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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 05/10/2026

oh no wait what am I talking about, it’s this

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 04/10/2026

this is one of the funniest shots in a movie imo

Nightmare Before Christmas. An enormous stripy orange snake is eating a Christmas tree while a little boy in his pyjamas is screaming his head off

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 04/10/2026

more of this for you today, come on come on, it's not going to read itself mattyswebpage.neocities.org/posts/2026-1...

Pro Pinball: The Web. it's a pinball table. they all look the same to me

Primal Rage. a red dinosaur is hitting a yeti with its tail

Olympic Soccer. England are playing Saudi Arabia at the football

NFL Quarterback Club '97. absolutely inscrutable. 'a 12 yard kick recovered by 23 Corey Sawyer on kicking team'. GIBBERISH

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 30/09/2026

maybe one day i will give a basketball game a fair shake. but i dont want to mattyswebpage.neocities.org/posts/2026-0...

Road Rash on Sega Saturn. riding a bike down a road

Shining Wisdom on Sega Saturn. little redheaded lad killing bats in a cave with a sword

Slam n Jam 96 featuring Magic and Kareem. some men are playing basketball with each other

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 27/09/2026

kid was looking for a Cole Palmer sticker on redbubble

ai slop sticker of Chelsea striker Cole Palmer with all his favourite things like keyboards, skulls, indeterminate alcoholic drink, various other shapes, wearing his famous black baseball cap, with his eyes rolled back in his head, and he looks nothing like himself and his name is spelled wrong, all in the Chelsea FC colours of black and red.

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 27/09/2026

don’t remember making this

Death Generator edited screenshot from some old game. An old guy holding a snooker cue says You can't prove I was anywhere near your dog.
Maybe it shagged its own arse.

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 25/09/2026

i've got more of these in the tank than i realised so please enjoy another installment right away! mattyswebpage.neocities.org/posts/2026-0...

Loaded. a cyborg pirate shooting guys to a pulp in a prison. they have coloured lighting in there.

Impact Racing. a red car is firing bullets

Shockwave Assault. first person view from a spaceship shooting an alien by a pyramid at night

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 24/09/2026

back at it folks, hop in for some video gaming mattyswebpage.neocities.org/posts/2026-0...

Gungriffon on the Sega Saturn. It's a mech game with a HUD that's so busy you can't see a thing that's happening

The Need for Speed on the Sega Saturn. A yellow car is about to crash into a wall.

3D Lemmings on the Sega Saturn. One of the worst games of all time. some Lemmings have just come out of a trapdoor and there's so many buttons to press

Striker 96 on Sega Saturn. A bit of footie. Some lad's getting tackled very hard

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 18/09/2026

Alton Towers Walliams World has been replaced with LUMPOLAND vigilsforfriends.com?pg=359#showC...

LUMPOLAND from Vigils for Friends. He’s like a Mr Blobby rip off but it has a Disneyland castle also

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 17/09/2026

here you go mattyswebpage.neocities.org/posts/2026-0...

Darius II - sidescrolling shooter. im shooting a big fish thing

Blackfire. first person helicopter shooter. something is blowing up

Ghen War. First person mech shooter. im shooting a alien

Starfighter 3000. flying spaceship 3d shoot game. I have crashed into the ground and failed my mission :-(

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 15/09/2026

#vigilsff vigilsforfriends.com at some point they will hunt some more ghosts

Shirley and Kitty lean on a wall like in Peanuts. Kitty says 'you know, just because you realised you're nonbinary, that doesn't have to become your whole identity. You contain multitubes. I mean, it's not like I'm going around the whole time thinking about how I'm a woman, with sweet tits and a pussy...' She thinks about this for a moment. 'What a rich tapestry is Gender!' she declares. Shirley has wandered off.

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 12/09/2026

POV you about to hear some transphobia

Lidl ad outside a Lidl of a woman holding. A glass of wine

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 11/09/2026

particularly stupid entry ❤️ mattyswebpage.neocities.org/posts/2026-0...

Guardian Heroes, there's a man with a big sword fighting some wolves in a forest

Virtual Open Tennis, two men are playing a game of tennis

Defcon 5, a turret is shooting alien spacecraft

Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3, Sonya is punching pink stuff at Kitana

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 09/09/2026

heads up bargain hunters, a couple of free peppers just off north cross roundabout, Plymouth #hotdeals #ukdeals #moneysaving

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 09/09/2026

this one is going to ruffle some feathers in city hall mattyswebpage.neocities.org/posts/2026-0...

