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Violet Noregard

@violetnoregard.bsky.social
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Procrastinating from writing my absolutely filthy debut novel. Insulting men who deserve it.

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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
3000 words today, and they include the most heartfelt, touching, emotional kiss I've ever written. The book is supposed to be a filthy sex story! What are these characters doing, taking a break from all the raunchy fucking and genuinely falling in love?
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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Only 2,517 words today, but they came effortlessly, and I went down a rabbit hole learning the names for a bunch of pole dancing moves. Research is fun!
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a woman in a black dress is doing a pole dance and the word sabotage is below her
ALT: a woman in a black dress is doing a pole dance and the word sabotage is below her
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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Today's writing: 3,007 words. That's okay. I started slowly, then picked up the pace. It turns out a sex scene comes along faster and faster as you go, and a threesome scene really comes along dramatically at the end! 😉🥵🤯😁
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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Thanks! I'll keep an eye out!
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Sold out, I'm afraid. But there's always a hope Chris will print more: nomasters.net/shop/p/eygxy...
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I'm Tired of the Anthropocene — no masters
’m Tired of the Anthropocene Skull T-shirt // Black Show your disdain for our current ecological epoch On Bella + Canvas made in the USA / sweatshop free / eco friendly super soft shirts. Free Ship...
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 12/07/2025
Part II
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 12/07/2025
This powerful message: “I did the research and found out I was wrong.” I’m not going to say much more except please take the time to watch. Then send it around to family and friends, no matter their political persuasion. Part I
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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Fact.
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Dr. Manhattan @thenewthinker.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
if these ‘civilized’ Western patriarchal societies had allowed women to be involved in all professions: philosophy, engineering, chemistry, etc. the human species would be way more advanced than they are now. what a shame.
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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
The best you are at what you do.
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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Looking good, and I need that t-shirt!
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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Currently writing a novel you will love, and now I feel extra motivated because I know it will cheer you up when you're down!
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 13/07/2025
The Supreme Court did this. Monstrous. Blood on their robes.
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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Yep. That song kicks my ass every time.
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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
And sexworkers! (And writers if erotic fiction because we're basically colleagues.)
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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I love this high-res video! 🤣
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Sunday afternoons? In this economy?
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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
❤️❤️❤️ "Astral Throat Lozenges" is my new band name.
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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
If you look down on sexworkers but don't look down on anyone, even a millionaire, who is willing to have sex with an evil billionaire, you're not doing the math correctly.
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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Whatever you're doing, keep doing it, sister!
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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
How is it you manage to look so good when recovering from surgery? Damn, girl!
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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I am now OPEN to commissions! Want personalized short fiction that’s made to order? How spicy do you like it? I don’t yuck your yum, I protect your privacy, and I focus on your satisfaction. Details at: www.violetnoregard.com (Here’s a picture of me writing for you!)
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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
They are making a movie out of Project Hail Mary, so a whole lot more people are going to be horrified when I tell them I have a crush on Rocky. But I do. He can get it.
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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
You got this!
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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
There is no Epstein list. And your childhood dog is still alive and enjoying that farm upstate.
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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I feel like I've been doing this in my head since I heard the phrase "Alligator Alcatraz," and the sound of the screams follows me into sleep.
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Wendy N. Wagner 🎃 @wnwagner.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I just want to stand on my back porch and scream very loudly, over and over until I black out. The whole world is being crushed under the very worst possible version of humanity.
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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
If the protagonist of my current novel goes off about how the thing men are most afraid of is being laughed at, does that make my book "political"? If so, I think we should start a Laughing At Men political party.
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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
If all the women in America agreed to refuse to have sex with anyone who would deny us bodily autonomy, a lot of men would still vote to take away our rights but would at least try to be sneakier about it.
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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
You beat me to it. That's may favorite of hers, and she's always brilliant.
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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
To Ted Cruz, communism is the clitoris: He doesn't know where it is or what it is, but he hates it for making him look stupid.
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I wrote some great books you should own.
GALAXY: THE PRETTIEST STAR by Jadzia Axelrod, Vash Taylor and Ariana Maher

GALAXY: AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN  by Jadzia Axelrod and Rye Hickman

