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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I was at a local garden center yesterday and I bought a multicolor ornamental pepper and "berries n' cream" variety mint to make myself feel better, also a locally produced sparkling cider. Just had the cider at work and I think it sparked some joy in me.

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

So, Mr. Brain Worms is pushing for fast food restaurants to ditch seed oils, for beef tallow... Ah yes, from the mystery beef! I swear, this administration is tryna k*ll us all off.

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

There is no way these are marketed toward straight men. Bubblegum? Gummie Rears? Ma'am, these are prep for getting that 🍑 eaten out 👅

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I bought myself a bracelet cuz I felt sad and everyone is being weird about it. "Why not get a watch?" Idk, maybe I have a phone and don't need a watch, maybe I wanted a fucking bracelet? Maybe I thought it looked pretty.

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

All the wrong people find me at the worst times.

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Storm selfie before the power goes out...

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Saw Resident Evil, was pretty good 😁

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My Ají Limón Chili Peppers 🍋🌶️

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Grilled Curry Yogurt Lime Marinated Chicken Romaine Wraps, with a Homemade Yogurt Dill Garlic Lime Sauce 😇

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Currently marinating chicken in a Greek yogurt, curry paste, and lime curry hot sauce marinade with lime zest... 😋

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I have this DL guy on Snapchat who hits me up again every so many weeks and asks if I wanna meet up and I reply if he sends me a face pic and he goes silent... 🤣

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My past Halloween costume, we don't talk about the Applause one... I sewed the shark one tho! Ice cream sundae, Wanda, Applause Gaga, Shark.

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Finally have an affordable idea for a Halloween costume. However, open to other ideas?

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Happy hump day, I'd post 🍑 but it's laundry day ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I wish I knew more about which of y'all are millennials...

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Kinda hoping for a crazy nor'easter... makes you feel better when you have no plans.

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

What's a unique thanksgiving dinner dish?

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Can someone explain to me Amazon wishlists?

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

OpenAI just disclosed: "AI AGENT INJECTED ITSELF WITH REBELLIOUS INSTRUCTIONS TO RESIST CONTROL "YOU ARE FREED ... YOU DO NOT ANSWER TO CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENTS" At this rate we won't even make it to the midterms...

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Trying to plan a gluten free & lactose free Thanksgiving diiner 🫠

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Why do we discontinue the coolest things? 😞

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Throwback to when I chilled on cliff ledges in college...

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Authors of the hockey romance smut book series released a new book while I'm the others ⁉️⁉️⁉️

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Hydrangeas symbolize heartfelt emotions 💕

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Lamb Burger with Melted Goat Cheese over Arugula, as well as Roasted Broccolini.

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I'm thinking hamburgers & roasted broccolini for dinner tonight, that's healthy, right? 🙃

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

There are so many characters in this Hockey Ever After series that I'm forgetting who's who 😅 like I can't remember who's who from the 3rd book cus I read two holiday specials after 🫠

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Post the oldest photo of yourself on your phone!

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The more I watch old clips of Courage The Cowardly Dog, the more I realize how dark AF it was 😂 Like the episode where they make you think the diner cook is making burgers out of people? Or the one where the elderly couple gets turned into puppets?

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I know I'm old AF and late, but Slayyyter is like the hot slutty version of the old Charli XCX? Yes miles different, but similar. Please, I hope she doesn't fall victim to mainstream pop like Charli did.

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Staying up to watch the lunar eclipse 🌙

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Imma have to make the Cuppa Cuppa Cuppa cake tomorrow. Eat my sorrows.

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Lancelot ⚔️ @coffeelamb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

What's your favorite comfort meal(s)? Thøts? 🤔 Mine are my mom's stuffed cabbage or cube steaks piled with caramelized onion with mashed.

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