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Christian 🎃🧙🍫 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 14h

Tuesday is my least favorite day!

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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 15h

Tuesdays definitely aren’t real.

A sign hanging on a wall that reads:

In this house we believe...

Dinosaurs had jazz.

Never trust a goose with a briefcase.

Kevin knows what he did.

Nothing happens for a reason.

Every raccoon is fighting a battle you know nothing about.

Birds deserve tiny pants.

Tuesdays do not exist; they are a collective hallucination invented by big calendar.

Everything happens for a reason, usually Greg

Be the chaos you wish to see in the supermarket.

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Christian 🎃🧙🍫 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 15h

It still blows my mind that some of his most famous movies were with a chimp and people were like, yes, I want that man to lead the nation. 🙃

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Christian 🎃🧙🍫 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 15h

When I was a kid and it was close to bed time, he would say, "It's bed time for Bonzo!" I didn't know until I was an adult that it was a reference to a Ronald Reagan movie.

Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 15h

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A lot of people are struggling right now. Including your queer and trans fam, and your artists friends, and the people who are both. The mental health pressures are real and the consequences are potentially devastating. Check on your people. Let them know how much you love having them around.

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Christian 🎃🧙🍫 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 15h

I like how literally every name attached to AI is just the worst men imaginable.

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Christian 🎃🧙🍫 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 16h

I think a lot of str8 men would be happier if they could get it off with the bros and it didn't mean anything

Christian 🎃🧙🍫 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 16h

Because of my Silent Gen father (who's 84 now), I have all these random 20th century colloquialisms rattling around my brain that are rarely appropriate to say: 1) He doesn't know shit from Shinola. 2) Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. 3) Shit always rolls down hill.

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Christian 🎃🧙🍫 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 16h

This holds with my theory of "More men than we think crave cock."

Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 18h

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Every time I visit NYC I am staggered by the amount of fine men here. It’s CRAZY.

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Christian 🎃🧙🍫 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 17h

Love the slutty little shorts. 🥵

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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 18h

I don’t take corporate money. I work for the people of Florida, not corporations. Winning wouldn’t be possible without everyday working people’s contributions. Chip in $5 to help our people-powered campaign. Visit Angie4us.com to donate! #AngieForFlorida

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Christian 🎃🧙🍫 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 18h

It's raining today but it's a soft gentle rain that's very relaxing.

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Christian 🎃🧙🍫 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 20h

I hope there's at least a cozy murder to solve. 💖

Christian 🎃🧙🍫 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 20h

I notice sometimes moderates/centerist is code for "I hold many views that directly oppose each other."

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It's crazy that this is the first real hurricane of the year. If you don't live near the Gulf, you don't know how crazy that is.

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Also, when I say "at", I mean we didn't leave the bar. 😉

Thanks babe. I knew you'd appreciate that fact. 😉

There was a time (a much much sluttier time) where I had hooked up with someone at every gay bar in Orlando.

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I rewatched Tick Tick Boom recently and agree 💯. If it had gotten a theater release, I think he would have been nominated.

ShaneAvery @shaneavery23.bsky.social · 21h

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Also while I'm on an Andrew Garfield kick: He should already have 2 Oscars, one for supporting for Social Network, and one for lead for Tick Tick Boom.

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Andrew Garfield's Iconic Oscars Reaction

ALT: Andrew Garfield's Iconic Oscars Reaction

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Christian 🎃🧙🍫 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yes! I think I read it may have been not to besmirch the memory of Washington winning 100% of the vote.

Christian 🎃🧙🍫 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"Having no shame" isn't that hard to write.

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Christian 🎃🧙🍫 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This strikes me as maybe a cultural thing? Americans tend to universally enjoy chocolate chip cookies

Christian 🎃🧙🍫 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I would enjoy chocolate chip cookies if I was recovering from anything

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Christian 🎃🧙🍫 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

RIP Eva Marie Saint (at 102!). She was in one of my favorite Cary Grant movies, North by Northwest.

Cary Grant and Eva Marie Saint in North by Northwest. They're standing close together

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Christian 🎃🧙🍫 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

At least you have Diana Ross's support

Christian 🎃🧙🍫 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Have fun! I hope you encounter some horny DL dads! 💖

Christian 🎃🧙🍫 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

To use an analogy straight men would understand, having a nice butt but never getting fucked is like having a sports car you never drive. Think about it, straight men😉

A silhouette of a butt: The Cut Straight Men Are Freaking Out About Their Butts by Allison P. Davis

Text: Three months ago, Dylan aka Glute Mac Guy set out on a simple mission: "Glutemaxxing until butt gets too big for my pants." He'd been working out for a decade but tended to neglect his lower body. He wasn't motivated by aesthetics, he said, but "I didn't want to have the Hank Hill ass that most men seem to be content with. I wanted to look and feel athletic." He thought posting every day would help him stay consistent. The Cut

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Christian 🎃🧙🍫 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Yeah I don't make a lot of money, but my job is pretty secure at the moment (since we started with the smaller budget) and I feel very grateful for it. Hopefully you find something soon!

Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

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"Your daily Bluesky forecast for this evening is a healthy mix of dick and ass, with the occasional chance of bara tiddies." "Next at six, more of your bloomfs want to fuck you than you think."

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Christian 🎃🧙🍫 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

A lot of my closest friends are going through it right now (in various ways). I wish I could be more helpful than to just listen. I also wish the people in power would give a fuck about people, even just for show.

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Christian 🎃🧙🍫 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I think chirping smoke detectors were made by sadists.

Christian 🎃🧙🍫 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

There are probably more buffalo than Black people living in Wyoming, yet we're supposed to act like it's more American than Chicago or NYC.

Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

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Elsa Lanchester was the daughter of a socialist firebrand and a posh woman who ran away with him to become a left-wing vegetarian who refused to marry on principle, and who also once worked as a secretary to Karl Marx’s daughter…

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Christian 🎃🧙🍫 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Dennis Hastert and Jim Bakker both died yesterday. The Grim Reaper is getting closer...

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Christian 🎃🧙🍫 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

In my city, there are gay bars for more masculine/ bear/ leather queer men. More importantly, these men move easier in our world and often very desired by other queer men. (One could argue to the point of fetish.) Maybe they get pushback in the average queer space, but overall the benefits are more

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Christian 🎃🧙🍫 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I never really read Saul Bellow (except Herzog like a decade ago), so I decided to give him a whirl. I was aware he was misogynistic, but when he writes about women oof! It's jarring.

Me holding my copy of Saul Bellow Mr. Sammler's Planet. You can see my hand and the postcard I use as a bookmark. My bookshelf and the end of my bed is in the background

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Christian 🎃🧙🍫 @vidalporter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We really need to address the fact that MAGA regularly trashes cities and blue states, but any little critique of a red state by a Dem gets immediately shut down.