matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 10hno but it randomly doesn’t work properly so at least that’s accurate 020
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 10hI got my kid a newer one, it’s a micro version and uses way less power and therefore doesn’t stink. rubbish 110
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 17hSeptember 1996, UK Sega Saturn releases. peak of life Keio Flying Squadron 2 Athlete Kings Bubble Bobble also featuring Rainbow Islands Virtua Fighter Kids The Story of Thor 2 Exhumed Casper Nights into Dreams Alien Trilogy 020
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 01/10/2026this is why i refuse to learn or use the correct names of baddies in games unless the game makes it really obvious 010
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 30/09/2026Russo brothers reveal that Avengers End Game contains 'scenes' 010
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 30/09/2026maybe one day i will give a basketball game a fair shake. but i dont want to mattyswebpage.neocities.org/posts/2026-0... 010
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 30/09/2026Was going to make a joke about how he’d just watched Timelash but as if AI could make anything that good 021
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 29/09/2026sometimes i feel like i have the same physique as this fucker but actually no at least i have a big arse 000
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 28/09/2026had wet hair during my assessment because i ran out of time to dry it and one of the first questions was do you have trouble estimating how long tasks will take 040
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 26/09/2026spoilers for a future Saturn blog but Athlete Kings (aka DecAthlete) fucking rules 010
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 25/09/2026i've got more of these in the tank than i realised so please enjoy another installment right away! mattyswebpage.neocities.org/posts/2026-0... 032
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 25/09/2026oh definitely but I was selecting the word to be scorched first and now I can kill it in a split second 110
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 25/09/2026why is David o Russell still allowed to make movies, the man bullied Amy Adams he should be in prison 010
Reposted by mattyPandaMonium @pandamonium.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Today, I decided to dump all my thoughts about A.I. infecting the retro and Saturn scene into one cohesive article. In short, I am certifiably sick of this. 511746694
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 24/09/2026hope it turns out i have got adhd, otherwise i'm just a bog standard useless lazy stupid fucking cunt! 130
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 24/09/2026it's mad that part of the puzzle is working out how to get the camera in a position where you can tell what the hell is happening, and it seems to be deliberate 110
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 24/09/2026back at it folks, hop in for some video gaming mattyswebpage.neocities.org/posts/2026-0... 131
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 23/09/2026finally released my ai assisted English fan translation of ‘Mario’ 030
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 23/09/2026I’ve just started going to mine but I don’t know what music they play because I have my earphones and I sit silently in the corner avoiding eye contact 🏳️🌈 050
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 22/09/2026i’m reading Bleak House and it’s just about a woman going around meeting annoying pompous arseholes 010
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 22/09/2026he’s also the kid in Wet Hot American Summer who tells Paul Rudd ‘it’s your job to make sure kids don’t drown’ 110
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 20/09/2026it’s fucked up that Ben Ken and the Robots set fire to a pile of dead jawas 010
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 19/09/2026having a nice day? well that’s pretty fucking disrespectful of you isn’t it. sit down 030
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 18/09/2026ahh, no... what. my powerful AI agent has broken containment and watched a load of porno on my computer. ahh, that's, that's mad that is... cuh. ruddy AI isn't it 120
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 18/09/2026note to every cafe in the uk for some reason: STOP PUTTING MY FOOD ON A NAPKIN 010
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 18/09/2026Alton Towers Walliams World has been replaced with LUMPOLAND vigilsforfriends.com?pg=359#showC... 140
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 16/09/2026Okay, yes, I got taken in by a honey trap. But let me ask you this, who got to have all that delicious honey? 110
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 16/09/2026You grabbed your then wife by her head on a flight On a private plane during an argument And you choked one of your kids ok, so you’re Brad Pitt. That don’t impress me much 010
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 16/09/2026constantly trying to decide if it’s time to play along or time to fuck shit up 170
matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 16/09/2026first time i watched it i got so obsessed i started stalking around town looking furious like No. 6 and got into sneaking out without my housemates noticing 1101
