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look i know i could have gotten a better username ok free palestine 🇵🇸 he/him

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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bsky october
tweet by @seafairyservant from 18 oct 2025 reads

October challenge
-Porn daily
-Alcohol daily
-No exercising
-3-5 hours of sleep a night
-12+ hours screentime
-Don’t go to work/skip all classes
-If in school GPA must stay below 2.0
-All meals must be microwaveable or DoorDashed
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i really do think it was a generational missed opportunity to not call that jessica chastain movie Other Mother. we could have flexed so hard on those german/dutch-speaking losers
no bitches megamind saying "no ingvaeonic nasal spirant law?"
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#winning
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
some questionable wording on the SFGate website
CA MINI CROSSWORD

We created a crossword puzzle just for Californians.
[Play Now]CA MINI CROSSWORD

941 people finished in under a minute.
[Play Now]
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"never kill yourself" priors updated with "you will be able to watch あの夢をなぞって performed live someday"
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
my QRT:
Just saw GRAVE OF THE FIREFLIES, an in-depth character exploration of two people living in the Japanese Empire, a genocidal regime that killed countless Chinese civilians. Film is 1h29mins long and features zero Chinese people.

of the original dumb tweet:
Just saw OPPENHEIMER, an in-depth character exploration of the people who built the atomic bomb, a weapon of mass destruction that killed a quarter million Japanese civilians. Film is 3 hours long and features zero Japanese people.
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I FINALLY BEAT A9 and right as they patched doormaker out of the game too so GOODBYE DOORMAKER DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU WHERE THE GOOD LORD SPLIT YOU
StS2 A9 necrobinder about to kill doormaker
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
this is how i got my 7 day temp ban from twitter
Slay the Spire 2 screenshot
Ironclad saying "Kill..." to the Architect
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
when my manager asks about the status of my projects
Alysa Liu, US Olympic figure skater, saying "I seem unreliable, but I'm actually very reliable. You just have to trust the process."
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
heartbreaking! the worst person you know just made a great point
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
facebook messenger messages (sender's view)

it's so over
they just announced they'll also be evaluating people for "AI-driven impact" for end of year perf review

second message is followed by one of those dumb messenger prompts "Tap and hold to imagine with AI. Try it
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
chicago is a beautiful city
sticker on the back of a street sign that reads "DEATH TO ISRAEL!"
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
> When Steve Jobs died, everyone thought: “This is it. No one’s topping him.” idk man you ever hear of necrophilia?
i'm not going to alt text this because it's some dumb fuck named Rise Ooi shilling for some terrible company called Applied Intuition. but the important part is one sentence reads
When Steve Jobs died, everyone thought: “This is it. No one’s topping him.”
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
of course san francisco is hosting the World Transplant Congress
airport TV showing a sign
SFO Welcomes
WTC 2025
World Transplant Congress
August 2-6, 2025
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
extremely rude to call people filmcels? I prefer "cinephile"
stand at SJMade
The Golden Era of Cinema
Vintage movie film cells
Posters & lobby cards
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Rhondalicious (@rhondalicious.bsky.s...)

23h

@aoc.bsky.social - friendly reminder: don't use girls as a pejorative! Love you XOXOXO truly do! Don't wanna be a distraction.

Rich Swinton (@ricosuavejd.bsky.social)

23h

it's an Azealia Banks meme, not a pejorative.

matt | infovoy (@infovoy.bsky.social)

If it's a meme rather than a pejorative it would helpful and courteous to say how so. For instance, is it an ironic usage which is supposed to signal the stupidity of using women as a pejorative?

June 5, 2025 at 10:04 PMclearly edited image [edits marked with square brackets]

What's Alertable

All [shitposters] use [memes] to a greater or lesser degree. Some of these [memes] are alertable - you must inform your [interlocutors] as to their meaning when they are used.

The question is - Which ones are alertable and what information must be conveyed?

The attached document was taken from the Internet and is reasonably easy to read, understand, and use.

