finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026everyone thinks new yorkers don't shut up about bodegas but wait until you hear one talk about the tap water 191
Reposted by finnDenny • Shin (シン) Grungler @dennywhere.bsky.social · 31/08/2024I believe that nickels being bigger and thicker than dimes despite containing less spending power implies they are herbivorous prey and dimes are predators. Dimes' side ridges are likely used for hunting and defense. 7455107
Reposted by finnUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If guys are getting interested in video games I've yet to see it tbh, I've only ever met a few guys who were into games and half of them turned out to be girls even then 2332491184
finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026my electric company either says nothing or if they really want to say something they just say it 000
finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026was there a marketing professional bailout jobs program or some shit why are they doing that 210
Reposted by finn✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026 2160724847
Reposted by finna vampire 🦇 @dayla.bsky.social · 07/08/2026probably feels so good for clothes to be tumble dried on low 0141
finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 07/08/2026big spoon this, little spoon that. you know what fits together most perfectly? two identical spoons 0110
finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 26/07/2026my landlord keeps texting me and coming over every 3-4 days because he wants to fix the bathroom before the next guy moves in. ok but I still live here 240
finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 21/07/2026sometimes you turn someone down because you don't want to date another content creator and then they make an instagram reel about it. bullet undodgable 260
Reposted by finni’m julia barnacle, proud owner of a 12 foot tall skeleton @ladycelery.bsky.social · 18/07/2026i wish i was a little bit smaller i wish i was in squalor i wish i had a crumb of some gouda, i’d gnaw her wish i was a rabbit in a hat, but a rat i’m a certified crawler 1294
finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 09/07/2026if you marry the baker boy he'll have a cannoli in his hand (????) 040
finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 05/07/2026uh ohhhhhhh I have a crush and I just put on a Lana Del Rey album 1100
finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 02/07/2026a comrade is just a friend you haven't fucked yet. or whatever the saying is 020
finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 02/07/2026some of you need to spend more time discussing things you enjoy and describing why you enjoyed it. like at least 75:25 I think. if you are aiming to avoid killing your selfs 040
finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 02/07/2026sometimes you get scared that there's a bug on your plate but it turns out it's the reflection of the ceiling fan spinning above the table 060
finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 20/06/2026oh yeah yesterday I made plans to walk to the Empire State Building on the 29th or 30th depending on the weather 150
finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 20/06/2026well I made a friend and then this girl I've been seeing picked me up and we talked in her car until 2am and then I went to bed and then I woke up and I went to the gym and then I took a nap and now I'm going to see a movie 150
finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 20/06/2026yesterday I went for a run & saw a squirrel eating chips & I went to the gay coffee shop & I coworked with a friend & I walked 10 miles & I played volleyball at the park & we played duck duck goose & I saw a cool beetle & I looked at Venus w/ a telescope & went to a dinner party & kissed a cute girl 1100
Reposted by finnMossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Welcome to Taskmaster!!! Would you like to play a game? 222342838
finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I once was on a medication that prevented nightmares BUT also made me feel like I was about to pee myself the entire time I was falling asleep 020
finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 11/06/2026oh how I love having a little crush. I shan't learn anything more about her 160
finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 11/06/2026the vibe every single day is "and imagine if he dies. that would be so good" 060
finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 10/06/2026sometimes your landlord is standing behind you making comments about your egg cooking technique. and that's normal 160
finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 07/06/2026sorry to everybody's pets but sometimes I really wish having a dog would go out of fashion and/or be illegal 040
finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 02/06/2026no bc if you don't already have 50000 clowns over there you're actually on the cutting edge and you should do it. it's like a pyramid scheme situation 110
finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 02/06/2026it's kind of like when the straights all got into axe throwing or pickleball 050
finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 02/06/2026if you don't know what I'm talking about please understand the nyc queers are taking one clown workshop and then starting their own clown workshops. there are multiple queer clown groups and many regular gay clown events. we're at maximum clown saturation rn 2100
finn @vndvm.bsky.social · 02/06/2026when are gay people going to get over this clown phase. it's been like a year. everyone is a clown now. can we pick a new hobby 3100
Reposted by finnslop enjoyer @slop.guru · 25/05/2026[used: 1x ‘potion that makes you say hell yeah’] me: hell yeah 12528100
