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doing one long exposure therapy experiment on myself | they/he

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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
everyone thinks new yorkers don't shut up about bodegas but wait until you hear one talk about the tap water
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Liz @trashkitten.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Nature is healing
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Denny • Shin (シン) Grungler @dennywhere.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
I believe that nickels being bigger and thicker than dimes despite containing less spending power implies they are herbivorous prey and dimes are predators. Dimes' side ridges are likely used for hunting and defense.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If guys are getting interested in video games I've yet to see it tbh, I've only ever met a few guys who were into games and half of them turned out to be girls even then
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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a vampire 🦇 @dayla.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
probably feels so good for clothes to be tumble dried on low
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
big spoon this, little spoon that. you know what fits together most perfectly? two identical spoons
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
that one egg was 40 eggs?
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
sometimes you turn someone down because you don't want to date another content creator and then they make an instagram reel about it. bullet undodgable
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i’m julia barnacle, proud owner of a 12 foot tall skeleton @ladycelery.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
i wish i was a little bit smaller i wish i was in squalor i wish i had a crumb of some gouda, i’d gnaw her wish i was a rabbit in a hat, but a rat i’m a certified crawler
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
if you marry the baker boy he'll have a cannoli in his hand (????)
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
uh ohhhhhhh I have a crush and I just put on a Lana Del Rey album
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
a comrade is just a friend you haven't fucked yet. or whatever the saying is
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
some of you need to spend more time discussing things you enjoy and describing why you enjoyed it. like at least 75:25 I think. if you are aiming to avoid killing your selfs
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
sometimes you get scared that there's a bug on your plate but it turns out it's the reflection of the ceiling fan spinning above the table
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
duck duck goose is reverse musical chairs
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
yesterday I went for a run & saw a squirrel eating chips & I went to the gay coffee shop & I coworked with a friend & I walked 10 miles & I played volleyball at the park & we played duck duck goose & I saw a cool beetle & I looked at Venus w/ a telescope & went to a dinner party & kissed a cute girl
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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Welcome to Taskmaster!!! Would you like to play a game?
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
oh how I love having a little crush. I shan't learn anything more about her
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
nyc is so fun this week it's like one big summer camp
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
sometimes your landlord is standing behind you making comments about your egg cooking technique. and that's normal
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I have one billion emails and one trillion chores to do
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
when are gay people going to get over this clown phase. it's been like a year. everyone is a clown now. can we pick a new hobby
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
boy hole stream. come quick
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 25/05/2026
[used: 1x ‘potion that makes you say hell yeah’] me: hell yeah
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
huge news. someone is trying to learn hot cross buns on the tuba outside my window
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
guys I went to see I Love Boosters today and it was so fun. looney toons ass film. so much to look at. many laughs. plz go see
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
just noticed I have a little bit of spicy mustard on my shirt. real old head blunder. vintage embarrassing moment type shit. throwback bumbling fool vibes
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marie @muhree.ing · 20/05/2026
(misremembering the phrase "chewed out") yeah my boss ate me out in front of everyone yesterday
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
eating an entire chopped salad kit in one sitting.... can't be beat....
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
improperly thawing meat from the freezer just to feel something
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I kind of lowkey do consider this girl I'm dating to be like a muse
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
sometimes you're having a really bad day and then the landlord shows up to cut a hole in your wall
bathroom with a drop cloth protecting sink and mirror cabinet. there's a hole in the wall. so much wall stuffing coming out. Big mess
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
it's good to walk around outside because you'll usually see an animal or at least a plant
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
every book should be $5. and a movie ticket should be $10
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
every good outfit is a little bit ugly
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
sometimes you have to blow your nose into a receipt
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
she litter in my public til I misdemeanor
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
it's anime as fuck out here rn guys
a pic of my legs and feet standing on a bunch of cherry blossom petals on the sidewalk
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
two weeks ago I saw a salamander in the cemetery
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
fighting for my freaking life trying not to fall asleep on the train five stops from home at 1am pleeeeeeease it's rocking me to sleep
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
oh fuck I forgot to cultivate a skill over years of practice
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
started taking T now girls are stealing my hoodies and biting me... wat da hell... the turntables
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
me yesterday when I ordered a burger and ate it and then ordered another burger and ate it
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
FIRST PERSON TO DISCOVER LAKES: *soaking wet* ok i guess we have to go around it
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
68 days on T good news I no longer have dry skin. bad news. The Grease
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
save me Pile Of Halal Food
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
been really in the mood to hear a saxophone lately. many songs with saxophone in my playlists. many times I'm hearing a song and think it would be good with saxophone
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
dating two girls is really cutting into my staring at the wall time
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finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
yesterday on the train a man turned all the way around to sneeze on me and then apologized and turned back. why did you apologize. if it was premeditated
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