Enjoy!
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
(slightly edited) tweet by @dudeimnormal
Hi, and thank you for your tweet! Unfortunately, we are no longer accepting this topic as viable discourse in 2025. Thank you and good luck in future endeavors!
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
istg when i saw the stupid ass c section instructional scene in TLoU S02E07 i just knew it had to be a craig mazin original (derogatory). and then they confirmed it in the post-show interviews. "WHEN CRAIG CALLED UP AND ASKED WHAT IF SHE ASKS ELLIE TO CUT THE BABY OUT OF HER"
b&w pic of anthony bourdain with a clearly edited text caption over it

"Once you've seen The Last of Us S2, you'll never stop wanting to beat Craig Mazin to death with your bare hands."
- Anthony Bourdain
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
dude i'm fucking crying LMFAO. man, i knew AI was good. i been saying that shit the whole time, man.
google AI overview

The phrase "many a guy fly planes without crashing but you don't hear about them" highlights the negative selection bias inherent in news coverage. While crashes are significant events and receive media attention, the vast majority of flights are successful and don't generate news.
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
watching peak comedy on the TV while shaking your head to let everyone know it's too lowbrow for you
Watching a bald, freshly shorn Fielder navigate a nursery built to scale to make it seem like he’s the size of a baby may be peak comedy to some, but in my estimation it was actually the lowest hanging fruit comedy of the season. Fielder getting his nappy changed, or drowning while breastfeeding is too obvious for his kind of elevated comedy stylings.
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
singapore general election 2025 voting queue
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
why does this poor creature have a mouth _and_ a mussy. what unethical experimentation went on here.
mural on the side of a building. i don't know how to describe it but it's like some humanoid light blue creature wearing red converses with one face where a face would normally be on a humanoid but then it has another face on its stomach but the second face's mouth is opening up right between its spread legs
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
"TRF" by "Patricia Pushlady" to hide the new Book of Dust until today is actually so fucking funny
google results showing penguin books page for a book named TRF by one Patricia Pushladyit's actually for The Rose Field: The book of Dust Volume 3 by Philip Pullman (and illustrator Christopher Wormell)
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
found this Sinners-themed conference room today
conference room named Milk Was A Bad Choice
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
LMAO. i was watching TLoU and crying that's what i was doing
fitbit app saying I had "body responses and moods" at 6:18pm and 7:00pm for 4 mins and 3 mins respectively and asking me to reflect on what I was doing at the time to improve my stress management
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
ban golf
make the golf course a public sex forest!
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
you know san francisco is a real city because we get to watch Sinners in IMAX 70mm 🥰
Sinners IMAX 70mm release poster
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
i knew google had gotten bad but this is ridiculous wtf. literally not a single relevant result in 4 pages???? when it's actually right there?????
trash tier google results with irrelevant, lyricless spotify and shazam and youtube linksbing results with the lyrics i wanted right at the top
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
what do we think, el chato?
doorway of some kind of restaurant(?) with a sign EL CHATO over it
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
you will never guess what credited role there is in Seven Veils
credits for Seven Veils. one of the roles is
The Intimacy Coordinator: Siobhan Richardson
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
why did the city and county of san francisco install a sculpture of anal beads at 17th and utah wtf
idk some white sculpture (I think it's not actually white but it's wrapped up) that kinda looks like anal beads
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
NYT straight up publishing raceplay content now LMAO www.nytimes.com/2025/02/14/m...
I’m a straight white dude and recent college grad who has very progressive beliefs and is looking for a committed partner who, in time, can equitably raise a family with me. I have almost zero honest-to-goodness physical preferences. I’ve dated women of various shapes and sizes, various skin, hair and eye colors, etc., and have been attracted to all of them.
Here’s what’s controversial among my friends: I want to prioritize dating women of color. I’m after a cross-cultural relationship. I believe very strongly that one of the main ways to combat racism is through relationships. Part of me thinks that I will always be somewhat disappointed if what ends up becoming one of the most important relationships in my life is with another white person. If someone is a woman of color, that checks a box for me in a real way. I am seeking to be antiracist in all my relationships.
