Reposted by FloraHampus Flink 🐷💢 @hampus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Jesus was protecting a woman from being hurt when he said that 211426
Flora @virtualmeowmeow.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I’ve held several bibles! Usually when moving them from hotel drawers to put my actual items there on family trips. And I bet through even that little contact I have better understanding of the philosophy of the religion than most of its so called “followers”. Jesus taught tolerance. 161
Flora @virtualmeowmeow.bsky.social · 07/06/2026CEO of Gay, I think pride month should be somewhat earlier or somewhat later in the year, for those of us prone to heat sickness. Thank you 051
Reposted by FloraDeval 『CEO of Girl Kissing』🔞 @deval.gay · 11/05/2026Alright lets see if I can save money by avoiding buying a new mini monitor and instead building this fucking contraption. 3122
Flora @virtualmeowmeow.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I’m a journalist also btw just because I post something someone else said doesn’t mean I’m posting it as evidence, its all circumstantial you shouldn’t take anything I say as truth obvs cmon only an idiot would’ve thought that a journalist would post things they believe are credible 120
Flora @virtualmeowmeow.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I saw on twitter that apparently Santa’s been real the whole time he’s just been chilling in Florida in a condo. Anyway, I’m gonna tell everyone about this before I do literally anything to confirm! 2114
Flora @virtualmeowmeow.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Its so sad, the fish knife I ordered arrived today but I didn’t pick it up before the post office closed. Fuck my fishless chungus life 000
Flora @virtualmeowmeow.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Thinking of that time I was sent to have a transvaginal ultrasound but then when I went to that appointment they didn’t do it and instead only did the external ultrasound because I was a virgin. So my doctor had to send me off AGAIN and hope this time they’d actually get the needed information. 020
Reposted by FloraGreg Pryjmachuk @minskworks.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?” Me (indie dev in this economy): “Best I can do is sentient tofu.” 10966321867
Flora @virtualmeowmeow.bsky.social · 14/09/2025I dont know who needs to hear this but it does not take five minutes to caramelize onions 120
Flora @virtualmeowmeow.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Val keeps putting monsters all over the place to try and get me to react to them :c 030
Reposted by FloraThe Reel Jon 🦌🎬🇵🇸🇸🇩🇸🇸🇺🇦 @thereeljon.cryptoanarchy.network · 03/07/2025Posted this as a reply to someone else's skeet, but it bears repeating: "cancellation" and "cancel culture" was only ever about people facing the consequences of their actions, and every step to fight it was to say "no, I shouldn't have to face consequences for this." 28128
Flora @virtualmeowmeow.bsky.social · 03/07/2025If someone was constantly saying nazi shit I simply wouldn't be their friend. 14510
Reposted by FloraDeval 『CEO of Girl Kissing』🔞 @deval.gay · 09/01/2025*PAT PAT PAT* GET COMFY! GET COMFY! *PAT PAT PAT* 2133
Reposted by FloraJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 27/12/2024so I tried that “just don’t sleep” method for making my 6 am flight and folks you’re not going to believe this but I’m physically seeing the horse that’s destined to kill me in 14 years 123103561130
Flora @virtualmeowmeow.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Not to be a cat but i could really go for a whole fish right now 130
Reposted by Floraonion person @junlper.beer · 04/12/2024the left needs to stop making fun of the united health CEOs assassination, you might alienate the crucial health insurance billionaire voting demographic 898540872
Reposted by FloraSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 28/11/2024imo movies should only contain sex scenes if they further the plot 12196071016
Flora @virtualmeowmeow.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I buy Atlyss and it immediately calls me out for having no game??? What the hell??? 051
Reposted by Flora🔞Seppy The Seal | (They/Them) | Local Weediatician🌿 @seppytheseal.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Sorry, can’t go black Friday shopping, I gotta stay home and jerk off my penis 1274
Reposted by Floraonion person @junlper.beer · 27/11/2024they wouldn’t put viruses in raw milk if we weren’t supposed to drink it 333025104
Reposted by FloraBug Enthusiast 🐝❤️ @idolomantises.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Angel's Dilemma 9014555996
Flora @virtualmeowmeow.bsky.social · 24/11/2024there are issues with releasing doves or other flying birds at weddings, but has anyone considered rockhopper penguins? 151
Reposted by FloraDeval 『CEO of Girl Kissing』🔞 @deval.gay · 27/10/2024I’ve hired this cat to yell at you! 🎨: @mxbeck.bsky.social 082
