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Vincent

@vincom2.bsky.social
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look i know i could have gotten a better username ok free palestine 🇵🇸 he/him

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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bsky october
tweet by @seafairyservant from 18 oct 2025 reads

October challenge
-Porn daily
-Alcohol daily
-No exercising
-3-5 hours of sleep a night
-12+ hours screentime
-Don’t go to work/skip all classes
-If in school GPA must stay below 2.0
-All meals must be microwaveable or DoorDashed
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
tbh i had no idea western massachusetts was this woke. maybe these are the descendants of the witches we couldn't burn
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ʟɪɴᴇꜱ @lines.ink · 21/09/2026
It is an unfortunate truth I fear that a lot of progressive educational practice and theory is essentially Lyscenkoist in its form and function.
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
maybe NHJ would have looked at her daughter's homework earlier if it had been disguised as a wedge salad menu in the ionian islands
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i really do think it was a generational missed opportunity to not call that jessica chastain movie Other Mother. we could have flexed so hard on those german/dutch-speaking losers
no bitches megamind saying "no ingvaeonic nasal spirant law?"
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#winning
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
some questionable wording on the SFGate website
CA MINI CROSSWORD

We created a crossword puzzle just for Californians.
[Play Now]CA MINI CROSSWORD

941 people finished in under a minute.
[Play Now]
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
best character in The Samurai and the Prisoner was the claude-coded retainer "i don't actually remember, my lord!" "then why was your recollection so specific?" "you wanted an answer, my lord, so i made it up!"
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"never kill yourself" priors updated with "you will be able to watch あの夢をなぞって performed live someday"
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"I m pissing on your apology" is a line of all time
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i saw this on IG first and immediately wondered if the onion's bsky account also posted it bc i knew people would be falling over themselves to get mad about it on here
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
my QRT:
Just saw GRAVE OF THE FIREFLIES, an in-depth character exploration of two people living in the Japanese Empire, a genocidal regime that killed countless Chinese civilians. Film is 1h29mins long and features zero Chinese people.

of the original dumb tweet:
Just saw OPPENHEIMER, an in-depth character exploration of the people who built the atomic bomb, a weapon of mass destruction that killed a quarter million Japanese civilians. Film is 3 hours long and features zero Japanese people.
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I was lost between borders. Ithacan king born in Ithaca, stuck in Troy, living on the beach, surviving, being a useless general, smoking on the fucking roads. Don't you think I want to get some kind of adjustment against Agamemnon?
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
rip emily gwen you would have loved zeus's law
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I FINALLY BEAT A9 and right as they patched doormaker out of the game too so GOODBYE DOORMAKER DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU WHERE THE GOOD LORD SPLIT YOU
StS2 A9 necrobinder about to kill doormaker
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
holy shit holy shit big day big day variety.com/2026/tv/news...
variety.com
‘Animorphs’ TV Series in Development at Disney+, Ryan Coogler’s Proximity Media to Produce (EXCLUSIVE)
An "Animorphs" TV series is in early development at Disney+, Variety has learned exclusively.
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
this is how i got my 7 day temp ban from twitter
Slay the Spire 2 screenshot
Ironclad saying "Kill..." to the Architect
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
emily gwen (finally!!!) being exposed on twitter the way astrotoya was exposed here a few weeks ago. glorious day
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
when my manager asks about the status of my projects
Alysa Liu, US Olympic figure skater, saying "I seem unreliable, but I'm actually very reliable. You just have to trust the process."
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
the real question of pluribus is whether The Others would perform a liver transplant to save carol sturka from cirrhosis
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
this is what carol should have done in pluribus
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
the "10 millon uyghurs in camps" people are now trying to revive their bullshit by linking it to ICE lol. it's not 2021 anymore even the CIA has given up on pushing this crap!
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mcc @dryad.technology · 05/12/2025
Developer attempts to replicate "Liquid Glass" in CSS, and once finished realizes what she'd actually created is an exploit for a fundamental, previously unknown, and rather serious browser vulnerability lyra.horse/blog/2025/12... "CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"
lyra.horse
SVG Filters - Clickjacking 2.0
A novel and powerful twist on an old classic.
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
yeah that's the one. the sora-generated pallywood videos of a father carrying the remains of his children around in plastic bags turned me into an israel hater
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
heartbreaking! the worst person you know just made a great point
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
facebook messenger messages (sender's view)

it's so over
they just announced they'll also be evaluating people for "AI-driven impact" for end of year perf review