Galaxy Fight - a fighting game where a man is fighting a big lizard

In the Hunt - shoot em up with a submarine and Metal Slug style graphics

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 05/09/2026

people complain about busy HUDs in games now but look at the state of this for fuck's sake

screenshot from Gungriffon on the Sega Saturn. you can't see a fucking thing

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 05/09/2026

alright uh here's part 19 of my uh game hating blog mattyswebpage.neocities.org/posts/2026-0...

Panzer Dragoon II Zwei, it is a dragon and he's shooting a monster

Street Fighter Alpha, it's lovely Rose and she's completely whiffed a punch and Ryu

UEFA Euro 96, it's a football pitch and there is about to be a goal kick performed by one of the football players

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 01/09/2026

the very hottest of the hot takes are here for you to read on this fine whatever fucking day it is now <3 mattyswebpage.neocities.org/posts/2026-0...

The Horde, little lad running round a village chopping monsters with a sword

Baku Baku, animal themed puzzles game where animals eat food

Alone in the Dark 2, hyperrealistic hedge maze simulator

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 30/08/2026

scraping the bottom of the April 1996 on Sega Saturn barrel mattyswebpage.neocities.org/posts/2026-0...

Rise 2: Resurrection. Couple of robots having a proper barney

NFL Quarterback something something. Who cares.

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 26/08/2026

found a copy of Empire magazine from September 2000

Dismissive review of Ringu from Empire magazine, September 2000:

The Japanese have always been a rum lot, film-wise. In the land of the rising sun, for example, in 1982 E.T. was beaten in the box office stakes by Faces Of Death, a compilation of real life and faked gruesome death. It's equally hard to see how this bog-standard horror offering has ignited the box office over there. The plot centres around a mysterious video tape circulating in which odd, blurry images are followed by a phone call announcing that in a week the viewer will be dead. They invariably are. The images, it transpires, are images from the mind of a psychic with a nifty line in high-tec hexes. Nicely shot, and with an intriguing premise, this gets throttled by its over complexity, duff plotting and a distinct lack of actual action. Part of a trilogy by popular horror author Koji Suzuki, apparently. **

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 25/08/2026

mattyswebpage.neocities.org/posts/2026-0... gaming continues

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 22/08/2026

pov you’re in year 9 on a coach on a school trip and you’re going through a lot of stuff

Compilation album called Reloaded 2 featuring ‘massive hits’ from the likes of U2, Toploader, Badly Drawn Boy, Coldplay, Fat Boy Slim, Blink 182, Embrace, Bloodhound Gang

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 21/08/2026

mattyswebpage.neocities.org/posts/2026-0... Hey you, ever played on a video game before?? How about these video games?

X-Men: Children of the Atom. Storm and Psylocke having a scrap. Calm down ladies!

Gex. Gex is sneaking up on some Jason Voorhees looking ass mother fucker

True Pinball. The Babewatch pinball table, which features babes

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 20/08/2026

the greatest male friendship in history

Henk Rogers and Alexey Pajitnov sharing a nice laugh in the Tetris Forever doc

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 19/08/2026

daring redesign don’t steal

Shirley from Vigils for Friends drawn to look more like Raboot from Pokémon which isn’t actually that different

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 17/08/2026

three more video games have been played. here is the news mattyswebpage.neocities.org/posts/2026-0...

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 17/08/2026

absolutely demolished the young pretenders. Don’t step into the ring with the champ if you can’t take the knocks

Two young boys at the bottom of one of those big rope climbing structures in a playground. Dad is at the summit being a legend

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 14/08/2026

can’t make my mind up about this one. It’s kind of horrible? but I keep drinking it

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 14/08/2026

nobody noticed I posted this (or nobody liked it) so I’m posting it again and this time I want some RESPECT mattyswebpage.neocities.org/posts/2026-0...

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 13/08/2026

taking my son to the 5 a side place for his pal's birthday party

the bit in I Saw the TV Glow where Owen is screaming during a child's birthday party

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 10/08/2026

wonder what Shirley is up to while the comic is resting

Shirley is going to have a slash on the Dobby Grave. A potter fan tells her it’s the Dobby Grave. She doesn’t know who that is

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 04/08/2026

i’ve tried to traumatise them but it doesn’t take

Leonora the witch cheerfully talks to her dead husband’s grave at the end of Vigils for Friends. “And that's how I saved the world with nothing more than a simple
magic spell. And I got pretty much all my witchy stuff back off the chazza.
So it worked out pretty well in the end. Well, cheers”

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 03/08/2026

shuffled them like a pack of cards and this is the order I’m going with @deadinkbooks.bsky.social

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 01/08/2026

ahhhh for fucks sake fucking hell god my heart

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matty @vigilsforfriends.com · 28/07/2026

been away at Legoland here’s proof

me in a submarine with Lego fish swimming past outside

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