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Virtua Stiva

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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 17h
He goes onto those “pick 3 albums” shows and rattles off nonsensical jazz stupidity and obscure Santana albums. Of course he was a dodgy cunt
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hope he’s furious enough to play some proper midfielders on Saturday
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Jaissle in Red Bull Fraudster shocker. He’ll be sacked by February
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Someone needs to tell Sky that 90% of the country really don’t give that much of a fuck about this Man City saga. Come out of the bubble and realise that everyone thinks the rules that have been broken are a crock of shit anyway
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
First one that comes to mind is Line of Duty. Genuinely gripping for the first couple of years before descending into badly written and badly acted nonsense
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gordon showing that high IQ by not playing in Lewis Hall with an easy pass on the overlap and going inside then backwards. You wouldn’t get it, maaaaan
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Would absolutely love to understand the hold that Fleabag has on Americans.
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Have a feeling that this will obviously rumble on for a while yet but it’ll be because Man City attempt to go scorched earth on the rest of them. More exciting than watching Arsenal at least
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rockstar positioning GTA as a lifestyle/streetwear/cultural drop first and a video game second is wild
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why has this random French restaurant inside my Mexican All Inc got an approximation of the Crimson/Red album cover?!
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Marty Meany @martinmeany.goosed.ie · 20/09/2026
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mother Fuckin’ Pardo reminded me of Almiron’s relentless pressing today. Combine that with Willock looking like his 22/23 self, we just Joelinton back on the steroids and we might win the lot
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
youtu.be/fWRgHVamt7g?...
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Prefab Sprout - Bonny
YouTube video by Eduardo Franco Ocnarfeara
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who is who
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think Sky secretly love when Man United have one of these moments because they can devote fucking hours of airtime to yet another autopsy
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Screenshot of a Korean guy doing a video guide to the Geordie dialect. He’s saying the phrase “I’m ganna get mortal”, a phrase which signals the user’s intention to get really, really drunk.
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This doesn’t work @MattyJazzle
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Would be good if that little goatee wearing cunt spent his goal bonus on crack and spent the rest of his days destitute on the street, piping off blokes for cider money
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@nigetassell.bsky.social Truly Gifted Kids casting a shadow on Mexico
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Newcastle United weren’t very good there but, after three late goals conceded in a row, Bournemouth will now have to worry about that every single week and can never, ever relax unless they’re 2/3 goals in front. Now they’ll now how I felt last season
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Turn 36 tomorrow and life still throws surprises. Like that new Olivia Rodrigo album actually being class?
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Cars and Girls on the GTAVI soundtrack. Confirmed Game of the Generation
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Released two days before I was. Did it influence my mother to call me Jordan? Let’s say yes
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Jaissle is going to uppercut a referee at some point this season and I’ll be a hypocrite if I said I won’t be fully supporting him
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Nige Tassell @nigetassell.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Increasingly obsessed by this lesser-heard Sprouts song. The closest Paddy ever got to his inner early-80s Macca. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWfH...
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Girl I'm Here - Prefab Sprout
YouTube video by mayraharket Harket
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Any chance we can tell Gary Neville to stop blowing directly into his microphone, the boring bastard
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Can someone get Coventry to decide if they want a striped top or not? Howay, lads
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Time to get Ross the Boss clocking in the overtime to get some new lads in
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Gung-ho attacking is all well and good but might need to work on some defensive shape in the next week or so
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
According to Romano, we’ve approached and been knocked back by Hojberg in the space of an hour. Why does anyone still take that absolute charlatan seriously?
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Deke Fanboy (welcome back lad!) @sjbrewer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Awkward moment in the Brazilian top flight: Coritiba player falls into a tunnel celebrating against Chapecoense, only for the goal to be ruled out for offside
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bruno can join the pantheon of rat bastards for me. Take your AI script and ram it up your shitpipe
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Can we all agree to not call him “MJ”
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Cautiously optimistic about Matty Jostler but if Hopkinson can just stay silent, it would be appreciated. “Newcastle United 2.0” ffs
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Sack the board (unironic)
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Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"It's called Newcastle United summer 2026 T, it's when the club sell all the best players and replace them with unproven, promising youth and get a new manager but don't say anything about for like a week or some shit, I'm serious." #NUFC
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Newcastle United have lost the best manager they’ve had in 50+ years, three of their best players, and now their captain and talisman. No new training ground or stadium is planned, but tonight they’re holding an interactive workshop to discuss tweaks to the club crest. Never change, United.
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
#NUFC
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Starting to think this new Newcastle gaffer is a figment of my imagination
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Adamf2384 @adamf2384.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Nick Pope meeting the new lad. "You're Lukas Hornicek?" "Yes" "You play in goal? "Yes" "I play in goal too" "So?" "Well, do you run out of the box at random and at best shank the ball into the crowd, at worst get sent off for something daft?" "No"
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
We’ll never have it so good again. Cheers, King Eddie
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Eddie Howe is a Newcastle United legend and I sadly think that it’ll never get better than it did under him. Cheers, gaffer
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sure there’ll be a sensible reaction to all of that from the online Newcastle fanbase tonight
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
When Botman comes out for the second half, someone needs to remember to take that fridge off his back
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Sean Seanson @seanseanson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
POV: you're in a spanish arcade in the year 1999
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Video Game History Foundation @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
New in our digital archive: We're taking you back to E3 like you've never experienced it. Explore thousands of pages of ephemera and nearly 24 hours of video from the history of the Electronic Entertainment Expo Read more: gamehistory.org/e3-history/
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Revisit E3 Like You've Never Seen it Before
YouTube video by The Video Game History Foundation
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Brilliant scenes at full time. Paredes swinging haymakers capped off one of the worst WC final performances I’ve ever seen from an individual player. He was fucking shocking
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Americans quest to turn everything into Wrestlemania has reached its nadir here
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