces involved, do let us know your plans (a crisp sandwich delivery service would be particularly great) vole.wtf/crisp-sandwi...

Collage of pics from Crisp Sandwich Day 2023

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