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Matthew

@verslikeversace.bsky.social
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He/him Married to my favorite guy, cat dad x 4, photographer, Michigander, space enthusiast. A good walking trail hates to see me coming. Here to cultivate safe spaces and shamelessly hype my besties.

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Powers restored on a Friday. We love to see it.
Selfie of me with my fresh cut and fade
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Morning cuties
Bathroom mirror selfie of me wearing just a crop top, showing dick root, with one hand running through my bedhead hair, exposing my pit
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
tonight/tomorrow
salem the catsalem the cat as a ghost
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can't tell if the guy I just delivered to was trying to make a pass at me, answering the door in nothing but tighty whities, or if he's just VERY open with his body. Either way I enjoyed the show.
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saturday morning aesthetics
Selfie of me on a bed with a ball or two in my mouth
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It was a fun hour-long car ride to the vet today with Caprica and Billy 🤦🏼‍♂️
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I went into this season with incredibly low expectations and yet, so far, Ryan Murphy is seemingly not even meeting those
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🎶His name is Michaellllll, and it's the start of his season🎶
Screenshot of Michael Myers in the original Halloween film
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Beard update: We haven't gotten to pandemic era length yet, but we're getting there.
Selfie of me laying down on the couch projecting my chin out to emphasize my patchy 3 week old beard
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Going in mid panic attack was an interesting choice, but damn that was a wild ride
Movie poster for Zach Cregger's Resident Evil
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I feel like if I focus and try really hard I can set a new record today
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't post enough about my plants, and I need to change that. Here's one of my favorite girls, a 2.5 yo thai constellation. Second photo for size comparison.
A Monstera Thai Constellation sitting near a window in our dining room My hand against one of the newer leaves
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fuck Ed Sheeran fuck Pink fuck all Zi0nists in general May you all choke on a giant dick
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Solo video shot an outdoor wedding yesterday in 80+ degree direct sun, and today just finished planting five new trees in our side yard. Taking applications for a good masseuse.
Laying down in bed naked post shower with a very sunburnt face and tired eyes
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if you’re a gay guy still actively posting on x bc tHaTs WhErE mY fRiEnDs ArE and you love the attention, you’re a traitor to our community and fucking suck
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CDUBS @cdubsonfire.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Last time I'll post this. Thanks to everyone who has helped. I can't pay my rent for Sept but I've at least paid bills and kept myself fed.
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I never know what to do when I stumble across an irl friend's bluesky account. Like, do I follow them, do I warn them they'll probably seem my penis if they follow me back, do I just go on about my business? What are the rules here!? School did not prepare me for these hypotheticals
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My paint uniform the last two days
Mirror selfie of me with a paint roller in my left hand and nothing but a white sleeveless cutoff work shirt on
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yo, 116 of y'all mutuals should probably take out the trash
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Is this shocking? No. Is it nice to have confirmed for the world to see? Yes.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Proof of life featuring my plant chore outfit
Bathroom mirror selfie of me in a sleeveless under armor workout shirt and a gym jockstrap
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Jordan Starkweather ✨ @jackal27.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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spooky lukey 🎃 @buffyfanboy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the world just got infinitely worse x
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Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
All I know is that the country really needs @rosie.com to have her own TV show again for our collective well-being. Until then, her guest hosting this week on @jimmykimmel.com will have to do because it gets her back to us where she belongs. You are crushing it, Ro! 🩷
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✨ˢᵗᵒⁿᵉᵈ // STAR WARS✨ @stonedstarwars.com · 18/08/2026
I'm sure Netflix are quietly waiting in the wings. Let's hope this shitbag never gets his perfect teeth in to Warner Brothers and HBO. What a dirty, dirty player. Paramount demands $1.9 billion from states, citing Warner deal delays - Los Angeles Times share.google/ZoOXatecTU6c...
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Paramount demands $1.9 billion from states, citing Warner deal delays
Tech scion David Ellison's company wants the coalition of 12 states and the WGA to cover the 'ticking fees' that Paramount could incur due to Warner deal delays.
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I miss the days when I could eat pizza after 7 pm and not come face to face with death
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Deltoids are absolutely on fire after sanding drywall mud for 5 hours yesterday
Closeup selfie of my left arm and shoulder area while laying in bed shirtless
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bro didn't miss a beat
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heavy precummer @precumming.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
#fcf and #flexfriday Repost if you wanna drain me
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Yesterday's primary results got me like
Selfie of me arching my back while in bed
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Thoughts so far: 1. This is too close for comfort 2. Eww, Jeremy Moss 3. Thank God I don't have to see Perry's decrepit face anymore Someone send me xanax that I can pair with this strawberry cheesecake blizzard
Selfie of me in the kitchen with a half smile and my blizzard that Zack bought me as a treat tonight
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Have half a mind to go out and do slutty things if he wins tonight
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Update: still not high and just finished watching How To Make a Killing (4/10) Wish I had instead gotten high and fooled around
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Just kinda want to get high and fool around
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(Wes)tern democracy👨🏻🗳️🌐 @midwestache.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Golden age for me but not for thee!
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Naturally I would trim the day before Bush Thursday 🤦🏼‍♂️
Bathroom mirror selfie of my pulling up my shirt to show off my trimmed pubic region
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
diva, i’m sorry to tell you this sister girl but … they gagged the second tower. yeah like, they did. so
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Fiona @fionasmall.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
From the Onion
Nation Could Have Sworn Jared Leto Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
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Victor CR @viktorepo.xyz · 28/07/2026
Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You... go to your closest social media, and you rant about... I don’t know, that shiny old ring, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what looks like jewellery...
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Welcome back to my least favorite part of remodeling, SANDING
Selfie of me with a dust mask on while covered in drywall mud dust
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Melissa Good & Feral 😾🇺🇦🇨🇦 @meltart.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
When an entire arena boos you for telling the truth, you quickly learn who has courage. Kris Kristofferson walking onto that stage and standing beside Sinéad as the insults rained down remains one of the most powerful acts of human decency I’ve ever seen. Three years resting in peace 🙌🏼🤍🙌🏼
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I can't find the words to explain it, but I feel this song deep within me
Screenshot from Spotify of Charli XCX's Camera
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Survived three days of Pride festivities but pretty sure I'm going to be taken out by this Pizza Hut pizza with the spicy marinara sauce
Black and white selfie of me on my side while in bed flashing a peace sign
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Danced our hearts out, vibed to some sick mashups, did shots with friends, maybe got felt up by a boy or two. Pretty solid evening I'd say
Selfie of Zack and I on the back patio with Zack's arms around my neck
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Was thinking about this being the fit for the Adamusic set at Pronto tonight. Thoughts, chat?
Bathroom mirror selfie of me in a black jock and my grey endless summer tank, with a red hanky to my left hip
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Another 2.5 hours of digging up roots and still the Ailanthus altissima tree in our front yard continues to be the bane of my existence.
Selfie of me shirtless with sweat and dirt all over my face
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Ginger Beef 🫚 @itsgingerbeef.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Gay after cumming: God now I can think straight
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Made a new friend out on the trail tonight
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