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Wario Incandenza

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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my mother’s alma mater (and the only school I was forbidden from applying to) Temple mentioned 🧑‍🎓🧑‍🎓🧑‍🎓
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i make the face in the second panel here every time i talk about AI at work
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Would Ash Williams have survived the events of Resident Evil 2" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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lilya @lolifer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Book of the new sun in dungeon crawler Carl font
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A rare and beautiful flabber
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Doing AI """""""""upskilling""""""""" at work at the 11th hour so they don't fire my ass and it's not hard to see how this turns you into a stupid busybox asshole; 90 minutes of getting stroked off by a robot in order to get lists of inconsistent terms that could be resolved by 1 human
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
thinking about a guy who keeps trying to get into the SAW traps because he loves puzzles and Jigsaw hates him but the guy’s really good at disguises so Jigsaw keeps abducting him accidentally
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
they’re playing old Otomo interviews before this showing of Akira lol
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
crazy shot of a guy wearing a tørso shirt in ‘the history of concrete’ (2026)
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There is one scene of ‘Primetime’ that I am really going to be needing the @saramchenry.bsky.social analysis on
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I got my last job by giving the interviewer one of the crisp, ice-cold molsons canadian i keep on my person at all times in case of an emergency* *wanting to drink a molson canadian
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*being ground down into a fine paste by various things outside of my control* this is all happening because I never learned to love myself sufficiently
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Watching SomethingAwful forum goons Diabetus and Slowbeef play through ‘Dead to Rights’ in 10-minute chunks on Vimeo in 480p and not knowing it was all going downhill from there
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Tired of Sex” because when he says “Friday night, I'm making Therese” it sounds to me like he’s saying “Schralese” which makes it seem like he’s just making up a woman’s name in a panic
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my local arthouse theater’s website is insanely bad for online ticket sales so this afternoon after work i walked in there to buy advance tickets to The History of Concrete and Ken Russell’s The Devils lol
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
now that destiny 2's content is being unvaulted i'm really excited for everyone to play curse of osiris and go "oh fuck this sucks ass haha"
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
not now, kitten—the jersey mike’s chicken bacon ranch sub from last night is taking its toll
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
always stunned at the people who don’t set their transactions to private on venmo
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The version of ‘6 Feet Deep’ by Gravediggaz available on Spotify no longer contains the track “1-800-Suicide” what the fuck
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
guys the handles i pulled today...wowza
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
watching a guy muddle through a description of a card buff in this deckbuilding roguelite and mumbling "it's just a decaying retain where the number of stacks is equal to the turns retained and the increase to the card's cost, couldn't be simpler brother" alone in my apartment
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i think my biggest issue with the ai-generated charlie brown image where charlie is asking if he’s dead yet is that snoopy should be thinking his response and it’s out of character that woodstock would be saying “fuck!” in english instead of those little vertical marks.
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
seems like my industry might be collapsing (my 3rd!) and instead of developing professional connections to jump ship i got cool enough with my brusque gen x marketing head to crack him up by saying ‘come and see’ when we get a team-building prompt asking us what movie universe we’d want to live in
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Muir Woods Samuel
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i crossed a rubicon w/r/t pulling mug handles for pottery and now instead of hating and dreading it i am obsessed with it and get sad i only get to pull a couple of them per week
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
cracking up remembering that i went back to this sandwich place in lincoln square when i visited chicago last month because i wanted one particular sandwich and after i ordered it multiple members of the restaurant staff came up to praise me for picking that sandwich off the menu
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
they guard the sauces at popeye's chicken like they're hoarding precious treasure now, bro it's blackened ranch not the hope diamond
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
my “that's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage” is the whole foods hot bar chicken tenders
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
whenever i have to spend a bunch of time on the computer and don't get a lot of sleep i get really anxious that my body is producing a bunch of new and novel malignancies to kill me which is such a funny way to admit I think the plot of 'Videodrome' (1983) is real and might happen to me
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Deb JJ Lee @jdebbiel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
witnessed something at dragon con I can’t get out of my head
Sketch of a Mike Myers cat in the hat cosplayer staring intently at a poster of a sexy Ring lady
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Mission Hill Screens @missionhillscreens.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Nah. It's just... [SIGHS] #missionhill
S1E9: "Unemployment: Part 2 (or Theory of the Leisure Ass)", originally aired July 14, 2002 (19:51)
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
that’s right baby
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“Porno In Question” being hyperlinked is really taking me out
r/Nirvana 9y ago
Thread by UndeadKurtCobain
Title: What are they saying at the beginning of the ‘In Utero’ version of “I Hate Myself and Want to Die”