Part of the reason that I prioritize it is to combat implicit bias, having grown up in a fairly white, quasi rural place. I am dedicated to educating myself on issues of racism, sexism and other forms of kyriarchy while also learning from marginalized people. For me, principles lead the way to attractions. I start by eating a food or adopting a habit because it’s good for me, and after trying it enough times, I find I really like it for what it is. The same applies to people I’m considering dating.
Both I and my hypothetical partner of color would be choosing more learning and less comfort, to put forth greater effort and practice more listening, than we otherwise would in a culturally homogeneous committed relationship. And one of the main ways that I hope to combat racism individually is by leveraging my own privilege (economic, family connections, education) for people of color, including any biracial children we bring into this world. Here’s my question: Despite my well-meaning antiracist principles, is this preference (as friends have suggested) wrong, insensitive or somehow itself racist?
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
guys they turned balatro into a game in vegas wtf
a "Hot Roll Poker" machine on a casino floor
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
i never noticed this before but the trigger discipline Zhang Mazi shows here is so good. he only has his finger on the trigger of the gun pointed at his own head LMAO
Let The Bullets Fly Zhang Mazi pointing one gun at his own head and one gun at someone off camera
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
flexing my beautiful 11pm CNY eve dinner (it's a flex because do you know how expensive eggs are now this cost more than any sharks' fin or abalone ok)
a plate with 
- rice
- caramalised minced pork
- supposedly a thai style omelette
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
flight going through hyperspace or something like nani tf
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Wean Hall you will always be famous
The Brutalist intermission card
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
mfs took all the GPUs for "gen AI training" so now we're having render distance issues
super foggy view from 101
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
this is the most insulting thing IG has ever recommended me but it's also so catchy i can't stop listening 💀
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
wtf i managed to lose an StS run that gave me data disk + inserter + consume+ + 3x defragment+ + 2x biased cognition 💀
StS screenshot. defect, slain on floor 44 by Transient (ascension 7). cards and relics as described in tweet. OCR the rest if you wanna know i'm not gonna transcribe it lol
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
希望他把我的双腿绑在一起,用公鸡塞我,就像我是一只空的感恩节火鸡,用他的精液境满我,在我的山雀上撒些盐,然后放进烤箱,看着我烤
statue of a roast duck wrapped in christmas tinsel and wearing a santa hat
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
even the entrance is peak. something something long live the great unity of the people of the world i want to believe so bad 😭😭😭
me standing in Tiananmen Squareselfie in front of the portrait of Mao Zedong with the signs that read
中华人民共和国万岁
世界人民大团结万岁
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
anyway i went here last week. my crappy photos don't do it justice (esp the declined face card 🫠) but man. it was actually peak. don't think i've ever seen anything quite as awe-inspiring as the Forbidden City
photo of the 太和殿 and the white stairs leading up to it with a fairly large crowd also visiblesame view but a selfie this time
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
incredible things are happening in china. they are transing your children.
pink capsule machine capsules. you can only see the text "Egg dismantling" but the full text is "Egg dismantling expert"Green capsules. you can reconstruct the full "Egg dismantling expert" text here by looking across multiple capsules
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
finally reading the cormac mccarthy vanity fair piece to procrastinate on packing and ok all of you were not kidding this writing is terrible. like every few paragraphs is another instance of
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
LISAN AL-GAIB
tweet by @phonybone from 2020/11/03 reads

what if trump loses and then runs against kamala harris in 4 years and wins
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
getting ready for my election interference ballot counting shift
selfie with eyes closedHalf a mind that keeps the other second guessing
Close my eyes and count
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
asian american excellence
Anora poster feat Mikey Madison
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Vincent @vincom2.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
was trying to manifest the julien baker photobomb but instead here we have nothing but a terrible picture of a terrible subject with no julien baker in frame 😩 selfie attempt yielded a photobomb but still a terrible picture of a terrible subject and no julien baker 😔
me outside Bimbo's 365 Club
sign reads
TONITE
JULIEN BAKER
SOOT
KATIE MALCOselfie in front of the same sign with a rando in the background
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