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@virtualknights.bsky.social
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they told me to reach heaven through violence but i acted without the creative impulse

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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 16h
garbage week and am quickly approaching being properly broke lmao
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
10 years ago
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
no plan survives contact with other people unaware that there is a plan
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zac 3amsoda @3amsoda.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
rena ryuugu
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SoldierExclipse || 18+ Illustration @soldierexclipse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is no longer a joke
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm categorized as an AI subscriber, because I'm subscribed to the 3 TB tier of Google Drive and and they literally just changed the name of the plan to "Google AI Plus." Those "AI subscriber" numbers are 100 percent juiced and phony, and you're a sucker if you believe otherwise.
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daffodil 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 @daff.space · 29/09/2026
Okay yeah i actually need help... I dont know how I will be buying groceries after my rent and other bills are paid. I hate this whiplash and this anxiety is destroying me PayPal me if you can help: paypal.me/daffodildil or etransfer if youre in Canada and can help: fancifuldaffodil@gmail.com
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
welp am gonna be out a lot of money because i forgot to get my tags updated and yea lol
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zac 3amsoda @3amsoda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ushiromiya ange
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zac 3amsoda @3amsoda.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
erika furudo commission
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ChrisStephensMD

CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we’ll be right back.

(five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play)

CNN ANCHOR: and we’re back
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Kivan @kivanbay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I need to raise $600 by 10/4 for my rent. I am sorry. #mutualaid #helpsky
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if i was getting the bad touch from feral ghouls running at incredible hihg speed i'd be drinking too
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
playing new vegas again with a bunch of "hardcore" mods (hate the name but whatever) and my girl is two weeks into the mojave and is already an alcoholic and has had no less than eight broken limbs, two fun facts that definitely are not related
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it was the goose that created the value
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lilly @lillypanda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
crystal lizards in dark souls: funny gem bug crystal lizards in demon souls:
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Russell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!
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lilly @lillypanda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
dark souls 3 players when they piss the bed and their mom has to drive them to school instead of the bus (they've unlocked a shortcut to a previous area that takes the exact same amount of time)
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Wedding Crashers Champagne Fun
ALT: Wedding Crashers Champagne Fun
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
obvs i saw some big ones. NGE, FLCL, Lain, Bebop, FMA, and enough of some others, but maybe not quite nine that i can point to as like, that impactful on my development
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i thought about doing the 9animes thing but i dont think i have nine that like, were formative in a way id consider significant. i definitely watched a lot when i was a teen but a lot of it was genuinely just junkfood and not sticky enough
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Beatrice @beatoart.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
lighting studies #umineko #うみねこ
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Jenuki ☕️ MoNSTeR CAFÉ! @jenuki.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
mario sunshine audio edit from a while back that i forgot to post
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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
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elevated horror: what if you're grieving your loved one TOO MUCH? 
folk horror: what if a child's disability could EAT PEOPLE? 
supernatural horror: what if your childhood trauma could EAT PEOPLE? 
psychological horror: what if your adult trauma could EAT PEOPLE? 
body horror: what if your gender dysphoria could EAT PEOPLE? 
slasher horror: what if a random guy was trying to kill you, instead of a cop or your boyfriend?
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i wish this hormuz guy would stop telling us he's straight like brother nobody cares
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sween @saguinee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
zelda's FAT ASS
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Nyrator @nyrator.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's Patchouli the Knowledge #touhou #patchouliknowledge #fanart
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ai may poison the water supply and destroy a lot of jobs, but it also helps me to draw sonic the hedgehog with a huge donger, so its impossible to say if its bad or not,
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Kivan @kivanbay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sorry for being so annoying, I got another text from the power company about the past due bill. I'm really sorry for asking so much yesterday for food, I thought I was kinda losing it without eating. I really need to pay $110 more on the power bill to avoid shut off. #urgentneed #mutualaid #helpsky
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i think add-ons that just remove comments sections from anything on the internet is a good idea, because comments sections are full of idiots
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
these deltarune characters are pretty neat. call them radical dreemurrs
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
like its such a great realization that you dont actually have to argue with illiterate morons. you can just call them illiterate morons and move on
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
remember kids; if someone on the internet says a story doesn't make sense, 50% of the time the truth is just that they can't read
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
israelis pining for the days when they could just blow up babies without being called monsters and having no way of rationalizing it except shouting U R ANTI SEMITIC as if you can just language police your way out of observable reality
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
aipac really aint what it used to be, huh. fighting a losing PR battle against a fucking twitch streamer
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
hasan piker getting under the skin of all the zionist stooges is so funny to me because they just sound insane to normal people asking about him all the time
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erin plasma @plasmasword.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
i really need a job. if you're in bmore & have any hiring leads or you know of any consistent remote work that isn't scams feel free to hit the dm
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zac 3amsoda @3amsoda.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
kohran li
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
enjoy the appetizer mitch!!! see you in hell, asshole!
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it very much rules that mitch mcconnell is like this. he was always just a yes-man for the republican party and it turns out you don't even need brain activity to do that!
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
people who understand one very complicated thing and live in a bubble end up thinking all questions are nails their chosen field can easily drive down. describe psychology in terms of quantum mechanics just because brains are technically made of quarks! and thinking is just like, patterns! and math!
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the idea that you can only speak coherently about a thing you could build yourself, an equally stupid idea that all intelligence and reasoning can be boiled down to mere pattern recognition, both dovetailing into the most condescending version of Pascal's wager seen to date
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
like the thing technical evangelists (and people pretending to be technical) do is berate you for "not understanding the tech" before making a purely philosophical assertion regarding intelligence/reasoning along the lines of "thats the same thing humans do" in a very reductionist way.
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I kinda wanna write up something about this irritating slew of rhetorical tricks AI evangelists play on everyone (including themselves) regarding intelligence and reasoning and such in AI models
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
spent some time messing with gpose anims and think i more or less have the hang of it. time for bed tho
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
anyway the sooner this bubble pops and frees us from this cycle of silicon valley idiocy the better.
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
obviously the autocomplete machine would wake up if i taught it every conceivable combination of words ever penned by a human. its just a natural extension of burning trillions of dollars and consuming enough electricity and water to supply an entire nation-state. i'm very smart
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
everyone who believes in AGI is a fuckin dork. jesus
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alice @virtualknights.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it's incoherent because the entire understanding is gesturing at Data from Star Trek or HAL and going "it'll be like that" and somehow we're going to get there by creating the most souped-up autocomplete imaginable
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