Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026my mother’s alma mater (and the only school I was forbidden from applying to) Temple mentioned 🧑🎓🧑🎓🧑🎓 010
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i make the face in the second panel here every time i talk about AI at work 010
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"Would Ash Williams have survived the events of Resident Evil 2" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate, 000
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Doing AI """""""""upskilling""""""""" at work at the 11th hour so they don't fire my ass and it's not hard to see how this turns you into a stupid busybox asshole; 90 minutes of getting stroked off by a robot in order to get lists of inconsistent terms that could be resolved by 1 human 110
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026thinking about a guy who keeps trying to get into the SAW traps because he loves puzzles and Jigsaw hates him but the guy’s really good at disguises so Jigsaw keeps abducting him accidentally 171
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026they’re playing old Otomo interviews before this showing of Akira lol 130
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026crazy shot of a guy wearing a tørso shirt in ‘the history of concrete’ (2026) 000
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026There is one scene of ‘Primetime’ that I am really going to be needing the @saramchenry.bsky.social analysis on 110
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I got my last job by giving the interviewer one of the crisp, ice-cold molsons canadian i keep on my person at all times in case of an emergency* *wanting to drink a molson canadian 130
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026*being ground down into a fine paste by various things outside of my control* this is all happening because I never learned to love myself sufficiently 030
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Watching SomethingAwful forum goons Diabetus and Slowbeef play through ‘Dead to Rights’ in 10-minute chunks on Vimeo in 480p and not knowing it was all going downhill from there 020
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“Tired of Sex” because when he says “Friday night, I'm making Therese” it sounds to me like he’s saying “Schralese” which makes it seem like he’s just making up a woman’s name in a panic 010
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026my local arthouse theater’s website is insanely bad for online ticket sales so this afternoon after work i walked in there to buy advance tickets to The History of Concrete and Ken Russell’s The Devils lol 000
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026now that destiny 2's content is being unvaulted i'm really excited for everyone to play curse of osiris and go "oh fuck this sucks ass haha" 221
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026not now, kitten—the jersey mike’s chicken bacon ranch sub from last night is taking its toll 030
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026always stunned at the people who don’t set their transactions to private on venmo 000
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The version of ‘6 Feet Deep’ by Gravediggaz available on Spotify no longer contains the track “1-800-Suicide” what the fuck 000
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026watching a guy muddle through a description of a card buff in this deckbuilding roguelite and mumbling "it's just a decaying retain where the number of stacks is equal to the turns retained and the increase to the card's cost, couldn't be simpler brother" alone in my apartment 110
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026i think my biggest issue with the ai-generated charlie brown image where charlie is asking if he’s dead yet is that snoopy should be thinking his response and it’s out of character that woodstock would be saying “fuck!” in english instead of those little vertical marks. 001
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026seems like my industry might be collapsing (my 3rd!) and instead of developing professional connections to jump ship i got cool enough with my brusque gen x marketing head to crack him up by saying ‘come and see’ when we get a team-building prompt asking us what movie universe we’d want to live in 120
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i crossed a rubicon w/r/t pulling mug handles for pottery and now instead of hating and dreading it i am obsessed with it and get sad i only get to pull a couple of them per week 000
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026cracking up remembering that i went back to this sandwich place in lincoln square when i visited chicago last month because i wanted one particular sandwich and after i ordered it multiple members of the restaurant staff came up to praise me for picking that sandwich off the menu 160
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026they guard the sauces at popeye's chicken like they're hoarding precious treasure now, bro it's blackened ranch not the hope diamond 020
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026my “that's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage” is the whole foods hot bar chicken tenders 010
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026whenever i have to spend a bunch of time on the computer and don't get a lot of sleep i get really anxious that my body is producing a bunch of new and novel malignancies to kill me which is such a funny way to admit I think the plot of 'Videodrome' (1983) is real and might happen to me 030
Reposted by Wario IncandenzaDeb JJ Lee @jdebbiel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026witnessed something at dragon con I can’t get out of my head 53106522141
Reposted by Wario IncandenzaMission Hill Screens @missionhillscreens.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Nah. It's just... [SIGHS] #missionhill 0111
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026“Porno In Question” being hyperlinked is really taking me out 010
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It must've been in Bugs Bunny's contract that he has to be animated about a thousand percent better than all of the other Looney Tunes in 'Coyote Vs. Acme' (2026) 010
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026still reeling from an interaction i had yesterday where someone on my team asked what a particular branded acronym meant and someone else responded being like “i asked copilot and this is what it guessed 😃” 120
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026getting fired as the editor for the new Austin Abrams movie ‘Whalefall’ (2026) because I submit a cut for review where the end credits are set to “Ocean Man” by Ween 170
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026asked a woman what her favorite conner o’malley anniversary guy bit from seth meyers was and she had an answer so now i believe in love again 000
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026anne hathaway your character in ‘the end of oak street’ (2026) really seems to fuck with sauceless losers who don’t have a single good thing going for them and i was just wondering if maybe you were drawing on your own life experiences for that role in some way shape or form, perhaps? 020
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026this isn’t even one of the top 10 most powerful single images swan boy has produced. Not to brag but I used a version of a line from the comic as a dating app prompt and got ~several~ matches 030
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026unfortunately if you can identify more than 3 of the avis on here you’re being euthanized 💔 020
Reposted by Wario Incandenzathe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 12/10/2024HANK HILL: Do I look like I know what a “cenobite” is? 636155
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026*”my homie” from the P5 soundtrack playing somberly in the background* 000
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The new capital will be in Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha! and I am very for that personally 000
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026seeing a kind of insane post by a niche internet tastemaker and having a reaction to it before reminding myself that the opinions of 27-year-olds are kind of none of my business 030
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026“I do not know with what weapons Woke III will be fought, but Woke IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” - Albert Einstein 040
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Found the track on the Darktide OST that always hypes me up to cut through 2,000 chaos cultists like so much rotten meat (“Warp Traveller”) so I’m circulating my latest 40k shitposts to a wider audience: 010
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026while y’all were dithering away on spreadsheets i was busy scoping some “spread cheeks” 👆just my contribution to the discourse today yall 010
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026my cousin did this to his parents and it’s driven my parents kind of insane even though i’ve sat them down multiple times and been like “my cousin and his dad are both colossal assholes, this was inevitable regardless of political disagreements and therapeutic encouragement” 050
Wario Incandenza @rudehunch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026bumper sticker that says “My child is an UNDEFINED CORPORATE ASSET at TRAXUS OFFWORLD INDUSTRIES” 010