THE DC BOOK OF PRIDE by Jadzia Axelrod

HAWKGIRL: ONCE UPON A GALAXY by Jadzia Axelrod,Amancay Nahuelpan ,  Adriano Lucas, Alex Guimarães, Carrie Strachan, and Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou
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Wendy N. Wagner 🎃 @wnwagner.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
OMG, I WAS ON TV YESTERDAY!!!! katu.com/news/arc-pdx...
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Author to release Pacific Northwest horror novel this summer
How does a spooky mystery set in Mt. Hood National Forest Sound? If that checks your boxes, then "Girl in the Creek" may be the book for you.
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Jeffrey A. Ward @jeffreyaward.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
We were spared the embarrassment.
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
i truly thought this was about gay porn. like that was my direct read
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⭐️eunnie⭐️ @eunnieboo.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
pink in the night (2019)
lyric comic to pink in the night, by mitski. page 1 text: and i know i've kissed you before, but i didn't do it right. scene 1: a little boy and girl are sitting in the rain. the boy wipes away tears, having tripped and scratched a knee. the girl leans forward to kiss the small wound. scene 2: the two friends are in elementary school, holding hands. the boy looks at a picture depicting a mom, dad, and child.page 2 text: can i try again, try again, try again. scene 1: high school. they lie on the floor during a study session, but they only have eyes for each other. scene 2: college. the same couple, only now they are two girls, kissing in bed. scene 3: the girls are getting married, exchanging a sweet kiss in a field of flowers. sunset colors cast warm light onto their wedding dresses.page 3 text: try again, and again, and again. scene 1: the girls are moving in together. one dozes off against an unpacked moving box as the other kisses her head. scene 2: disneyland. both wear minnie mouse ears as they take a selfie, laughing at the kiss mark one has left on her wife's cheek. scene 3: the childhood friends have grown older. one woman hides a bouquet behind her back as they kiss over breakfast.page 4 text: and again, and again, and again? scene 1: the women wake up in bed together, hints of grey in their hair. one kisses the other's bare shoulder. scene 2: a winter walk. they kiss as their dog plays in the snow. scene 3: the shore of a beach. the wives have greying hair and fine wrinkles, but they're still just as in love. they hold each other close, laughing, full of affection.
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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Just came across another "not all men" guy. Look, if you won't interrogate the ways you've failed to support women enough to learn that you need to stop making it about you, then maybe not all men, but 100% of not-all-men guys.
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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
This account will always be a Shakira stan account because those hips told me some truths about myself I was not ready for.
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
My first Substack post open.substack.com/pub/daveweas...
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Subculture, Not Subservience: Why Punk Isn't Right-Wing
Joe Rogan once said, very confidently, very incorrectly, that “Republicans are the new punk rock.” This is the kind of statement that sounds profound if you say it fast and don’t stop to think about i...
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 30/05/2025
Stephen Miller is proof God wants us to punch people.
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Oscar&Felix @oscar-felix.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
WTF-this is so not right. NO ONE VOTED FOR ANY OF THIS!!!
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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Canada is considering this in the same way I consider stepping on Trump's balls when I buy new stilettos. I would never do it, but it's amusing to consider.
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Indie Aut. Stuart Miller📖✍️🤓 Believe in yourself & your potential @stuartmiller1.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Kids should be taught about consent & autonomy & feel comfortable speaking out if their body gets violated or unwanted touching by anyone Many people consider this a sensitive & controversial topic Not teaching kids about consent makes it easier to normalize violating their bodies & get away w/ it
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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Some people think more than 75% of RFK's brain has been eaten by worms. Me. I am some people. This cannot be fact checked in peer reviewed medical journals by government scientists because the guy with a quarter of a brain won't allow it. www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
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RFK Jr. threatens to bar government scientists from publishing in leading medical journals
The health secretary said the New England Journal of Medicine, the Journal of the American Medical Association and The Lancet are in bed with pharma.
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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I have arrived on Bluesky just in time.
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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
The most powerful man in the world is a toddler and imbecile, so read a smutty book and order the chocolate cake. Whatever gets you through.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 27/05/2025
I have never seen any example of the left "hating" young men that doesn't distill to "refusal to coddle them/insistence on treating them like adults with agency."
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
i like bluesky because people click on links and read my work and fewer people tell me to kill myself here. and i learn new stuff about how people have sex every day
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Violet Noregard @violetnoregard.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I'm writing a spicy crime/romance novel. Looking for writer friends who don't mind a high quantity of sass and smut. I follow back, but only if you're cool.
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