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Dave Weasel

@daveweasel.bsky.social
90K followers 93K following 98 posts

Comedian, podcaster, etc. 5x billboard comedy chart topper

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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Señor Dinosaur - You’re Not A Christian Drops Friday July 31st wherever you stream!
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Canis Lupus aka Edison Carter @arnwolf.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
“No church property is taxed and so the infidel and the atheist and the man without religion are taxed to make up the deficit.” -Twain #WethePeople #UnitedWeStand #FreeSpeech #FreePress #FreeAmerica #PoliticizeReligiousHypocrisy #SeparationOfChurchAndState #ChristianInNameOnly #NoRelgiousHeretics
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Señor Dinosaur - You’re Not A Christian Drops Friday July 31st wherever you stream!
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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screenshot of a post by Dave Weasel (@DaveWeasel) quoting a Gizmodo article titled "Australian Prime Minister Says He Didn't Sh*t His Pants at McDonald's in 1997." Dave Weasel's text above the article reads: "100% chance this guy shit his pants at McDonald's in 1997."
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Standup comedy “lyric” video for Sea Levels Are Rising But Not Credit Scores from my newest album JEHOVAH’S THICCNESS. You can hear the whole thing wherever you stream or at linktree.com/daveweasel
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
**latest, not "last". It's about growing up Jehovah's Witness briefly. Please give a thumbs up and a nice comment if you like it, or a thumbs down and mean comment if you don't
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
my last standup album JEHOVAH'S THICCNESS is now on youtube as one video without ads youtu.be/WetaHYstq_Q
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Dave Weasel - Jehovah's Thiccness [FULL ALBUM]
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Here it is with a better recording
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Can you tell which Slipknot guitar solo this is from in standard tuning? (Also played slow and sloppy)
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AKA jondo @mixedfractions.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
hey! Ex-JW here too! Thanks for this!
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
a standup comedy "lyric" video from my newest album JEHOVAH'S THICCNESS available wherever you stream www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rniv...
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Dave Weasel - Sea Levels Are Rising But Not Credit Scores [stand up comedy lyric video]
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
At least when Pam Bondi has to dye her hair in a prison toilet nobody will know the difference
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
New standup album about growing up in a cult called JEHOVAH'S THICCNESS is out wherever you stream, or find it here: linktr.ee/daveweasel
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daveweasel | Instagram | Linktree
View daveweasel’s Linktree to discover and stream music from top platforms like YouTube, Spotify, Apple Music here. Your next favorite track is just a click away!
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Señor Dinosaur @senordinosaur.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Our cover of Maxwell Murder by Rancid is live on all streaming platforms! What do you think, did we butcher one of the best bass solos in punk music? Youtube: youtube.com/watch?v=BOTJ... Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/39JQDE...
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Anyone on reddit? Can you post this on r/ExJw - I would do it myself but I'm banned! It's my new standup album about growing up in the cult of Jehovah's Witness www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nno...
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Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
My first Substack post open.substack.com/pub/daveweas...
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Subculture, Not Subservience: Why Punk Isn't Right-Wing
Joe Rogan once said, very confidently, very incorrectly, that “Republicans are the new punk rock.” This is the kind of statement that sounds profound if you say it fast and don’t stop to think about i...
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Oh no he watched the Elon Musk video
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
That’s 800,000 people who were conned out of $2,500 each, and not only are they gonna vote for him AGAIN, but they’re gonna be like, “Bro, Trump’s next Fartcoin? This one’s for real this time”
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Next up, Hugo Boss will design the uniforms and to save on embroidery costs DOGE will have the Secret Service stitched as SS
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Everyone knows you do the most amount of personal growth between 25 and 25 and a half
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Ted Cruz set the standard for selling out your wife to MAGA and JD over here is trying to franchise it
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Whiskey makes you call your ex at 3am. Cocaine makes you want to start a business with her
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
JD Vance looks like a guy who has an emotional affair with his AI assistant
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
They should put his face on a confederate statue instead
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
If he makes it too expensive for Americans to survive here, the immigrants will deport themselves. CHESS NOT CHECKERS
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Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦 @doomervon.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
7 year anniversary of this tweet on the old place. Kept it to hammer this chud later in his replies. Thanks for the memories @daveweasel.bsky.social
Screenshot of Some Twitter guy replying to Dave Weasel about how he remembers when "comedians" used to tell jokes instead  of judging the best president we've had in a decade (meaning Trump)

Dave zooms in on the guy's pfp showing the worst beard in the history of beards with "I remember when people didn't shave their balls and glue it to their face"
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Señor Dinosaur @senordinosaur.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Our cover of The Simpsons Theme is live on all music streaming platforms.. with a special guest at the end! (my 6 year old daughter) Spotify: t.ly/aoTB8 YouTube: t.ly/kejrD
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Fleetwood PAC
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The Anthem CEO knows how to read a room
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I'm liking this less terrifying corner of the internet so far. You can also find me at: New standup album on Spotify: spotf.fi/7txiq28 Podcast: apple.co/valleyboys Instagram: instagram.com/daveweasel
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Defcon 5(th step)
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Valley Boys Podcast @valleyboys.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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