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Lizrd 🏳️‍⚧️

@vhspunq.bsky.social
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Collector, Noise Artist, Mousey Spouse, Occasional Writer She/Her My music www.youtube.com/@lizrd3517

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Lizrd 🏳️‍⚧️ @vhspunq.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Life falling apart again Probably wont post much for a while Reaping what i've sown
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Lizrd 🏳️‍⚧️ @vhspunq.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
rappers act like they got bars but imagine the mf who first dropped "beans, beans, the musical fruit."
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Lizrd 🏳️‍⚧️ @vhspunq.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Man's oldest most base-level fear, french lesbians
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Lizrd 🏳️‍⚧️ @vhspunq.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Poob @poobtv.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Fun fact: Poob started as a VHS rental company in 1992! Our CEO Peter Oobus traveled door to door in a purple Ford Transit with only a single copy of Gremlins 2: The New Batch (pictured) for the entire city of Knockemstiff, Ohio to share.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
amazing video on the article for a welsh island
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
ray liotta in goodfellas saying “as far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a monsterfucker”
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帽子屋🎀BOUSHIYA🎀 @denkyu-getemono.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is a secret🍓 #art #illustration
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Lizrd 🏳️‍⚧️ @vhspunq.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sometimes I'm like "fuck its been years since I released music whats wrong with me" then I remember I have 2 kids
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Lizrd 🏳️‍⚧️ @vhspunq.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
If you want to hear my music live you just gotta wander in the woods till you stumble upon me, sorry thats the rules
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 01/08/2026
Sister Masturbation Peeping Posting
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
ive removed the batteries from the carbon monoxide alarm in sonics house
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Lizrd 🏳️‍⚧️ @vhspunq.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I think a big problem in US culture today is we dont have Scatman. Nobody stepped up to the mantle after Crothers and John and now we suffer because of it
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Lizrd 🏳️‍⚧️ @vhspunq.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Thinkin about the jock guy I went to highschool with who got nicknamed "big dick" but he for some reason loudly insisted that it wasnt true every time somebody said it Nostalgia is dangerous
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ChloesImagination⭐️ @chloesimagination.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Ethan winters is not a subtle man in resident evil village..
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Lizrd 🏳️‍⚧️ @vhspunq.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Call my noods al dente da way its only slightly firm
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Lizrd 🏳️‍⚧️ @vhspunq.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Thinkin bout the line cook I used to work with who would always find a way to make a joke about how funny it would be if we pissed on eachother on like every day. Hope she found her way to happiness, I'm rootin for ya.
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Lizrd 🏳️‍⚧️ @vhspunq.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Good movies 1that exemplify the artistry of the medium are alright and all but I much prefer a shitty movie that sucks
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s
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Lizrd 🏳️‍⚧️ @vhspunq.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The prophecy was fortold to me in a dream (Cute girl bein nice to me)
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Lizrd 🏳️‍⚧️ @vhspunq.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Balls are pretty funny like excuse me while i ponder my orbs
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Scientists of the Nautilus research ship capture a Big Fin Squid on camera, at 5454m (17’800 ft) depth. This was their live reaction: 🔊 #AGoodPlace
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Lizrd 🏳️‍⚧️ @vhspunq.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My wifes great-great uncle, historically ballin' RIP you would have loved Get Low by Lil Jon & The East Side Boys
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The ISS crossed in front of Mars, a moment only visible from a 90-meter strip sinapti.ca/post/en/the-iss-crossed-…
The ISS crossed in front of Mars, a moment only visible from a 90-meter strip

