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@vilph.bsky.social
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i watch cooking videos but i cant actually cook

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martian manhunter's cream pie @vilph.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
someone take me back to sapporo pls 😭
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martian manhunter's cream pie @vilph.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
KAGURABACHI ANIME ANNOUNCED LFG
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martian manhunter's cream pie @vilph.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
anyone know how i can have raise to wake while in sleep focus on my awu2? ts is driving me insane
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martian manhunter's cream pie @vilph.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
maybe when the world calms down the weeknd and ariana grande will rerecord their die for you duet together into the version we've always deserved
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martian manhunter's cream pie @vilph.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Fuck you i wont be updating to watchOS 26
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martian manhunter's cream pie @vilph.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Fuck these early morning masses bro rahhhhh
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martian manhunter's cream pie @vilph.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
its my room yet im the one who has to adjust 🙃 if i was a homeowner id never allow ts to happen ong
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martian manhunter's cream pie @vilph.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
just jailbroke my kindle lfg
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martian manhunter's cream pie @vilph.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
tmw a local pet shop accepts amex but not a branch of a global fast food chain thats in a mall owned by the same company that manages the bank that gives out said credit cards in my country bruh
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martian manhunter's cream pie @vilph.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
i fucking hate going to church raaahhhhh
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martian manhunter's cream pie @vilph.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
oporto and al-baik pls come to the philippines
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martian manhunter's cream pie @vilph.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This watch fiasco has convinced me i need those gen 2 airtags also thank god for apple’s find my capabilities
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martian manhunter's cream pie @vilph.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
My watch went on a crazy adventure today lmao
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martian manhunter's cream pie @vilph.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
this year is gonna be my last istg
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting
A very cute but forlorn looking brown and white puppy with big eyes and floppy ears, sitting on a forest themed blanket. Facebook post message: “Central PA Humane Society: Susan from Accounting is a 4 month old female.
We were told she is a Beagle/Australian shepherd mix”
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Sam 🎃’Rama @samorama.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
In 2002 or 03 a Chicago public access cable channel aired this for at least a full half hour. No audio. I took a photo with a digital camera & that’s all the documentation I have. Anyone have any dirt?
A large CRT 4:3 aspect tv screen with large blue serif letters reads FUCK YOU 
BARBARA 

in light blue
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Dog
Bramble the terrier snuggled under a pink blanket with her little snout directly facing the camera
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Nobel Please Prize
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martian manhunter's cream pie @vilph.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
she stranger on my thing till i conformity gate
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martian manhunter's cream pie @vilph.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
just finished stranger things 🥹
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J.M. (But also Nemo) - writing comms open @alamhigo.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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martian manhunter's cream pie @vilph.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
apple music pls add the itunes session ep of beach house in my region pls thanks
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
oh word. nice
Al Overview

"Horse beans" can refer to two very different things: either large, waxy smegma plugs (called "beans") found in a male horse's sheath that need cleaning, or the edible fava bean (or broad bean), a nutritious legume
grown for food. The equine "beans" are built from dirt, skin, and secretions, while the edible "horse bean" is a healthy crop related to the chickpea, rich in protein and fiber.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma
A reversible meat tenderizer for $42.95 at Williams Sonoma. It looks like a dildo
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 22/12/2025
Porsche’s new holiday commercial 🚙 • Made by Parallel Studio • Blends hand-drawn art with 3D animation • uses 'absolutely no AI'
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martian manhunter's cream pie @vilph.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
why no ipv6 grr
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
This is my comfort
A black and white cat lying down next to a Pikachu plush toy, resting calmly.A black and white cat lying down next to a Pikachu plush toy, resting calmly.
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ange 🍊 @trashwarden.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
i'm a gamer
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 15/12/2025
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
his job is box
an orange cat sitting in an empty cardboard box
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martian manhunter's cream pie @vilph.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
fuck i am such an embarassment
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT HOW SMALL HE IS BEING
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I think about rocket frog often
A rocket launch leaving the platform in fire and smoke, with a small silhouette of a frog against the orange smoke
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
LOOK!!
new species of tiny pumpkin toadlet discovered in Brazil cloud forests
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/12/2025
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Who has made this 🤣
Buster from the tv show ‘Arrested Development’ holding an arm full of plushies while he looks at his mother Lucille, saying, “these are my awards, mother, from FIFA.“
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Charlie once had fulnecky too
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
no idea
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martian manhunter's cream pie @vilph.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
al baik pls open in the philippines have your first branch in mindanao (manila can and should get fucked lmao)
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
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martian manhunter's cream pie @vilph.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
i think im just meant to be a bum
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martian manhunter's cream pie @vilph.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
HOLY FUCK A PLANE CRASHED HERE AT DUBAI AIRSHOW
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martian manhunter's cream pie @vilph.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Few days from being able to activate the ecg function on my awu2 yay
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martian manhunter's cream pie @vilph.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
ggwp didnt even make it halfway
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martian manhunter's cream pie @vilph.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
starting to regret making myself go through NNN lmfao
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martian manhunter's cream pie @vilph.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
nearly did something stupid holy shit
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martian manhunter's cream pie @vilph.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
the new joji single is such a banger oml
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martian manhunter's cream pie @vilph.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
tried copy pasting a playlist of songs i found on yt to apple music and its annoying when you can't complete it 1:1 ugghhh
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NPR @npr.org · 07/11/2025
As part of a deal to dismiss the case, Boeing agreed to pay or invest an additional $1.1 billion in fines, compensation for the crash victims' families, and internal safety and quality measures. n.pr/4nHaB0I
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Boeing won't face criminal charge over 737 Max crashes that killed hundreds of people
As part of a deal to dismiss the case, Boeing agreed to pay or invest an additional $1.1 billion in fines, compensation for the crash victims' families, and internal safety and quality measures.
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