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Matthew

@verslikeversace.bsky.social
2.2K followers 1.1K following 2.2K posts

He/him Married to my favorite guy, cat dad x 4, photographer, Michigander, space enthusiast. A good walking trail hates to see me coming. Here to cultivate safe spaces and shamelessly hype my besties.

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 15h
Good morning, Sunshine 🥵
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 16h
Imagine putting "admittedly a size queen 🤴🏼" in your Grindr bio thinking it was an appealing quality you possess, then messaging me with the opening line, "Both very handsome, what about hung? 😛"
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Cher Horowitz Says 'Ugh! As If!' from Clueless
Alt: Cher Horowitz Says 'Ugh! As If!' from Clueless
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Drooling
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Had to be very *strategic* about how long I could stare at each package (both kinds) without raising questions
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😂 gotta keep y'all on your toes
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Masc 4 Everyone 🫶🏼
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fully replaced all 4 sets of brake pads and rotors, my front passenger caliper, and bled my brake lines all by myself (and a couple of YouTube tutorials). Someone bring me a dick to suck to balance out the straightness I'm feeling.
Old, rusty rotor sitting on garage floorSelfie of me leaning of the rotors while dripping in sweatNew rotor with brake pads installed on back axelBathroom mirror selfie of me post car repairs with only a T-shirt on
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🥰🥰
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Powers restored on a Friday. We love to see it.
Selfie of me with my fresh cut and fade
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'll bring the sheet if necessary
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This part
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😘😘
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
☀️🥰☀️
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Morning cuties
Bathroom mirror selfie of me wearing just a crop top, showing dick root, with one hand running through my bedhead hair, exposing my pit
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
tonight/tomorrow
salem the catsalem the cat as a ghost
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm open to a combination of both. Ride, ride, slide, ride, slide, etc
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you need a spotter I can help 😏
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can't tell if the guy I just delivered to was trying to make a pass at me, answering the door in nothing but tighty whities, or if he's just VERY open with his body. Either way I enjoyed the show.
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That could be arranged 😏
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I won't be holding my breath either
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Might frame and hang it
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You next? 😈
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's sooooo good I love that you haven't even made it to season two yet! 🤗
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pumpkin mug for a lil pumpkin 🧡
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saturday morning aesthetics
Selfie of me on a bed with a ball or two in my mouth
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It was a fun hour-long car ride to the vet today with Caprica and Billy 🤦🏼‍♂️
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I went into this season with incredibly low expectations and yet, so far, Ryan Murphy is seemingly not even meeting those
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The epitome of the 🥵 emoji
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🎶His name is Michaellllll, and it's the start of his season🎶
Screenshot of Michael Myers in the original Halloween film
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've got the medicine
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And thank God for that 😍
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So precious
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Woooof 🥵
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
11 hours of sleep does a body good
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thank you sir
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
😘😘❤️
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Beard update: We haven't gotten to pandemic era length yet, but we're getting there.
Selfie of me laying down on the couch projecting my chin out to emphasize my patchy 3 week old beard
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Love 😍
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm such a penne girlie
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yesssss
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm at amateur numbers currently: 1
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Wolf Of Wall Street: Rookie Numbers
ALT: Wolf Of Wall Street: Rookie Numbers
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Going in mid panic attack was an interesting choice, but damn that was a wild ride
Movie poster for Zach Cregger's Resident Evil
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Drinking up every last drop
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I feel like if I focus and try really hard I can set a new record today
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good morning sunshine ☀️
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This one hits deep 😭
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Night, night
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The way that your body is so sculptural needs to be studied
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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Clocked
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