https://sinapti.ca/post/en/the-iss-crossed-in-front-of-mars-a-moment-that-could-only-be-hryvcvvy
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Lizrd 🏳️‍⚧️ @vhspunq.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A single like from a regular follower is worth more than any amount from random people it always makes me go hell yeah
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Lizrd 🏳️‍⚧️ @vhspunq.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Love pickin berries while i do yardwork like hell yeah pointy bush give me treats and I shall let you prosper
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Nat Brehmer @natbrehmer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
With a new SPIDER-MAN hitting theaters, I took the opportunity to celebrate the game that revolutionized the superhero genre and laid down a template that's still followed to this day. And also happens to be my favorite game of all time. nbrehmer.medium.com/more-villain...
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More Villains Than You Can Shake A Web At: How Activision’s ‘Spider-Man’ Revolutionized Superhero…
My first video game system was a Game Gear, followed very closely by the Sega Genesis. I was a Sega products kid in the same way that…
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Midnight Stroll by relmartist
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Isaac's Haunted Beard @isaacshauntedbeard.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
You're angry about people liking a movie you don't like lol
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Lizrd 🏳️‍⚧️ @vhspunq.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This is the most distressing thing I've ever read written by King
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ishmael: Call me Shemale. Captain AMAB: I'm not calling you that.
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Dead Inside @ragebrood666.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Putin made his bed and Trump shit in it!
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Lizrd 🏳️‍⚧️ @vhspunq.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Can't believe we argued as kids about whether Digimon or Pokemon was better when it says right in the theme song who the champions are
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maybe: annie rauwerda @annierau.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
starting a collection of quotes like this
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jess 🏳️‍⚧️ @fluffyfoxies.moe · 29/07/2026
person with an office lady fetish be like "i just got off from work" yeah i bet u did u sick pervert
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Lizrd 🏳️‍⚧️ @vhspunq.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
When I was in grade school we'd have an annual class trip that was invariably to the Bangor Mall. every year some kid got in trouble for going into Spencers and buying like a baseball cap that just said "I Enjoy Large BOOBS" or "I have a PENIS" or some other Spencers slogan
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Lizrd 🏳️‍⚧️ @vhspunq.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Boy George? The convicted kidnapper and torturer?
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Lizrd 🏳️‍⚧️ @vhspunq.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"Why doesnt the media talk about Trump doing ___?" Idk probably the same reason Goebbels wasn't talking about Hitler's missing nut and love of dookie.
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Lizrd 🏳️‍⚧️ @vhspunq.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Watched Joker yesterday. Still thinking about it. Not really like the movie itself but how all those lines and monologues internet chodes where quoting and heralding are all delivered with all the oomph of a used whoopie cushion.
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I wish I could go back in time and explode the guy who thought it was a good idea to make the average bath in the US way too small to soak in
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Flip Satan @teawithphil.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Watch our, Glover, someone's girlfriend is coming for you.
GamesRadar+ poster with "the most dangerous people in the games industry" and a fem presenting person with green dress pointing at Glover, who is apparently one of the "worst game characters ever!"
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Lizrd 🏳️‍⚧️ @vhspunq.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The thing I miss most from ye olde TV is how ad breaks would actually be timed correctly. So annoyed every time streaming ads bust in mid sentence then when they end theres a pause in the show where an ad break should have been.
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Lizrd 🏳️‍⚧️ @vhspunq.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Everybody Skrrrts
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Lizrd 🏳️‍⚧️ @vhspunq.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
quel ennui!
A fake BBC News article reading: "France's language watchdog has told government officials to use French fetish terms instead of Japanese ones. The Académie Française today announced that French kinksters must use the term 'maîtrise de la pisse' instead of the more widely-used Japanese loan word 'omorashi'. France's culture ministry told the AFP news agency that linguistic borrowings were 'a barrier to understanding'. But bladder control fetishists have criticized the ban, with one calling it 'completely pointless'. France regularly issues warnings of the 'debasement' of its language through imported foreign words. Other official translations include 'visage de la petite mort' for 'ahegao'."
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Lizrd 🏳️‍⚧️ @vhspunq.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I really think the PS2 era Call Of Dutys look much better than the modern titles. They seem so much more alive and animated, less empty. Plus I love low poly tanks.
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