Post by FruitsOfEden9y ago
Transcription: 
“Krist Novocelic: [inaudible] from this…this porno movie, porno movie called ‘You Said a Mouthful’ (FruitsOfEden cites release year here as 1992), and this guy has a hand shoved up his ass, and this lady’s shoving it up his ass and he’s going ‘Ow ow wowowow! Don’t take it out! Ow OUAUGH!’

Kurt Cobain: [clears throat, light chuckle]

Intro to song begins.”

Porno In Question [hyperlink to theclassicporn.com link for ‘You Said a Mouthful’ which redirects to a 404 error]

Response by UndeadKurtCobain 9y ago
I love that you found this
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It must've been in Bugs Bunny's contract that he has to be animated about a thousand percent better than all of the other Looney Tunes in 'Coyote Vs. Acme' (2026)
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
still reeling from an interaction i had yesterday where someone on my team asked what a particular branded acronym meant and someone else responded being like “i asked copilot and this is what it guessed 😃”
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
getting fired as the editor for the new Austin Abrams movie ‘Whalefall’ (2026) because I submit a cut for review where the end credits are set to “Ocean Man” by Ween
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
asked a woman what her favorite conner o’malley anniversary guy bit from seth meyers was and she had an answer so now i believe in love again
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
anne hathaway your character in ‘the end of oak street’ (2026) really seems to fuck with sauceless losers who don’t have a single good thing going for them and i was just wondering if maybe you were drawing on your own life experiences for that role in some way shape or form, perhaps?
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
this isn’t even one of the top 10 most powerful single images swan boy has produced. Not to brag but I used a version of a line from the comic as a dating app prompt and got ~several~ matches
Screencap from the webcomic ‘Swan Boy’ by Branson Reese where an anthropomorphic mole lowers his glasses and says the word “virgin” to mock Noel, a chameleon and deuteragonist [debatable, citation needed] of the comic, for refusing to drag race like the pathetic coward he is.
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
unfortunately if you can identify more than 3 of the avis on here you’re being euthanized 💔
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
HANK HILL: Do I look like I know what a “cenobite” is?
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
*”my homie” from the P5 soundtrack playing somberly in the background*
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The new capital will be in Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! and I am very for that personally
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Youtube video by Eric Hatcher titled “When he speaks he will say exactly what needs to be said” with a thumbnail image of an outrageous overweight elderly basset hound staring at the camera with mouth slightly agape.
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
seeing a kind of insane post by a niche internet tastemaker and having a reaction to it before reminding myself that the opinions of 27-year-olds are kind of none of my business
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“I do not know with what weapons Woke III will be fought, but Woke IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” - Albert Einstein
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Found the track on the Darktide OST that always hypes me up to cut through 2,000 chaos cultists like so much rotten meat (“Warp Traveller”) so I’m circulating my latest 40k shitposts to a wider audience:
Image of a robed man with glowing blue eyes and energy coming out of his right and left hands; text on the image says:

“Scab maulers be like: ‘I got my whole life ahead of me!’

No you don’t, the brain rupture is coming.”Edited tweet from JASIAH (@PHREEJASIAH) riffing on the “I got lotion on my dick” voice memo:
“I’m over here charging my bars I got warp peril on my bars right now I’m just charging my shit I’m imperiled as fuck man I’m a freak man like”
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
while y’all were dithering away on spreadsheets i was busy scoping some “spread cheeks” 👆just my contribution to the discourse today yall
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
my cousin did this to his parents and it’s driven my parents kind of insane even though i’ve sat them down multiple times and been like “my cousin and his dad are both colossal assholes, this was inevitable regardless of political disagreements and therapeutic encouragement”
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Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
bumper sticker that says “My child is an UNDEFINED CORPORATE ASSET at TRAXUS OFFWORLD INDUSTRIES”
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