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Viking Tower

@vikingtower.bsky.social
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Pillaging a village near you. President and founder of Adults Against Adulting $thevikingtower

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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Life is short. Eat the Reeses cup.
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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
do any of you out there with long hair ever think about if you just suddenly drop dead, all of your hairs you’ve shed will remain in your house tangled and wrapped around random shit haunting everyone for years to come? just me? ok.
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
My transformation into Santa is almost complete with every Christmas cookie I eat.
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I bought new shoes and I can run really fast in case you are looking for a Hero
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Not to brag but I do all my own stunts
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
My least favorite contact sport is Adulting.
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God @thegodshow.com · 06/12/2024
Thou shalt not pretend that wanting everyone to have healthcare is “radical.”
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
My least favorite contact sport is Adulting.
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I feel attacked
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
"Be less Eyeore and more Tigger" - me, parenting
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Tony the human @tonythehuman.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I‘m developing a phobia of German sausage. I fear the wurst
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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
mcdonald's only giving me 9 chicken nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
"Be less Eyeore and more Tigger" - me, parenting
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
"When I Saw You"
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I found the stairway
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Jac Forsyth @jacforsyth.co.uk · 04/12/2024
He talks too much of ghosts, these days, tobacco sweet in rusted fingers and the spindrift spit at his mouth as he lays out his defences in borderlines and picket fences, he speaks of love but none could tell and only smoke left between them in the threaded #mycelium of immaterial things #vss365
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𝒲𝒾𝓁𝒹𝑒𝓇 𝑅🌹𝓈𝑒 @wilderrose1.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
He delves his hands into wild holly & pine kissing my red hair, hot flesh burning where silver crests fire across our lips, where my heels left under mistletoe glisten like cascading flaming starlight, as we glow brighter with stolen love, fierier into the merry night.
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Book Obsessed @booksobsessed.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I think at one point we all tried sneaking into a wardrobe, hoping to end up in Narnia!
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Thank you
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Christmas may now commence!
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Kiss My Fat Ash 🍑 @tobi-is-fab.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
i cannot lose to this casserole
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Welcome to the North Swole
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Welcome back old friend.
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I came here to say dumb things and deep things and dumb deep things and deep dumb things.
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Everything worth having takes work, determination and dedication. No thanks.
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Sunset soliloquy
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
Get them before they sell out!
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
Love isn't what you do it's who you are. Be LOVE.
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
Love isn't what you do it's who you are. Be LOVE.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
No better way to find out you’ve entered your white trash era than Dollar General ads suddenly appearing in your Instagram feed.
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
Seems legit.
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
Seems legit.
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
Thank you!
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
My favorite gift to receive is roses.
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Dax drew this for me and now it is framed in my office
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
I'd like to speak to a manager about resigning from adulthood
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
Have you tried the new weighted Pitty blanket?
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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
alien: I'll rule you all with an iron fist me: our leaders already do that alien: well then I'll strip your planet of its resources me: you're not gonna believe this
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
It’s 100% okay to lie to babies.
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
This was my most favorite view of all the times I've seen it
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Dax drew this for me and now it is framed in my office
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
Is this where we post blue skies?
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Marshall Scott @marshallscott.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
Driving around pointing at all the hills I’d die on
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
Dax painted this and I love it
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Viking Tower @vikingtower.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
Dax painted this
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