Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 16hImagine putting "admittedly a size queen 🤴🏼" in your Grindr bio thinking it was an appealing quality you possess, then messaging me with the opening line, "Both very handsome, what about hung? 😛"static.klipy.comCher Horowitz Says 'Ugh! As If!' from CluelessAlt: Cher Horowitz Says 'Ugh! As If!' from Clueless 090
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Had to be very *strategic* about how long I could stare at each package (both kinds) without raising questions 120
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Fully replaced all 4 sets of brake pads and rotors, my front passenger caliper, and bled my brake lines all by myself (and a couple of YouTube tutorials). Someone bring me a dick to suck to balance out the straightness I'm feeling. 2361
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Powers restored on a Friday. We love to see it. 52402
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm open to a combination of both. Ride, ride, slide, ride, slide, etc 030
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Can't tell if the guy I just delivered to was trying to make a pass at me, answering the door in nothing but tighty whities, or if he's just VERY open with his body. Either way I enjoyed the show. 0220
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It's sooooo good I love that you haven't even made it to season two yet! 🤗 110
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It was a fun hour-long car ride to the vet today with Caprica and Billy 🤦🏼♂️ 0140
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I went into this season with incredibly low expectations and yet, so far, Ryan Murphy is seemingly not even meeting those 031
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 22/09/2026🎶His name is Michaellllll, and it's the start of his season🎶 060
Reposted by MatthewGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out 396209563492
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Beard update: We haven't gotten to pandemic era length yet, but we're getting there. 2370
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'm at amateur numbers currently: 1static.klipy.comWolf Of Wall Street: Rookie NumbersALT: Wolf Of Wall Street: Rookie Numbers 000
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Going in mid panic attack was an interesting choice, but damn that was a wild ride 080
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I feel like if I focus and try really hard I can set a new record today 180
Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The way that your body is so sculptural needs to be studied 110