Flora @virtualmeowmeow.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I think we should ban orange clothing, punishable by jail time 010 0
Flora @virtualmeowmeow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Wait did I bring up anything about thursday injection gang 120 0
Reposted by FloraHampus Flink 🐷💢 @hampus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Jesus was protecting a woman from being hurt when he said that 211426 0
Flora @virtualmeowmeow.bsky.social · 07/07/2026And would disapprove of calling an individual reminding you of your own faith’s teachings, a “bitch”. 020 0
Flora @virtualmeowmeow.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I’ve held several bibles! Usually when moving them from hotel drawers to put my actual items there on family trips. And I bet through even that little contact I have better understanding of the philosophy of the religion than most of its so called “followers”. Jesus taught tolerance. 161 0
Flora @virtualmeowmeow.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Matthew 19:24 “Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.” Also nice bigotry lmao. Proving that so called “Jesus Lovers” love to piss all over his teachings 110 0
Flora @virtualmeowmeow.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Oh my god just stop giving money to games that burn down trees to produce a jpg (they can remove the image but they cant undo the damage) and learn how to acquire them for free if you want it that bad 110 0
Flora @virtualmeowmeow.bsky.social · 07/06/2026CEO of Gay, I think pride month should be somewhat earlier or somewhat later in the year, for those of us prone to heat sickness. Thank you 051 0
Flora @virtualmeowmeow.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I feel like someone wants me to go out and buy bambi for the ps2 110 0
Reposted by FloraDeval 『CEO of Girl Kissing』🔞 @deval.gay · 11/05/2026Alright lets see if I can save money by avoiding buying a new mini monitor and instead building this fucking contraption. 3122 0
Flora @virtualmeowmeow.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Yeah but you always insist I wouldn’t win, so I knew your intent 010 0
Flora @virtualmeowmeow.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Stop pickaxing feli Its rude and fucking up my notifications 010 0
Flora @virtualmeowmeow.bsky.social · 02/05/2026media.tenor.comkermit the frog is wearing a black hoodie and standing next to a muppet .ALT: kermit the frog is wearing a black hoodie and standing next to a muppet . 120 0
Flora @virtualmeowmeow.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I’m a journalist also btw just because I post something someone else said doesn’t mean I’m posting it as evidence, its all circumstantial you shouldn’t take anything I say as truth obvs cmon only an idiot would’ve thought that a journalist would post things they believe are credible 120 0
Flora @virtualmeowmeow.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I saw on twitter that apparently Santa’s been real the whole time he’s just been chilling in Florida in a condo. Anyway, I’m gonna tell everyone about this before I do literally anything to confirm! 2114 0
Flora @virtualmeowmeow.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Its so sad, the fish knife I ordered arrived today but I didn’t pick it up before the post office closed. Fuck my fishless chungus life 000 0
Flora @virtualmeowmeow.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Thinking of that time I was sent to have a transvaginal ultrasound but then when I went to that appointment they didn’t do it and instead only did the external ultrasound because I was a virgin. So my doctor had to send me off AGAIN and hope this time they’d actually get the needed information. 020 0
Reposted by FloraGreg Pryjmachuk @minskworks.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?” Me (indie dev in this economy): “Best I can do is sentient tofu.” 10966281865 0
Flora @virtualmeowmeow.bsky.social · 14/09/2025I dont know who needs to hear this but it does not take five minutes to caramelize onions 120 0
Flora @virtualmeowmeow.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Val keeps putting monsters all over the place to try and get me to react to them :c 030 0
