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@virtualknights.bsky.social
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they told me to reach heaven through violence but i acted without the creative impulse

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm categorized as an AI subscriber, because I'm subscribed to the 3 TB tier of Google Drive and and they literally just changed the name of the plan to "Google AI Plus." Those "AI subscriber" numbers are 100 percent juiced and phony, and you're a sucker if you believe otherwise.
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daffodil 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 @daff.space · 29/09/2026
Okay yeah i actually need help... I dont know how I will be buying groceries after my rent and other bills are paid. I hate this whiplash and this anxiety is destroying me PayPal me if you can help: paypal.me/daffodildil or etransfer if youre in Canada and can help: fancifuldaffodil@gmail.com
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
welp am gonna be out a lot of money because i forgot to get my tags updated and yea lol
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zac 3amsoda @3amsoda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ushiromiya ange
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zac 3amsoda @3amsoda.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
erika furudo commission
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ChrisStephensMD

CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we’ll be right back.

(five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play)

CNN ANCHOR: and we’re back
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Kivan @kivanbay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I need to raise $600 by 10/4 for my rent. I am sorry. #mutualaid #helpsky
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
playing new vegas again with a bunch of "hardcore" mods (hate the name but whatever) and my girl is two weeks into the mojave and is already an alcoholic and has had no less than eight broken limbs, two fun facts that definitely are not related
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lilly @lillypanda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
crystal lizards in dark souls: funny gem bug crystal lizards in demon souls:
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Russell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!
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lilly @lillypanda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
dark souls 3 players when they piss the bed and their mom has to drive them to school instead of the bus (they've unlocked a shortcut to a previous area that takes the exact same amount of time)
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Wedding Crashers Champagne Fun
ALT: Wedding Crashers Champagne Fun
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i thought about doing the 9animes thing but i dont think i have nine that like, were formative in a way id consider significant. i definitely watched a lot when i was a teen but a lot of it was genuinely just junkfood and not sticky enough
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Beatrice @beatoart.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
lighting studies #umineko #うみねこ
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Jenuki ☕️ MoNSTeR CAFÉ! @jenuki.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
mario sunshine audio edit from a while back that i forgot to post
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Monks of New Skeet @amagire.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
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elevated horror: what if you're grieving your loved one TOO MUCH? 
folk horror: what if a child's disability could EAT PEOPLE? 
supernatural horror: what if your childhood trauma could EAT PEOPLE? 
psychological horror: what if your adult trauma could EAT PEOPLE? 
body horror: what if your gender dysphoria could EAT PEOPLE? 
slasher horror: what if a random guy was trying to kill you, instead of a cop or your boyfriend?
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i wish this hormuz guy would stop telling us he's straight like brother nobody cares
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sween @saguinee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
zelda's FAT ASS
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Nyrator @nyrator.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's Patchouli the Knowledge #touhou #patchouliknowledge #fanart
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ai may poison the water supply and destroy a lot of jobs, but it also helps me to draw sonic the hedgehog with a huge donger, so its impossible to say if its bad or not,
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Kivan @kivanbay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sorry for being so annoying, I got another text from the power company about the past due bill. I'm really sorry for asking so much yesterday for food, I thought I was kinda losing it without eating. I really need to pay $110 more on the power bill to avoid shut off. #urgentneed #mutualaid #helpsky
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i think add-ons that just remove comments sections from anything on the internet is a good idea, because comments sections are full of idiots
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
these deltarune characters are pretty neat. call them radical dreemurrs
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
remember kids; if someone on the internet says a story doesn't make sense, 50% of the time the truth is just that they can't read
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
hasan piker getting under the skin of all the zionist stooges is so funny to me because they just sound insane to normal people asking about him all the time
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erin plasma @plasmasword.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
i really need a job. if you're in bmore & have any hiring leads or you know of any consistent remote work that isn't scams feel free to hit the dm
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zac 3amsoda @3amsoda.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
kohran li
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it very much rules that mitch mcconnell is like this. he was always just a yes-man for the republican party and it turns out you don't even need brain activity to do that!
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I kinda wanna write up something about this irritating slew of rhetorical tricks AI evangelists play on everyone (including themselves) regarding intelligence and reasoning and such in AI models
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
spent some time messing with gpose anims and think i more or less have the hang of it. time for bed tho
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
everyone who believes in AGI is a fuckin dork. jesus
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
actually one of the funniest NL moments ever. the increasing panic and flailing attempts to unfuck the situation before running away like a child who just microwaved a spoon
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prime time crackervision @lewmo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
19. Watching Northernlion and shaking my head the whole time so the people on the bus know I disagree with it.
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 12/09/2026
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 13/09/2026
What they mean when they say these things is "I need the government to make it illegal to compete with me", it has nothing to do with actual harms caused by these companies. They want to divert anti-AI sentiment into vague concern about fake sci-fi bullshit.
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
think the only thing left for me is to make peace with whatever it is i am because i sure don't feel like much of a person these days
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i believe i have finally triumphed over the insect menace in my apartment and now all i have to do is clean up the mess and all should be reasonably well. at least that part
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
anyway im sick of whiny democrat posters online. a few angry trans people are not killing Dem campaigns and pretending otherwise is stupid. if you want us to be less angry try telling Dems to suck less on this issue, because "better than republicans" is a bar set in hell and we are unimpressed.
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
trans person: i'm really sick of being told i have to vote for democrats that are functionally indistinguishable from republicans as they will just throw me under the bus on day 1 democrats: you idiot fucking baby. you're lucky we don't throw you under the bus harder
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
riced boll
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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Trump becomes the first orange man to support a united Ireland
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/09/2026
So in the mind of the person who typed in this prompt all of these people got into heaven?
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
as another post i quoted said, this literally did not happen. what unity there was to be found marched us into a bloody war and a police state expansion in the name of patriotism. we need to be better than the america that met tragedy with bloodshed and pretending we did otherwise is ahistorical.
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AMLOgamer🇲🇽 @amlogamer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Veteran NCR Ranger with huge HOPE syringe meme
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
imeverywoman420
Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you
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delta! @peachdelta.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
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