second message is followed by one of those dumb messenger prompts "Tap and hold to imagine with AI. Try it
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
chicago is a beautiful city
sticker on the back of a street sign that reads "DEATH TO ISRAEL!"
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
wait discord has statuses
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
if MSN messenger were still around my status would be set to "to find each other like north poles of magnets"
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
just realised The Subway by Chappell Roan is the modernised lesbian version of 幾分鐘的約會 by Danny Chan. except 幾分鐘的約會 is about simping and The Subway is about trying to forget. this demonstrates the Atomisation of our Modern Society.
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
charlie kirk your head too big. your views too unchangeable. they'll
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
> When Steve Jobs died, everyone thought: “This is it. No one’s topping him.” idk man you ever hear of necrophilia?
i'm not going to alt text this because it's some dumb fuck named Rise Ooi shilling for some terrible company called Applied Intuition. but the important part is one sentence reads
When Steve Jobs died, everyone thought: “This is it. No one’s topping him.”
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
normally i don't respond to recruiting emails but i'm so tempted to start replying to ones for companies with "AI" in the name and telling them to rename their fuckass companies and then maybe i'll consider
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
of course san francisco is hosting the World Transplant Congress
airport TV showing a sign
SFO Welcomes
WTC 2025
World Transplant Congress
August 2-6, 2025
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
extremely rude to call people filmcels? I prefer "cinephile"
stand at SJMade
The Golden Era of Cinema
Vintage movie film cells
Posters & lobby cards
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
why does the entity committing genocide get defensive aid? you're a disgrace
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
what do you call a high value man who owns a lot of tungsten? wolfram alpha
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
AMC is showing ads during trailers now... recession indicator
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edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
(rahaeli voice) I don't think Greta Thunberg was actually on that boat because she claims she was arrested at 2am, which is when people are asleep
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Rhondalicious (@rhondalicious.bsky.s...)

23h

@aoc.bsky.social - friendly reminder: don't use girls as a pejorative! Love you XOXOXO truly do! Don't wanna be a distraction.

Rich Swinton (@ricosuavejd.bsky.social)

23h

it's an Azealia Banks meme, not a pejorative.

matt | infovoy (@infovoy.bsky.social)

If it's a meme rather than a pejorative it would helpful and courteous to say how so. For instance, is it an ironic usage which is supposed to signal the stupidity of using women as a pejorative?

June 5, 2025 at 10:04 PMclearly edited image [edits marked with square brackets]

What's Alertable

All [shitposters] use [memes] to a greater or lesser degree. Some of these [memes] are alertable - you must inform your [interlocutors] as to their meaning when they are used.

The question is - Which ones are alertable and what information must be conveyed?

The attached document was taken from the Internet and is reasonably easy to read, understand, and use.

Enjoy!
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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 06/06/2025
I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
(slightly edited) tweet by @dudeimnormal
Hi, and thank you for your tweet! Unfortunately, we are no longer accepting this topic as viable discourse in 2025. Thank you and good luck in future endeavors!
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
today some teenagers asked me to take a photo of them. the girl who handed me her shitty digital camera was probably trying to be helpful when she said "you can take a picture by pressing the round thing on top!" but like. GIRL. I KNOW WHAT A CAMERA IS. WE USED TO USE THEM BEFORE SMARTPHONES
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Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Funniest detail to me re: Thom Yorke's weird relationship to Israel is that it's the first place Creep really took off so Israel kinda launched Radiohead's career. Israeli music fans could not get enough of a song that asks "what the hell am I doing here" and answers with "I don't belong here."
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
my name is nathan fielder and i graduated from one of the United States' top aviation schools with really good grades
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
istg when i saw the stupid ass c section instructional scene in TLoU S02E07 i just knew it had to be a craig mazin original (derogatory). and then they confirmed it in the post-show interviews. "WHEN CRAIG CALLED UP AND ASKED WHAT IF SHE ASKS ELLIE TO CUT THE BABY OUT OF HER"
b&w pic of anthony bourdain with a clearly edited text caption over it

"Once you've seen The Last of Us S2, you'll never stop wanting to beat Craig Mazin to death with your bare hands."
- Anthony Bourdain
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
nathan fielder needs to bring marshawn lynch on for The Rehearsal S2 finale "is this about the time i said sully sullenberger was a fake hero? because it's true. many a guy fly planes without crashing. but you never hear about them!"
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
rewatched The Banshees of Inisherin (2022) in preparation for Friendship (2024) tomorrow
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