iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

May I suggest we make jocktober year round?

Bathroom mirror selfie of my front side wearing nothing but one of the husband's jockstraps

Bathroom mirror selfie of my back side wearing nothing but one of the husband's jockstraps while flexing

Bathroom mirror selfie from my side wearing nothing but one of the husband's jockstraps

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Fully replaced all 4 sets of brake pads and rotors, my front passenger caliper, and bled my brake lines all by myself (and a couple of YouTube tutorials). Someone bring me a dick to suck to balance out the straightness I'm feeling.

Old, rusty rotor sitting on garage floor

Selfie of me leaning of the rotors while dripping in sweat

New rotor with brake pads installed on back axel

Bathroom mirror selfie of me post car repairs with only a T-shirt on

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Powers restored on a Friday. We love to see it.

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It was a fun hour-long car ride to the vet today with Caprica and Billy 🤦🏼‍♂️

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

🎶His name is Michaellllll, and it's the start of his season🎶

Screenshot of Michael Myers in the original Halloween film

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Beard update: We haven't gotten to pandemic era length yet, but we're getting there.

Selfie of me laying down on the couch projecting my chin out to emphasize my patchy 3 week old beard

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Going in mid panic attack was an interesting choice, but damn that was a wild ride

Movie poster for Zach Cregger's Resident Evil

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I don't post enough about my plants, and I need to change that. Here's one of my favorite girls, a 2.5 yo thai constellation. Second photo for size comparison.

A Monstera Thai Constellation sitting near a window in our dining room

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Solo video shot an outdoor wedding yesterday in 80+ degree direct sun, and today just finished planting five new trees in our side yard. Taking applications for a good masseuse.

Laying down in bed naked post shower with a very sunburnt face and tired eyes

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

My paint uniform the last two days

Mirror selfie of me with a paint roller in my left hand and nothing but a white sleeveless cutoff work shirt on

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Proof of life featuring my plant chore outfit

Bathroom mirror selfie of me in a sleeveless under armor workout shirt and a gym jockstrap

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Deltoids are absolutely on fire after sanding drywall mud for 5 hours yesterday

Closeup selfie of my left arm and shoulder area while laying in bed shirtless

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Yesterday's primary results got me like

Selfie of me arching my back while in bed

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Thoughts so far: 1. This is too close for comfort 2. Eww, Jeremy Moss 3. Thank God I don't have to see Perry's decrepit face anymore Someone send me xanax that I can pair with this strawberry cheesecake blizzard

Selfie of me in the kitchen with a half smile and my blizzard that Zack bought me as a treat tonight

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Naturally I would trim the day before Bush Thursday 🤦🏼‍♂️

Bathroom mirror selfie of my pulling up my shirt to show off my trimmed pubic region

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Welcome back to my least favorite part of remodeling, SANDING

Selfie of me with a dust mask on while covered in drywall mud dust

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I can't find the words to explain it, but I feel this song deep within me

Screenshot from Spotify of Charli XCX's Camera

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Survived three days of Pride festivities but pretty sure I'm going to be taken out by this Pizza Hut pizza with the spicy marinara sauce

Black and white selfie of me on my side while in bed flashing a peace sign

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Danced our hearts out, vibed to some sick mashups, did shots with friends, maybe got felt up by a boy or two. Pretty solid evening I'd say

Selfie of Zack and I on the back patio with Zack's arms around my neck

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Was thinking about this being the fit for the Adamusic set at Pronto tonight. Thoughts, chat?

Bathroom mirror selfie of me in a black jock and my grey endless summer tank, with a red hanky to my left hip

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Another 2.5 hours of digging up roots and still the Ailanthus altissima tree in our front yard continues to be the bane of my existence.

Selfie of me shirtless with sweat and dirt all over my face

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Made a new friend out on the trail tonight

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Blistering heat waves. Smoke making the air unbreathable. Parasites causing explosive bowel movements. I think this is the Bad Place.

