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Get this man in the governors mansion. We need a sequel. Minneapolis. Protect the Dolls.

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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Ventura bitched out from running as Governor for 2026, and that’s unforgivable. This country will collapse, and he could have done something about it. But back to the Baja he goes. Loser.
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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
1953 is when Iran started hating America — with good reason as Jesse Ventura explains…
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𝕊𝕒𝕝𝕥𝕪𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕤 @saltybitchables.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
"Do something your father didn't have the courage to do, do something your father didn't have the patriotism to do." —Jesse Ventura, to Barron tRump, after calling on him to enlist in the military. #ProudBlue #FuckBarrontRump #JesseVentura www.reddit.com/r/politics/s...
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From the politics community on Reddit: Jesse Ventura to Barron Trump: 'Enlist in United States Military Right Now'
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Navy veteran Jesse Ventura just went on TV and dared Barron Trump to enlist in the military, telling him to "do something your father didn't have the courage to do". Trump sends our kids to die in Iran, but his own family has dodged the military for 100 years.
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Damn right
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I’ve been trying hard to organize for Ventura, but so far, he’s undecided. Only 9 days left before deadline. It’s excruciating.
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Damn right
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Many are saying this
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Get him elected again
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Ventura for governor would win the weirdest coalition of adolescent boys, anarchist punks, queer people, and suburbanites.
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
🫡
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Bastards
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Benverly @benverly.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Minnesota needs a write in candidate. Jesse Ventura come back
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Dane Rauschenberg @rauschenberg.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The state of Minnesota possesses a confederate flag captured by Union soldiers from Minnesota during the Battle of Gettysburg. The state has repeatedly refused to return the flag to the state of Virginia. Former Minnesota governor, Jesse Ventura said “Why? I mean, we won.”
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Jesse Ventura, Nic Cage, and Jay Baruchel all have the same voice at different pitches
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
“Hey man, the state thinks you’re not growing enough weed, sooo we’re going to take your farm an grow weed on it” - Thomas Jefferson
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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a man in a blue suit and white turtleneck drinking from a cup
ALT: a man in a blue suit and white turtleneck drinking from a cup
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Fascists like to laugh too unfortunately
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
All my homies hate hogan
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Get it, girl
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its short for florida @grandregent.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Grew up Lord Alfred, tried to become Elvira, and turned out to be Jesse the body Ventura
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Someone needs to pitch this to his 2026 governor campaign.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
they should've made a chuckie sized jesse ventura doll and called it jesse "the buddy" ventura
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Let’s pitch it to his 2026 governor campaign.
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Casey G. @caseyg.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I'd buy one.
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a blurry picture of a group of people standing next to each other in front of a wall .
Alt: Jesse flexing in Running Man
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Wrestling is kinda gay, unironically.
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
gonna post this on all mike lindells posts.
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Every gay friend group
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Trump hammed it up afterwards with the bandage, then quickly moved on. He wanted it out of the news cycle. Otherwise people would point out his cowardice in using another man’s death for his political gain. No need for more conspiracy than that. 2/2
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Even in that picture, you can see his ear is intact. At minimum, it was just glass or someone else’s blood, as was reported at the time. 1/2
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Trump hammed it up afterwards with the bandage, then quickly moved on. He wanted it out of the news cycle. Otherwise people would point out his cowardice in using another man’s death for his political gain. No need for more conspiracy than that.
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Even in that picture, you can see his ear is intact. At minimum, it was just glass or someone else’s blood, as was reported at the time.
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Yeah, it looks kinda smol, but once it’s in your mouth, you realize it’s the perfect size.
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
My night is planned 💅👯‍♀️
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I think I just might 🏳️‍⚧️
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Yeah, I’d read that fan fic.
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Every loser is from Lakeville. See a loser take on twitter? Take a random guess where they’re from. Lakeville. Every time.
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Ok, this is a goldmine. I’m popping into the comments to yell at all these people as a former governor. Excellent.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
btw fbi, ignore this
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snow @snowttrpg.itch.io · 16/04/2026
From the celluloid closet: All the reading i was given was always heterosexual, every movie I saw was heterosexual, and I had to do this translation..."
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Hey guys, is it Maoist to bail out landlords? How about supporting real estate developers? No?
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Make Minnesota Maoist (but actually)
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Some loser on X cried and reported me for saying the TPUSA ‘reporter’ at Whipple got what she deserved. These people can’t handle speech.
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Ventura would fill the skyways with local businesses and make downtown cool again.
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Ventura has always protected and supported the dolls. True masculinity.
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
People love voting for optimism. Ventura is one of the few that’s given an optimistic path forward.
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Interview Jesse Ventura more.
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Ventura Posting @venturaposting.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Maybe we need to takeover the downtown council. Pull every parliamentary procedure shenanigan to gum them up.
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