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Virtua Stiva

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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 19h
He goes onto those “pick 3 albums” shows and rattles off nonsensical jazz stupidity and obscure Santana albums. Of course he was a dodgy cunt
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hope he’s furious enough to play some proper midfielders on Saturday
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wonder if he gets himself interviewed on Saturday live on Sky after that shit
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Jaissle in Red Bull Fraudster shocker. He’ll be sacked by February
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And the country is not, and will never be, “certainly with Liverpool today” Jamie
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Someone needs to tell Sky that 90% of the country really don’t give that much of a fuck about this Man City saga. Come out of the bubble and realise that everyone thinks the rules that have been broken are a crock of shit anyway
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
First one that comes to mind is Line of Duty. Genuinely gripping for the first couple of years before descending into badly written and badly acted nonsense
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gordon showing that high IQ by not playing in Lewis Hall with an easy pass on the overlap and going inside then backwards. You wouldn’t get it, maaaaan
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Would absolutely love to understand the hold that Fleabag has on Americans.
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Have a feeling that this will obviously rumble on for a while yet but it’ll be because Man City attempt to go scorched earth on the rest of them. More exciting than watching Arsenal at least
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rockstar positioning GTA as a lifestyle/streetwear/cultural drop first and a video game second is wild
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Someone get me in touch with Martin and, in course, Paddy McAloon so I can get to the bottom of this and definitely not just go for a pint with Paddy McAloon in Witton Gilbert
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why has this random French restaurant inside my Mexican All Inc got an approximation of the Crimson/Red album cover?!
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Marty Meany @martinmeany.goosed.ie · 20/09/2026
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mother Fuckin’ Pardo reminded me of Almiron’s relentless pressing today. Combine that with Willock looking like his 22/23 self, we just Joelinton back on the steroids and we might win the lot
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
youtu.be/fWRgHVamt7g?...
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Prefab Sprout - Bonny
YouTube video by Eduardo Franco Ocnarfeara
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bellend as a player and a bellend of a manager. No surprise really
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Genuinely worrying. Always had the feeling that the insane run of form last year was staving off the inevitable but fuck me
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ridiculous what’s going on there. Might as well just give it the old Sunday League go and let the players manage things on the pitch at this rate
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who is who
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think Sky secretly love when Man United have one of these moments because they can devote fucking hours of airtime to yet another autopsy
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YeahCheersMate @yeahcheersmate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Screenshot of a Korean guy doing a video guide to the Geordie dialect. He’s saying the phrase “I’m ganna get mortal”, a phrase which signals the user’s intention to get really, really drunk.
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just play a three man midfield and you’ve got our number tbh
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This doesn’t work @MattyJazzle
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Would be good if that little goatee wearing cunt spent his goal bonus on crack and spent the rest of his days destitute on the street, piping off blokes for cider money
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@nigetassell.bsky.social Truly Gifted Kids casting a shadow on Mexico
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Please link this on Friday. I want to Watch It. Share It. Challenge It.
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We know the feeling from a Bournemouth POV. Keep conceding late goals and the nerves never settle, from pitch to stands. It becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Newcastle United weren’t very good there but, after three late goals conceded in a row, Bournemouth will now have to worry about that every single week and can never, ever relax unless they’re 2/3 goals in front. Now they’ll now how I felt last season
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Turn 36 tomorrow and life still throws surprises. Like that new Olivia Rodrigo album actually being class?
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Cars and Girls on the GTAVI soundtrack. Confirmed Game of the Generation
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Released two days before I was. Did it influence my mother to call me Jordan? Let’s say yes
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Jaissle is going to uppercut a referee at some point this season and I’ll be a hypocrite if I said I won’t be fully supporting him
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Nige Tassell @nigetassell.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Increasingly obsessed by this lesser-heard Sprouts song. The closest Paddy ever got to his inner early-80s Macca. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWfH...
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Girl I'm Here - Prefab Sprout
YouTube video by mayraharket Harket
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Not as funny today, must admit
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Any chance we can tell Gary Neville to stop blowing directly into his microphone, the boring bastard
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
At least you’ve had some standout performers. Botman has been running around the pitch like he’s concussed
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hope you’re right about Isak but I have a feeling he’ll terrorise Botman today
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’m never impressed with Crystal Palace’s crack, to be fair
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Can’t be going from one season plain blue to one season blue and white stripes. It’s just not on
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Can someone get Coventry to decide if they want a striped top or not? Howay, lads
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Time to get Ross the Boss clocking in the overtime to get some new lads in
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Gung-ho attacking is all well and good but might need to work on some defensive shape in the next week or so
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
According to Romano, we’ve approached and been knocked back by Hojberg in the space of an hour. Why does anyone still take that absolute charlatan seriously?
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Deke Fanboy (welcome back lad!) @sjbrewer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Awkward moment in the Brazilian top flight: Coritiba player falls into a tunnel celebrating against Chapecoense, only for the goal to be ruled out for offside
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bruno can join the pantheon of rat bastards for me. Take your AI script and ram it up your shitpipe
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Can we all agree to not call him “MJ”
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Virtua Stiva @virtuastiva.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Cautiously optimistic about Matty Jostler but if Hopkinson can just stay silent, it would be appreciated. “Newcastle United 2.0” ffs
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