Mirror selfie of me with my new endless summer cut off shirt on trying to look cute during the preliminary days of the apocalypse

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Hoping the judges accept this as a suitable submission for #fcf

Bathroom mirror selfie of me lifting my tank up exposing my lower torso and penis

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

20 mile ride. 1.5 hours. 1379 calories burned. 361 ft in elevation gained. Too many bugs splattered on my arms to count.

Mirror selfie of my torso up with my messy, sweaty hair, cut off work out shirt, arms exposed with little gnats all over them, and my riding backpack on my shoulders

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Feeling extra cute for our friend's sweet sixteen x 2 birthday tonight

Selfie of me smiling with a pearl necklace on, my toucan button up shirt unbuttoned showing off some chest hair, and glitter/jewels just to the corners of my eyes

Selfie of Zack and I with our glitter/jewels on

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Was going to head down to Pride but decided I wanted my back blown out instead. Which in a way is its own type of pride really.

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Your dads can still clean up well

Selfie of Zack and I in our suits sitting down at the head table in the reception hall smiling

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Hey Google, play that Slayyyter song

Selfie of me standing in the livingroom smiling with my new blonde look

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

We got a wedding to get ready for

Selfie of me under the blow dryer dome thing

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Kicking off the unofficial start to summer with a lite 18 mile ride

Selfie of Zack and I in our bike get up smiling

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I am completely obsessed with my new Florida Ghost that Zack got me for my birthday. Look at her and her new little cream colored leaf with its pink stem.

Florida Ghost plant sitting on a bench by a window with two mature leaves and a new, still unfurling leaf

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Our friend had to cancel our threesome plans for later this afternoon and now I need someone's son to come sub in

Bathroom mirror selfie of me naked cupping my penis and scrotum with my left arm

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Celebrating 10 years of Caprica today 🖤🤍

Selfie with my cat Caprica while we lay in bed

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Day #2 of 36 and while I'm feeling physically exhausted from 3.5 hours of yard work in 80 degree weather, mentally I'm feeling quite fulfilled and content

Selfie of me post-shower laying down on our bed while naked

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I've been practicing more line art — enjoy the sfw edition

Line art drawing of a torso sitting down with an out stretched hand grasping something in the bottom center of the frame

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Life is such a fun little journey sometimes...

Selfie of me sitting in one of the er patient rooms

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Haven't done a Titty Tuesday in a while so just checking in

Selfie of me laying down in bed shirtless, with my upper chest, nipples, head, and left arm in the frame

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Just sitting here enjoying the evening sunshine

Selfie of me sitting next to our cat Caprica on the top landing of the stairs with sunshine from outside falling on us. I'm smiling looking at the camera and she's looking up at me.

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Admittedly it took my 15 years too long to watch this film, and while I generally did enjoy Acts 1 and 2, it yet again proved my running theory that Snyder has NO idea how to end a story.

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Have no idea how to flex my legs, but here they are after a particularly intense leg day that is currently kicking my tuchus

Mirror selfie of my torso down while attempting to flex my legs and pull up my gym shorts to show off my thighs

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Wasn't sure which of these made my butt look better so posting both just to be safe.

Selfie with my shorts pulled down and my shirt pulled up showing off my butt whose cheeks are resting on the coffee bar

Selfie of my laying on a chaise lounge with plants in the background. I'm only wearing a shirt and no bottoms and my butt can be seen over the top of my shoulder.

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Me trying to figure out how I'm going to get through the next 36 weeks until The Pitt returns

Screenshot of Dr. Al-Hashimi from The Pitt looking disheveled

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

It was a good first day back in the gym after 2.5 weeks taking it easy on account of slicing open my foot/toe

Gym locker room selfie of me flexing post arm and chest day

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Matthew @verslikeversace.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Not necessarily powers restored, but when the impulse to shave off the mop forming on your head strikes, you grab the clippers

Selfie of my sitting in front of some house plants with a bear smile on my face and my fresh cut on display

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