matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 15hmaybe one day i will give a basketball game a fair shake. but i dont want to mattyswebpage.neocities.org/posts/2026-0... 010
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 19hWas going to make a joke about how he’d just watched Timelash but as if AI could make anything that good 021
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 29/09/2026sometimes i feel like i have the same physique as this fucker but actually no at least i have a big arse 000
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 26/09/2026spoilers for a future Saturn blog but Athlete Kings (aka DecAthlete) fucking rules 010
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 25/09/2026i've got more of these in the tank than i realised so please enjoy another installment right away! mattyswebpage.neocities.org/posts/2026-0... 032
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 25/09/2026why is David o Russell still allowed to make movies, the man bullied Amy Adams he should be in prison 010
Reposted by mattyPandaMonium @pandamonium.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Today, I decided to dump all my thoughts about A.I. infecting the retro and Saturn scene into one cohesive article. In short, I am certifiably sick of this. 511743691
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 24/09/2026hope it turns out i have got adhd, otherwise i'm just a bog standard useless lazy stupid fucking cunt! 130
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 24/09/2026back at it folks, hop in for some video gaming mattyswebpage.neocities.org/posts/2026-0... 131
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 23/09/2026finally released my ai assisted English fan translation of ‘Mario’ 030
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 22/09/2026i’m reading Bleak House and it’s just about a woman going around meeting annoying pompous arseholes 010
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 20/09/2026it’s fucked up that Ben Ken and the Robots set fire to a pile of dead jawas 010
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 19/09/2026having a nice day? well that’s pretty fucking disrespectful of you isn’t it. sit down 030
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 18/09/2026ahh, no... what. my powerful AI agent has broken containment and watched a load of porno on my computer. ahh, that's, that's mad that is... cuh. ruddy AI isn't it 120
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 18/09/2026note to every cafe in the uk for some reason: STOP PUTTING MY FOOD ON A NAPKIN 010
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 18/09/2026Alton Towers Walliams World has been replaced with LUMPOLAND vigilsforfriends.com?pg=359#showC... 140
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 16/09/2026Okay, yes, I got taken in by a honey trap. But let me ask you this, who got to have all that delicious honey? 110
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 16/09/2026You grabbed your then wife by her head on a flight On a private plane during an argument And you choked one of your kids ok, so you’re Brad Pitt. That don’t impress me much 010
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 16/09/2026i'm sorry but this song is truly fucking amazing www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lbL...youtube.comIt's Always You and Me Pokémon Theme Song Adventures In Unova (Full Song)YouTube video by Pikachu285 000
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 15/09/2026been getting into embroidery recently, it’s good but mostly consists of putting a needle down and then trying to find the needle 000
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 15/09/2026#vigilsff vigilsforfriends.com at some point they will hunt some more ghosts 1113
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 15/09/2026I got one of those natural sponges, all good but now I can’t find it anywhere and I think the cat ate it 130
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 15/09/2026fuck this. I’m going to go and be a governess at a haunted mansion 120
Reposted by mattyyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 14/09/2026wales scotland and northern ireland seceding isnt enough. i need an independent cornwall 8919
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 12/09/2026how come flour is the only product where it’s acceptable for it to just be all over the outside of the bag 020
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 11/09/2026particularly stupid entry ❤️ mattyswebpage.neocities.org/posts/2026-0... 030
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 11/09/2026old guys getting pure horned up for betty boop with her big baby’s head - SICK 001
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 10/09/2026AI guy watching a load of hankies come out of a clown’s sleeve: ok, this changes everything 030
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 09/09/2026mattyswebpage.neocities.org/saturn i made an index page for all the Saturn reviews i've done. so far it is 69 games 😂😂 epicmattyswebpage.neocities.orgSaturn game review index 000
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 09/09/2026heads up bargain hunters, a couple of free peppers just off north cross roundabout, Plymouth #hotdeals #ukdeals #moneysaving 120
Reposted by mattyErika Violet @eriviolet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026nahhh hold on he looks tuff 01057401
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 09/09/2026Me yesterday: wow, ocarina of time, enjoy your baby game you babies Me today: KIRBY 121
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 09/09/2026this one is going to ruffle some feathers in city hall mattyswebpage.neocities.org/posts/2026-0... 332
Reposted by mattyDerek Jarman’s “Stu” @stuartgipp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The Master System Directory CONTINUES - and this time it's got the word "Ass" in it. Tee hee! retronauts.com/article/2555...retronauts.comThe Master System Directory (Ass-Ast)Asterix est la! Again. Yeah, let's get these out of the way. 1114
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 08/09/2026watching Baby Assassins has me wanting to get back to making Vigils for Friends. Daft girls with weird jobs ❤️ 010
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 08/09/2026Food £200 Data £150 Rent £800 Good Law Project fundraisers £3,600 Utility £150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying 110
