Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Powers restored on a Friday. We love to see it. 52322
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Can't tell if the guy I just delivered to was trying to make a pass at me, answering the door in nothing but tighty whities, or if he's just VERY open with his body. Either way I enjoyed the show. 0210
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It was a fun hour-long car ride to the vet today with Caprica and Billy 🤦🏼♂️ 0140
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I went into this season with incredibly low expectations and yet, so far, Ryan Murphy is seemingly not even meeting those 021
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 22/09/2026🎶His name is Michaellllll, and it's the start of his season🎶 060
Reposted by MatthewGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out 395209503492
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Beard update: We haven't gotten to pandemic era length yet, but we're getting there. 2370
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Going in mid panic attack was an interesting choice, but damn that was a wild ride 080
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I feel like if I focus and try really hard I can set a new record today 180
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I don't post enough about my plants, and I need to change that. Here's one of my favorite girls, a 2.5 yo thai constellation. Second photo for size comparison. 0130
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Fuck Ed Sheeran fuck Pink fuck all Zi0nists in general May you all choke on a giant dick 1120
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Solo video shot an outdoor wedding yesterday in 80+ degree direct sun, and today just finished planting five new trees in our side yard. Taking applications for a good masseuse. 2651
Reposted by Matthew☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026if you’re a gay guy still actively posting on x bc tHaTs WhErE mY fRiEnDs ArE and you love the attention, you’re a traitor to our community and fucking suck 310928
Reposted by MatthewCDUBS @cdubsonfire.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Last time I'll post this. Thanks to everyone who has helped. I can't pay my rent for Sept but I've at least paid bills and kept myself fed. 1145
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I never know what to do when I stumble across an irl friend's bluesky account. Like, do I follow them, do I warn them they'll probably seem my penis if they follow me back, do I just go on about my business? What are the rules here!? School did not prepare me for these hypotheticals 1110
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Yo, 116 of y'all mutuals should probably take out the trash 071
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Is this shocking? No. Is it nice to have confirmed for the world to see? Yes. 070
Reposted by MatthewThe Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.theverge.comThere is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter seriesYou can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry. 366201089885
Reposted by Matthewspooky lukey 🎃 @buffyfanboy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026the world just got infinitely worse x 21438
Reposted by MatthewAmee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 18/08/2026All I know is that the country really needs @rosie.com to have her own TV show again for our collective well-being. Until then, her guest hosting this week on @jimmykimmel.com will have to do because it gets her back to us where she belongs. You are crushing it, Ro! 🩷 24279211559
Reposted by Matthew✨ˢᵗᵒⁿᵉᵈ // STAR WARS✨ @stonedstarwars.com · 18/08/2026I'm sure Netflix are quietly waiting in the wings. Let's hope this shitbag never gets his perfect teeth in to Warner Brothers and HBO. What a dirty, dirty player. Paramount demands $1.9 billion from states, citing Warner deal delays - Los Angeles Times share.google/ZoOXatecTU6c...share.googleParamount demands $1.9 billion from states, citing Warner deal delaysTech scion David Ellison's company wants the coalition of 12 states and the WGA to cover the 'ticking fees' that Paramount could incur due to Warner deal delays. 114526200
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I miss the days when I could eat pizza after 7 pm and not come face to face with death 080
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Deltoids are absolutely on fire after sanding drywall mud for 5 hours yesterday 0320
Reposted by Matthewheavy precummer @precumming.bsky.social · 07/08/2026#fcf and #flexfriday Repost if you wanna drain me 1263973
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Thoughts so far: 1. This is too close for comfort 2. Eww, Jeremy Moss 3. Thank God I don't have to see Perry's decrepit face anymore Someone send me xanax that I can pair with this strawberry cheesecake blizzard 0210
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Have half a mind to go out and do slutty things if he wins tonight 0100
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Update: still not high and just finished watching How To Make a Killing (4/10) Wish I had instead gotten high and fooled around 030
Reposted by Matthew(Wes)tern democracy👨🏻🗳️🌐 @midwestache.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Golden age for me but not for thee! 2221
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Naturally I would trim the day before Bush Thursday 🤦🏼♂️ 0410
Reposted by Matthew☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026diva, i’m sorry to tell you this sister girl but … they gagged the second tower. yeah like, they did. so 2533
Reposted by MatthewVictor CR @viktorepo.xyz · 28/07/2026Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You... go to your closest social media, and you rant about... I don’t know, that shiny old ring, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what looks like jewellery... 1252
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Welcome back to my least favorite part of remodeling, SANDING 1230
Reposted by MatthewMelissa Good & Feral 😾🇺🇦🇨🇦 @meltart.bsky.social · 26/07/2026When an entire arena boos you for telling the truth, you quickly learn who has courage. Kris Kristofferson walking onto that stage and standing beside Sinéad as the insults rained down remains one of the most powerful acts of human decency I’ve ever seen. Three years resting in peace 🙌🏼🤍🙌🏼 258131361843
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I can't find the words to explain it, but I feel this song deep within me 150
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Survived three days of Pride festivities but pretty sure I'm going to be taken out by this Pizza Hut pizza with the spicy marinara sauce 0350
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Danced our hearts out, vibed to some sick mashups, did shots with friends, maybe got felt up by a boy or two. Pretty solid evening I'd say 2320
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Was thinking about this being the fit for the Adamusic set at Pronto tonight. Thoughts, chat? 2321
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Another 2.5 hours of digging up roots and still the Ailanthus altissima tree in our front yard continues to be the bane of my existence. 1370
Reposted by MatthewGinger Beef 🫚 @itsgingerbeef.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Gay after cumming: God now I can think straight 0341