Reposted by aliceIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm categorized as an AI subscriber, because I'm subscribed to the 3 TB tier of Google Drive and and they literally just changed the name of the plan to "Google AI Plus." Those "AI subscriber" numbers are 100 percent juiced and phony, and you're a sucker if you believe otherwise. 52584757
Reposted by alicedaffodil 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 @daff.space · 29/09/2026Okay yeah i actually need help... I dont know how I will be buying groceries after my rent and other bills are paid. I hate this whiplash and this anxiety is destroying me PayPal me if you can help: paypal.me/daffodildil or etransfer if youre in Canada and can help: fancifuldaffodil@gmail.compaypal.mePay Daffodil X Jenx using PayPal.MeGo to paypal.me/daffodildil and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries. 23453
alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 29/09/2026welp am gonna be out a lot of money because i forgot to get my tags updated and yea lol 000
Reposted by aliceKivan @kivanbay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I need to raise $600 by 10/4 for my rent. I am sorry. #mutualaid #helpsky 23757
alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 25/09/2026playing new vegas again with a bunch of "hardcore" mods (hate the name but whatever) and my girl is two weeks into the mojave and is already an alcoholic and has had no less than eight broken limbs, two fun facts that definitely are not related 110
Reposted by alicelilly @lillypanda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026crystal lizards in dark souls: funny gem bug crystal lizards in demon souls: 052
Reposted by aliceRussell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!! 26150661383
Reposted by alicelilly @lillypanda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026dark souls 3 players when they piss the bed and their mom has to drive them to school instead of the bus (they've unlocked a shortcut to a previous area that takes the exact same amount of time)static.klipy.comWedding Crashers Champagne FunALT: Wedding Crashers Champagne Fun 27424
alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i thought about doing the 9animes thing but i dont think i have nine that like, were formative in a way id consider significant. i definitely watched a lot when i was a teen but a lot of it was genuinely just junkfood and not sticky enough 100
Reposted by aliceJenuki ☕️ MoNSTeR CAFÉ! @jenuki.bsky.social · 19/09/2026mario sunshine audio edit from a while back that i forgot to post 61662486
Reposted by aliceMonks of New Skeet @amagire.bsky.social · 16/10/2025this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters 5178012358
alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i wish this hormuz guy would stop telling us he's straight like brother nobody cares 000
Reposted by aliceNyrator @nyrator.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It's Patchouli the Knowledge #touhou #patchouliknowledge #fanart 4882288
alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 18/09/2026ai may poison the water supply and destroy a lot of jobs, but it also helps me to draw sonic the hedgehog with a huge donger, so its impossible to say if its bad or not, 010
Reposted by aliceKivan @kivanbay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Sorry for being so annoying, I got another text from the power company about the past due bill. I'm really sorry for asking so much yesterday for food, I thought I was kinda losing it without eating. I really need to pay $110 more on the power bill to avoid shut off. #urgentneed #mutualaid #helpsky 1724
alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i think add-ons that just remove comments sections from anything on the internet is a good idea, because comments sections are full of idiots 000
alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 18/09/2026these deltarune characters are pretty neat. call them radical dreemurrs 010
alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 18/09/2026remember kids; if someone on the internet says a story doesn't make sense, 50% of the time the truth is just that they can't read 100
alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 18/09/2026hasan piker getting under the skin of all the zionist stooges is so funny to me because they just sound insane to normal people asking about him all the time 120
Reposted by aliceerin plasma @plasmasword.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026i really need a job. if you're in bmore & have any hiring leads or you know of any consistent remote work that isn't scams feel free to hit the dm 16795
alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 15/09/2026it very much rules that mitch mcconnell is like this. he was always just a yes-man for the republican party and it turns out you don't even need brain activity to do that! 110
alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I kinda wanna write up something about this irritating slew of rhetorical tricks AI evangelists play on everyone (including themselves) regarding intelligence and reasoning and such in AI models 110
alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 14/09/2026spent some time messing with gpose anims and think i more or less have the hang of it. time for bed tho 000
alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 14/09/2026everyone who believes in AGI is a fuckin dork. jesus 100
alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 14/09/2026actually one of the funniest NL moments ever. the increasing panic and flailing attempts to unfuck the situation before running away like a child who just microwaved a spoon 010
Reposted by aliceprime time crackervision @lewmo.bsky.social · 27/11/202419. Watching Northernlion and shaking my head the whole time so the people on the bus know I disagree with it. 6934336
Reposted by aliceBruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 13/09/2026What they mean when they say these things is "I need the government to make it illegal to compete with me", it has nothing to do with actual harms caused by these companies. They want to divert anti-AI sentiment into vague concern about fake sci-fi bullshit. 3384107
alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 13/09/2026think the only thing left for me is to make peace with whatever it is i am because i sure don't feel like much of a person these days 100
alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i believe i have finally triumphed over the insect menace in my apartment and now all i have to do is clean up the mess and all should be reasonably well. at least that part 000
alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 13/09/2026anyway im sick of whiny democrat posters online. a few angry trans people are not killing Dem campaigns and pretending otherwise is stupid. if you want us to be less angry try telling Dems to suck less on this issue, because "better than republicans" is a bar set in hell and we are unimpressed. 000
alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 13/09/2026trans person: i'm really sick of being told i have to vote for democrats that are functionally indistinguishable from republicans as they will just throw me under the bus on day 1 democrats: you idiot fucking baby. you're lucky we don't throw you under the bus harder 110
Reposted by aliceEnough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Trump becomes the first orange man to support a united Ireland 682127574
Reposted by alicePatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/09/2026So in the mind of the person who typed in this prompt all of these people got into heaven? 811437102
alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 11/09/2026as another post i quoted said, this literally did not happen. what unity there was to be found marched us into a bloody war and a police state expansion in the name of patriotism. we need to be better than the america that met tragedy with bloodshed and pretending we did otherwise is ahistorical. 010
Reposted by aliceErin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying 4102453197