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emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 16h

Doctor: so while he is unresponsive, he is able to hear. It may help if you speak to him. Are you the patient’s family? My Slavic nephews, smoking in their monochromatic adidas sweatsuits: Je to náš strýc.

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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 16h

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promotional art of the game castlevania with text added rhat says "capital is dead labor. vampire lIke, it only lives by feeding up9n workers"

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emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 16h

my associate is a grandmaster of alchemy and he claims the Gen Alpha alchemy novices cannot read the lesser key of solomon. Like they are not able to.

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emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 18h

They hate to see a playboy like me become dexterously proficient with a finesse weapon

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emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 18h

Bet you wouldn’t say that shit if I had my rapier on me

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emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The pregnant male emoji is my family’s crest, you do well to show it respect

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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm wet like this btw

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emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

They split me in half down the middle at work today

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emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Whoever it is at my library that keeps using up the collective daily borrow, your mother sucks lollipops in hell

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emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I just want to drift away into nothing

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emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’ll love you forever, buddies

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emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Goodbye, Axe. I love you so much. I’ll never be the same without you.

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emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

We should cut clavicular’s head off with a blunt hatchet

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emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Me: Man, I do not feel going to work today. My boss has been a dick lately Orc Roommate: in my culture, one may challenge the chieftan to unarmed combat. You take his rank and his wives as your own should you claim victory. Me: yeah… good point. yeah I might check with HR about that.

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emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Pet insurance is a fucking scam dude

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emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

They have revealed my next character arc

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emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

They’d hate to see a white boy like me get ahold of a beer

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emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Lil Lotus being the new frontman of From First to Last is so funny to me because that dude used to post his amateur porn during Covid lololol

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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

im so bored and full of poison

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emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

No one believes in me and I don’t care

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emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Man this would be a great time for a bee-fuuuuukkkkkk my girlfriend’s in the fridge

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emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Why haven’t you responded to my discussion board post yet, do you think my topic is chopped and unc

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emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Lanterns is seriously a phenomenal show

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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

PowerPoint I will break your free spirit and I will become intoxicated on the thick velveteen ichor that seeps from you

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emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

[Christopher Walken selling a vampirism cure] You know, vampirism. It's a... it's a tough racket. The sun. The garlic. the biting, let's be honest, is not a great look at dinner parties. But what if I told you there's a cure?Not holy water. A pill. With food, without food. We're not your mother.

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emo nathan fielder @feeniks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026